UCrew Update

BAD NEWS/WORSE NEWS – Motley Crue, Metallica, Bret Michaels

There’s been some bad news connected to some of our favorite rockers this past week. Sorry to say, it get’s worse!

BAD NEWS

MOTLEY CRUE CALLING IT QUITS AFTER FINAL WORLD TOUR.

WORSE NEWS

Tommy Lee now has more time to “bang” your girlfriend.

Nikki Sixx can devote more time to SIXX A.M.

All Vince Neil’s tour earnings to go toward plastic surgery debts.

After tour, Mick Mars will be sent to “farm in the country.”

Jiffy Lube employee John Corabi says you need a new air filter.

BAD NEWS 

METALLICA’S ORION FESTIVAL WAS A FINANCIAL DISASTER.

WORSE NEWS

St. Anger special edition coming soon!

At Orion Festival, bassist Robert Trujillo constantly mistaken for valet (bring my car around!).

Lars’ hairline, now that’s a disaster!

Dave Mustaine pulls a muscle laughing his ass off!

BAD NEWS

POISON FRONTMAN BRET MICHAELS IS SELLING HIS COLOGNE Roses And Thorns” ON HSN.

WORSE NEWS

It smells like a 30 year old, unwashed bandana!

Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille has a new cologne too, it’s called “Remember Me?”

Men should not use cologne when taking FloMax.

It literally smells like “Something The Cat Dragged In!”

Poison drummer Rikki Rockett participates in experimental drug tests for cash.

If cologne makes contact with your eyes, you’ll have to call poison control, ironically.

Wow, I’m a real D-bag! Oh well, I’ll catch you guys on the weekend. Have a great week!

JIMMY (Twitter – @JimmyFromPhilly )