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The Brady Report 2/24/16

The Brady Report for 2/24/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson.  Police Officers Go To Save An Otter, Turns Out To Be A Faux Fur Collar Stripper Robs A Bank While On Parole For Robbing A Bank A Pizza-Wrapped Quadruple Cheeseburger? Woman Accused Of DUI When Her Car Knocked Out Power For Hundreds Of People MasterCard Is Working Towards ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/23/16

The Brady Report for 2/23/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Man Tries To Trade Kidnapped Baby For 15 Big Macs Man Leaves His Jeep Running, Thieves Steal It And Turn It Purple Man Steals A City Bus In Order To Get To Work On Time Car Engulfed In Flames And Only The Bible Survives People Trash Pizza Place ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/19/16

The Brady Report for 2/19/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Man Tries To Shoot His Wife Because She Was Spending Too Much Time With The Baby While Breastfeeding Tourists Swarmed A Baby Dolphin For Selfies And Killed It Woman Flips Her Car While Trying To Ram Her Boyfriend’s Car Spiders Look Bigger To People With Arachnophobia New Dating ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/18/16

The Brady Report for 2/18/16 brought to you by Desert Win Harley-Davidson. Drunk Monkey Grabs A Knife & Heads For The Roof – Story Waffle House Waitress Spikes Co-Workers Drink With Meth Woman Attacks & Bites Wendy’s Worker For Getting Her Order Wrong 750,000 People On Tinder Have Crabs Parmesan Cheese Has Wood Pulp In It? Guess Which Months Have ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/17/16

The Brady Report for 2/17/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson.  Woman Beats Her Husband With A Bat Because He Didn’t Get Her A Valentine’s Day Gift Woman Tries To Football Tackle A Bouncer In Front Of A Cop Man Arrested By U.S. Marshals For Not Paying $1,500 Student Loan Debt From 1987 Inmate Swallows Pens To Be Taken To ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/16/16

The Brady Report for 2/16/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. The Guy Caught Having Sex On The Ferris Wheel In Vegas, Turns Out He Was Supposed To Marry Another Woman But Found Out She Was Pregnant With Another Man’s Baby Man Arrested For Domestic Violence While Wearing A Shirt About Hitting People Man Pretends To Be A Cop ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/15/16

The Brady Report for 2/15/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson.  9 -Yr Old Rapper “Lil Poopy” Has Been Disowned Man Skips Work For 6 Years Before Getting Caught Man Convinced He Is Pregnant After Having An Affair With Another Man Plumber Strips Naked In Front Of Customer To Change Into His Work Clothes Man Steals Trout By Putting ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/12/16

The Brady Report for 2/12/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Man Missing For 30 Years Suddenly Remembers His Real Identity Man Gets Into A Car Accident Because He Was Too Busy Pleasuring Himself Woman Upset With Her Hair Cut Decides To Shot Up Barbershop Worst Thing To Say During Online Dating: “Sorry” Website Tells You What Kind Of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/11/16

The Brady Report for 2/11/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Dumb Website Of The Day: TacoSpin.com Lobster At Major Restaurants Is Not Actual Lobster Woman Fell Off The Top Floor Of A Shopping Mall – Lands On A Mattress Couple Busted For Having Sex On World’s Tallest Ferris Wheel Woman On PlentyOfFish Gets Dumped, So She Pours Dead ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/10/16

The Brady Report for 2/10/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Man Throws Live Alligator Through Drive-Thru Window Drunk Parents Make 9-Year Old Drive Home Man Claims “Beer Battered Fish” Is Why He Was Driving Drunk 2015 Had A Record High Number Of Shark Attacks Scientists Try To Cure Glaucoma, Discover Recipe For Perfect Pancake 30% Of People In ... Read More »