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The Brady Report 1/25/16

The Brady Report for 1/25/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Photo courtesy of Kaldari & Wikimedia Commons Man Runs Sex Club Under The Alias “Ron Burgundy” Study Suggests 10 Is The Ideal Number Of Partners Man Gets Drunk & Gets A Screw Stuck Up His Genitals Man Shoots & Kills Guy Who Tried To Help Him After His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/16

The Brady Report for 1/22/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Student sections take note. The @SheridanStuSect knows how to put on a show. pic.twitter.com/2BW2YH6bv8 — Storied Rivals® (@StoriedRivals) January 20, 2016 Drug Traffickers Get Paranoid While Smoking, So They Turn Themselves In Buddhist Monk Slashes 190 Tires After Accidentally Killing A Bug Thieves Try To Siphon Gas, Get ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/21/16

The Brady Report for 1/21/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Man Uses Siri To Help Him Beatbox Woman Donates Wedding Reception Feast To Homeless Shelter Man Steals Puppy To Pay For Crack Man Arrested For Pulling A Gun On People While Trying To Claim Elk Road Kill Man Caught With A Gun And A “Suspicious” Bag Of Bacon ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/20/16

The Brady Report for 1/20/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Student Lights Cigar & Blows Smoke In Teachers Face While Refusing To Take A Test – Gets Arrested Dad Leaves His 3 Kids In A Freezing Car To Watch The Steelers Game Skier Pushes Snowboarder Off Of Ski Lift For Making A Joke Bugs Are Probably In Every ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/19/16

The Brady Report for 1/19/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Swedish Doctor Arrested For Kidnapping A Woman And Keeping Her In His Sex Dungeon Man Sets Rug On Fire To Prove He Isn’t A Loser 60 Year Old Woman Goes To The Fire Department To Get Cut Free Of Her Chastity Belt Man Gets A DUI After Falling ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/15/16

The Brady Report for 1/15/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson.  NFL’s Chris Long Pretends To Be A Regular Person Buying Powerball Tickets Senior Citizen Escaped During That $20 Million Dollar Heist By Using His Senior Bus Pass Man Who Filmed Teen Crash Victims Without Helping Them Gets 30 Days In Jail Employers Share Their Worst Interview Stories Dating ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/14/16

The Brady Report for 1/14/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia user Prisencolin Mom Upset That Her Teenage Son Won’t Cuddle Anymore, So She Knit A Creepy Life Size Version Of Him Mom Pays For A Hotel On Christmas Night For A Homeless Couple & Now She Has A $1,400 Bill For Damages Man Busted ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/13/16

The Brady Report for 1/13/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. New York Village Votes To Keep Its Logo Of A Man “Wrestling” An Native American Amish Pastor Admits To Poisoning His Wife Two Guys Saved A Homeless Man Sleeping In A Dumpster When It Caught Fire Woman Attacks Her Fiance Because He Used The Same Engagement Ring From ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/12/16

The Brady Report for 1/12/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson. Stripper Who Previously Was Arrested For Attack Woman With Stiletto Now Arrested For Biting A Woman’s Finger Off Police Catch Bank Robber Because They See Him Counting Money Walking Down The Street Man Tries To Steal Python By Shoving It Down His Pants Man With A Lemon Phobia ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/11/16

The Brady Report for 1/11/16 brought to you by Desert Wind Harley-Davidson.  Photo courtesy of Tony Hisgett Man With Bionic Penis Who Lost His Junk In A Car Accident Got Into Another Car Accident Man Accidentally Helps Bust His Own Prostitution Massage Parlor Peeping Tom Gets Caught Because Of His Loud Moaning Man Attacks Neighbor With A Pitchfork Because He ... Read More »