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Author Archives: Marisa Silvas

The Brady Report 9/20/17

A Man Smuggles Drug-Filled Balloons Into Jail by Swallowing Them . . . Twice A Guy Is Facing Felony Charges For Writing His Name . . . and Drawing Male Genitalia . . . in Wet Cement Police Catch a Thief at the State Fair Because He’s Holding a Large Stuffed Unicorn Stupid Photo of the Day: Six Wedding Guests ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/19/17

Merriam-Webster Adds “Froyo,” “Troll,” and More to the Dictionary There’s a One-in-Five Chance Your Parents Hate the Name You Gave Your Kid An Employee Tried to Shoot a Golfer for Sneaking His Own Beer Onto the Course Police Are Trying to Track Down the Female Jogger Who Keeps Pooping on a Family’s Lawn A Dad Tries to Discipline His Kid ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/18/17

A Woman Lost Weight by Exercising with Two Cans of Baked Beans There’s a “Sexy Fake News” Costume on Sale For Halloween A Man Tries to Have Sex With a Weight Plate at the Gym . . . and It Takes Firefighters Three Hours to Get It Off Remember the “Hot Cops” From Florida Whose Photo Went Viral? Turns Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/17

An 81-Year-Old Woman Is Busted For Using Counterfeit Tickets to Ride Bumper Cars A Guy Who Was Busted For Pleasuring Himself in a Park Blames It on a Groundhog A Guy Tries to Rescue His Phone From His Burning Home . . . and Dies in the Fire Read More »

The Brady Report 8/11/17

A Mom Asks a Museum to Reschedule Its Solar Eclipse Party Since It’s a School Night A Drunk Driver Pulls a Bike Out of His Trunk and Tries to Flee the Cops On It South Carolina Is Bracing For the Lizard Man to Come Out During the Solar Eclipse A Family Lights Candles to Ward Off Evil Spirits . . ... Read More »