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Author Archives: HMS

The Brady Report 7/23/18

 A Man Named King Kong Was Arrested for Threatening to Eat a Bunch of Kids  A Guy Who Got Pulled Over Doing 99 Miles-Per-Hour Tries to Convince the Cop He’s Reading the Temperature  The Age When Your Parents Stop Taking Care of You and You Start Taking Care of Them Is . . . 49  The Newest Uber Scam to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/20/18

 Firefighters Have to Put Out a Fire After a Bunch of Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combust  A Town Just Named Bigfoot As Its Official Animal  (NC-17) A Guy Has to Quit His Job After He Thinks a Text From His Boss Was Someone Sexting Him  A Man Is Trying to Visit Every Starbucks in the World . . . So Far ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/18/18

 Someone Called the Cops After He Got Fouled Hard in a Pickup Basketball Game  Check Out the Most and Least Stressed Cities in America  Here Are the Two Things Women Find More Pleasurable Than Sex  Amazon Just Patented a “Dwarf Tossing” Robot . . . and Little People Are Not Happy  Half of People Haven’t Traveled Out of the Country ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/17/18

 A Man Flashes a Woman in a Park . . . So She Chases Him a Mile and Stabs Him Multiple Times Cops Recognize a Guy on a Stolen Motorcycle . . . So Instead of Chasing, They Just Wait at His House  A Guy Steals a Fire Truck and Winds Up in a Two-Hour Police Chase  Top 10 Cities ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/16/18

 A Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Courthouse Stairwell A Twerking Argument Leads to a Woman Biting Off Another Woman’s Finger America Is Now Down to One Last Blockbuster, After Two Close in Alaska Middle Children Are Going Extinct Because No One Wants to Have Three Kids Anymore Stupid New Jeans Alert: A Company Is Selling Upside-Down Jeans  You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/13/18

 A Golden Corral’s Vents Weren’t Working . . . and They Realized It’s Because of a Burglar Stuck Inside  A Hit-and-Run Driver Grabs a Random Guy Nearby, and Tries to Turn Him in for It  A Woman Wins the Lottery with Her Nephew . . . Now She’s Suing Him For His Half  Build-a-Bear Shuts Down Its Pay-Your-Age Sale After ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/12/18

 A Woman Scammed a Scammer . . . and Just Got Arrested For It  A Guy with No Arms Is Arrested For Managing to Stab Someone  A Guy Is Asleep When a Six-Foot Boa Constrictor Falls Through the Ceiling and Lands on Him  A Woman Tells Her Husband It’s Me or the Dog . . . He Goes with Dog ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/11/18

 A Guy Says He Wasn’t Drunk Driving . . . He Was Only Drinking at Stop Signs  A Man Missing a Leg Flees a Burglary in a Car Missing a Tire  A Woman Trades Sex For Car Repairs . . . And Her Husband Finds Her and the Mechanic Dead in the Garage From…  (NC-17) A Woman Tries to Propose ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/10/18

 A Drunk Driver Runs Back to His Burning Car to Light a Cigarette  7-Eleven’s “7/11” Free Slurpee Day Is Tomorrow  IHOB Has Already Changed Its Name Back to IHOP  Your Bra Could Be Giving You Headaches  Sex Addiction Is Now Officially Recognized as a Mental Disorder by the World Health Organization The Top Sign That Someone’s Rich Is They Have ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/9/18

 A Guy Named Benedict Went on an Egging Spree  A Terrorist Group Bans Plastic Bags Because They’re “a Serious Threat to the Wellbeing of Humans”  A New Prank Will Freak You Out With Ghost Messages on Your Bananas  People Who Buy Corvettes and Porsches Barely Ever Drive Them  Wearing a Tie Cuts Blood Flow to Your Brain by 8% Read More »