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The Brady Report 8/18/17

 Here’s How to Take Pictures of Monday’s Eclipse with Your Phone  A New Survey Finds People’s Opinions on How to Hang Toilet Paper, Ketchup on Hot Dogs, and More A 10-Year-Old Delivers His Mom’s Baby, and Saves His Brother’s Life Here’s Why Whiskey Tastes Better with Water, and It’s Not What You’re Thinking A Drunk Driver Flips His Car . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/17/17

 A Woman Lost Her Engagement Ring, and Found It 13 Years Later in a Carrot  A Giant Tortoise Escapes From the Zoo . . . and Makes It 450 Feet in Two Weeks  It Looks Like Chuck E. Cheese’s Is Killing Off Their Animatronic Animal Band  The Police Are Asking For the Public’s Help in Finding a “Jorts-Wearing Bandit” 26% ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/16/17

 You Can Now See Unlimited Movies in the Theater for $10 a Month, and AMC Is Furious  The Court Sketch Artist Says Taylor Swift Was Hard to Draw Because She’s “Very Pretty,” and the DJ Says He… 12% of People Have Been in a Relationship With Someone They Thought Was Ugly Judge Judy Let a Little Dog Loose in Courtroom ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/17

 Trendy Moms Today Don’t Want to Be Called “Mom” . . . They Want Their Kids to Call Them By Their Names?  The Hot New Beach Accessory Are Jewels That Dangle From the Crotch of Your Bikini  A Guy Steals a Steamroller and Tries to Use It to Outrun the Cops . . . at Eight Miles-Per-Hour  A Couple’s SUV ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/17

An 81-Year-Old Woman Is Busted For Using Counterfeit Tickets to Ride Bumper Cars A Guy Who Was Busted For Pleasuring Himself in a Park Blames It on a Groundhog A Guy Tries to Rescue His Phone From His Burning Home . . . and Dies in the Fire Read More »

The Brady Report 8/11/17

A Mom Asks a Museum to Reschedule Its Solar Eclipse Party Since It’s a School Night A Drunk Driver Pulls a Bike Out of His Trunk and Tries to Flee the Cops On It South Carolina Is Bracing For the Lizard Man to Come Out During the Solar Eclipse A Family Lights Candles to Ward Off Evil Spirits . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/10/17

 Here Are the Ideal Times to Wake Up, Eat Breakfast, Have a Drink, and Have Sex . . . According to “Active”…  Science Finds Kissing Your Child’s “Boo Boos” Actually Does Make Them Better?  Only 22% of Fortune Cookies Predict the Future . . . But Their Lucky Numbers Could Win You the Lottery  Walmart Apologizes For Putting a Sign ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/9/17

 Cheetos Is Opening a New Restaurant With Nothing But Food Made With Cheetos  The Guy Who Invented Those Annoying Rules For Choosing Your Passwords Now Says He Regrets Them  Science Proved Women Really Do Overthink Things More Than Men  A Burglar Uses the Toilet, Doesn’t Flush . . . and the Cops Catch Him Thanks to That DNA  Cat Owners ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/8/17

The New Viral Food Craze is a Swineapple . . . a Pineapple Stuffed With Ham and Wrapped in Bacon  Here’s How to Watch the Eclipse While Hunting Bigfoot, Looking for UFOs, or Eating at a Waffle House Drinking Moscow Mules Might Be Slowly Poisoning You?  A Restaurant in China Will Give You a Huge Discount if You Have Big ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/7/17

There Are Peanut Butter and Jelly Oreos and Cookie Butter Oreos Coming Soon Next Year’s Crop of Emojis Could Include a Sad Poop, a Hippo, a Bagel, and Toilet Paper A Runner Collapsed Before Winning a Race, but the Guy in Second Picked Him Up and Pushed Him Over the… Stupid Photo of the Day #1: Wichita State University Misspells ... Read More »