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Author Archives: Dominic Borgognone

The Brady Report 1/17/20

A Restaurant Will Charge You a Fee If You Sit There for More Than 90 Minutes Ben & Jerry’s Has Created a New “Netflix & Chill’d” Ice Cream Flavor People Are Redecorating Their Christmas Trees for Valentine’s Day So They Can Keep Them Up Conversation Hearts Are Back This Valentine’s Day . . . But a Lot of Them Will ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/20

A New Machine Keeps Donor Livers Alive for a Week Instead of Hours A Couple Used a Bike to Lure in Thieves, Then Beat Them with Baseball Bats PBR Just Announced a New “Luxury” Brand Called Captain Pabst A Walmart Got an $80,000 Christmas Donation to Pay Off Layaways . . . and the Employees Spent a Lot of It… ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/15/20

A Guy Who’s Paralyzed Walked a Full Marathon in a Robotic Suit and Broke a World Record Cops Bust a “Large Amish Party” and Make 38 Arrests A Woman Builds a Bomb in Walmart Out of Random Products from the Shelves A Librarian Pleads Guilty to Stealing $8 Million of Rare Books Over 25 Years We Eat Twice as Many ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/13/20

A Sexy Tortoise with 800 Offspring Finally Gets to Retire After Saving His Species A Guy Called 911 on Himself After He Broke into a Tire Store . . . and the Tires Fought Back A Billionaire Is Looking for a New Girlfriend . . . Your First Date Will be on the Moon A Mom Ordered Diapers on Amazon ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/10/20

Doing a Good Deed Works Like a Pain Reliever (NC-17) Doctors Warn That You Shouldn’t Use Toothpaste as Lube A New Subaru Accidentally Has a Name That’s a Very Dirty Acronym There Was a 76% Jump in UFO Sightings Last Year You Can Now Get Paid a Six-Figure Salary to Work at Taco Bell Leaving a Voicemail Is Now Considered ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/20

A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff A Woman Forgets She’s Posing as an FBI Agent and Claims She’s a CIA Agent Miller Lite Has New Dark Cans . . . and You Can Get One for Not Using Your Phone at a Bar Natty Light Is Giving People Free Beer for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/8/20

A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive” (NC-17) There’s a New Band-Aid for Your Taint to Stop Premature Evacuation You Can Now Buy a Scarf That Looks Like a Long CVS Receipt Giving Workers Paid Parental Leave Has Zero Negative Effect on a Company’s Profits Your Energy Level Peaks ... Read More »

McFeelie’s McMovie Review: Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker (2019)

After the massive amount of mixed criticism that “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” received, I was concerned that the final installment in the sequel trilogy would follow suit.  I’m happy to say, I truly enjoyed Episode 9: The Rise of Skywalker much more than Episode 8: The Last Jedi. Even with that being said, there’s plenty to like and dislike ... Read More »