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Author Archives: HMS

The Brady Report 8/8/18

 A Couple Is Busted Doing Sexy Things in Their Van in a Walmart Parking Lot A Guy Tries to Get a KFC to Reopen at Gunpoint  There’s One Department Store That Already Has Its Christmas Stuff Up  Today Is World Cat Day . . . But Only 14% of Us Say We’re a “Cat Person” Cops in Myrtle Beach are ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/7/18

 A Woman Named “Liberty Bell” Got Arrested Again . . . This Time for Beating Up Her Public Defender  IHOP’s Stupid “IHOB” Stunt Quadrupled Their Burger Sales A Guy Is Upset He Was Fired Because of His Man Bun  At “Pheromone Parties,” You Smell People’s Sweaty Shirts to Figure Out Who You’re Attracted To  Nike and General Mills Just Released ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/6/18

 A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . . He Was  A Newspaper Apologizes When a Campaign Ad Has an Unfortunate Typo on the Word “Assets”  Is It Okay to Un-Invite Someone From Your Wedding?  A Guy Launches “Amish Uber” . . . Where He’ll Give You a Cheap Ride in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/2/18

 Two 70-Year-Old Men Get Into a Fist Fight Over Free Samples at Costco  A Guy Is Facing Charges For Breaking a Car Window to Save Two Dogs  A Couple Is Looking For a Videographer to Film Their Wedding Night Sex NYPD Pilots Flew a Spy Plane in a Penis-Shaped Route Because They Were Mad at Their Boss  Scientists Have Finally ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/1/18

 Someone Broke Into a House and . . . Rearranged the Taxidermied Animals Inside?  Searches For “Bigfoot Porn” Have Skyrocketed Thanks to a Congressional Candidate’s Fetish  New Term Alert: “R-Bombing” Is When Someone Reads Your Text But Doesn’t Respond A Woman Is Suing Canada Dry Since “Ginger” Isn’t an Ingredient in Their Ginger Ale  Americans Spend 11 Hours a Day ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/31/18

 Thieves Stole a Shark From an Aquarium by Swaddling It Like a Baby and Pushing It Out in a Stroller  A Cop Gives a Guy a Rose For Wearing a Helmet . . . But the Guy’s Wife Doesn’t Buy That Story A Congressional Candidate Is Accused of Having a Bigfoot Erotica Fetish  The Top Five Things We’re Curious About ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/30/18

 A Guy Committed Identity Theft to Upgrade a Restaurant’s Cable Package to Watch an Arizona Wildcats Game  Cowboy Boot Sandals Have Arrived and Don’t Really Make Sense  (NC-17) Google Says It Will Stop Auto Suggesting “My Face” When You Type in “Sit On”  Are You Enjoying “Summer Penis” . . . a Scientific Phenomenon Where Your Junk Looks Bigger in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/26/18

 A Guy Is Busted Doing Naked Jumping Jacks in a McDonald’s Women’s Bathroom Here Are the Top 10 Amusement Parks in the World . . . Six of Which Are in America  Could Cat Poop Be Turning People Into Entrepreneurs? Cats and Dogs Can Live Peacefully in the Same House . . . As Long As the Cats Are in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/18

 A Guy Who Got Naked at a Planet Fitness Blames Their “Judgment-Free Zone” Slogan  A Man Shares the Same Name and Birthday with a Criminal, and Cops Keep Arresting Him By Mistake  A Woman Is Busted For Drunk Driving . . . And So Is the Tow Truck Driver Who Came to Get Her Car  Don’t Be Fooled By a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/24/18

 An Apartment’s Eviction Notices Uses a Smiling Emoji and People Aren’t Happy  Chick-Fil-A Is Going to Start Selling Meal Kits For You to Make at Home  A Town Replaced Its Church Bells With Ringtones  If You Type the Word “Dog” Into Google Translate 18 Times, It Gives You a Prophecy About the End of the World  Last Year Saw 141 ... Read More »