There’s been some bad news connected to some of our favorite rockers this past week. Sorry to say, it get’s worse!
MOTLEY CRUE CALLING IT QUITS AFTER FINAL WORLD TOUR.
Tommy Lee now has more time to “bang” your girlfriend.
Nikki Sixx can devote more time to SIXX A.M.
All Vince Neil’s tour earnings to go toward plastic surgery debts.
After tour, Mick Mars will be sent to “farm in the country.”
Jiffy Lube employee John Corabi says you need a new air filter.
METALLICA’S ORION FESTIVAL WAS A FINANCIAL DISASTER.
St. Anger special edition coming soon!
At Orion Festival, bassist Robert Trujillo constantly mistaken for valet (bring my car around!).
Lars’ hairline, now that’s a disaster!
Dave Mustaine pulls a muscle laughing his ass off!
POISON FRONTMAN BRET MICHAELS IS SELLING HIS COLOGNE “Roses And Thorns” ON HSN.
It smells like a 30 year old, unwashed bandana!
Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille has a new cologne too, it’s called “Remember Me?”
Men should not use cologne when taking FloMax.
It literally smells like “Something The Cat Dragged In!”
Poison drummer Rikki Rockett participates in experimental drug tests for cash.
If cologne makes contact with your eyes, you’ll have to call poison control, ironically.
Wow, I’m a real D-bag! Oh well, I’ll catch you guys on the weekend. Have a great week!
JIMMY (Twitter – @JimmyFromPhilly )