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The Brady Report 11/07/18

 A Guy Wearing Crocs Jumps Into a Crocodile Pit  A Woman Is Busted For Embezzling Money to Pay Back the Money She’d Embezzled at Her Last Job  A Delta Passenger Finds Poop on His Seat . . . and They Tell Him to Sit in It or Get Left Behind  Thanksgiving Ice Cream Flavors, Including Turkey and Stuffing, Are Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/02/18

 A Half-Naked Woman Falls Through the Ceiling of a Fast Food Joint . . . Twice A Mayor on Meth Crashes His Car, Then Breaks Into a House  An Assistant Principal Showed Up to School Drunk . . . During Alcohol Awareness Week  A Husband Is Busted For Cheating After He Poops in His Mistress’s Bed  At Least Half of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/01/18

A Mayor Is Accused of Trying to Trade Sex for Speed Bumps A 125-Pound Woman Chokes a Bouncer Unconscious When She Mistakenly Thinks He Slapped Her Butt  A Man Tries to Buy a Meal For a Cop . . . and Is Busted For Drunk Driving  The Latest Pumpkin Spice Product Is . . . Pumpkin-Spice Pee-Proof Women’s Underwear  Designers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/29/18

The Red Sox Are the World Series Champs The Reason People Love Haunted Houses and Horror Movies? They Trick Your Brain Into Feeling Good Just Watching a Scary Movie Helps You Burn More Calories The First New Hershey’s Kisses Holiday Flavor in 10 Years Is . . . Hot Cocoa Today Is National Cat Day . . . Here Are ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/26/18

Someone Broke Into a Woman’s Car and Only Stole . . . One of the Doors? A Bride Finds Out the Guy Who Officiated Her Wedding Was a Fraud . . . Who Stole Her Bridesmaids’ Credit Cards Alcohol Really Does Help You Forget the Bad Times . . . Cool? Don’t Tell Your Cardiologist, But the McRib Is Back ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/23/18

Follow-Up: The Guy Whose Flatulence Ended His Police Interview Has Pleaded Guilty  A Guy Beat Up Teenage Girls Dressed as Zombies After They Scared His Family  A Quarter of Young People Think Marriage Should be a Temporary Contract, So You Can Upgrade to a Better…  17% of People Have Hurt Themselves Getting-It-On . . . Here are the Eight Most ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/22/18

Someone Stole a Giant Inflatable Replica of the Human Colon, and the Doctors Want It Back  A Guy Is Busted for Smashing Pumpkins at Walmart  A Woman in a Cow Costume Is Busted for Shoplifting and Tells the Cop to “Suck a Pink Cow Udder”  “Nose Warmers” are Ridiculous, Small Winter Hats For Your Nose  We’re Most Likely to Feel ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/16/18

A Guy Trashes a Hospital While They Treat Him For Eating a Tide Pod  A Woman Hides Her Crack Pipe from the Cops by Chewing It Up and Swallowing the Glass  Eggnog-Flavored Vodka Is Coming to Town This Christmas  Would You Trust a Duck Sandwich From Arby’s? A Guy Asks the Internet About a Mysterious Tool in His Dad’s Toolbox ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/15/18

 A Father and Son Did Battle with a Chainsaw and Lawnmower  Someone Put Googly Eyes on a Revolutionary War Hero Statue . . . Which Could Be a Felony?  A New Website Lets You Pay 99 Cents to See Who Else Paid 99 Cents A City Council Candidate May Drop Out Because She Sells Used Underwear Online Read More »

The Brady Report 10/3/18

 A Man Stabbed His Brother Over Who Ate the Leftover Ribs  A Burglar Tries to Throw a Brick Through a Glass Window . . . But It Bounces Back and Hits Him in the Face  A Guy Catches His Wife Having an Affair When He’s Her Uber Driver  What’s the Strongest Word to Describe Something You Like: Fantastic, Great, Incredible, ... Read More »