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The Brady Report 8/1/18

 Someone Broke Into a House and . . . Rearranged the Taxidermied Animals Inside?  Searches For “Bigfoot Porn” Have Skyrocketed Thanks to a Congressional Candidate’s Fetish  New Term Alert: “R-Bombing” Is When Someone Reads Your Text But Doesn’t Respond A Woman Is Suing Canada Dry Since “Ginger” Isn’t an Ingredient in Their Ginger Ale  Americans Spend 11 Hours a Day ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/31/18

 Thieves Stole a Shark From an Aquarium by Swaddling It Like a Baby and Pushing It Out in a Stroller  A Cop Gives a Guy a Rose For Wearing a Helmet . . . But the Guy’s Wife Doesn’t Buy That Story A Congressional Candidate Is Accused of Having a Bigfoot Erotica Fetish  The Top Five Things We’re Curious About ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/30/18

 A Guy Committed Identity Theft to Upgrade a Restaurant’s Cable Package to Watch an Arizona Wildcats Game  Cowboy Boot Sandals Have Arrived and Don’t Really Make Sense  (NC-17) Google Says It Will Stop Auto Suggesting “My Face” When You Type in “Sit On”  Are You Enjoying “Summer Penis” . . . a Scientific Phenomenon Where Your Junk Looks Bigger in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/26/18

 A Guy Is Busted Doing Naked Jumping Jacks in a McDonald’s Women’s Bathroom Here Are the Top 10 Amusement Parks in the World . . . Six of Which Are in America  Could Cat Poop Be Turning People Into Entrepreneurs? Cats and Dogs Can Live Peacefully in the Same House . . . As Long As the Cats Are in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/18

 A Guy Who Got Naked at a Planet Fitness Blames Their “Judgment-Free Zone” Slogan  A Man Shares the Same Name and Birthday with a Criminal, and Cops Keep Arresting Him By Mistake  A Woman Is Busted For Drunk Driving . . . And So Is the Tow Truck Driver Who Came to Get Her Car  Don’t Be Fooled By a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/24/18

 An Apartment’s Eviction Notices Uses a Smiling Emoji and People Aren’t Happy  Chick-Fil-A Is Going to Start Selling Meal Kits For You to Make at Home  A Town Replaced Its Church Bells With Ringtones  If You Type the Word “Dog” Into Google Translate 18 Times, It Gives You a Prophecy About the End of the World  Last Year Saw 141 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/23/18

 A Man Named King Kong Was Arrested for Threatening to Eat a Bunch of Kids  A Guy Who Got Pulled Over Doing 99 Miles-Per-Hour Tries to Convince the Cop He’s Reading the Temperature  The Age When Your Parents Stop Taking Care of You and You Start Taking Care of Them Is . . . 49  The Newest Uber Scam to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/20/18

 Firefighters Have to Put Out a Fire After a Bunch of Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combust  A Town Just Named Bigfoot As Its Official Animal  (NC-17) A Guy Has to Quit His Job After He Thinks a Text From His Boss Was Someone Sexting Him  A Man Is Trying to Visit Every Starbucks in the World . . . So Far ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/18/18

 Someone Called the Cops After He Got Fouled Hard in a Pickup Basketball Game  Check Out the Most and Least Stressed Cities in America  Here Are the Two Things Women Find More Pleasurable Than Sex  Amazon Just Patented a “Dwarf Tossing” Robot . . . and Little People Are Not Happy  Half of People Haven’t Traveled Out of the Country ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/17/18

 A Man Flashes a Woman in a Park . . . So She Chases Him a Mile and Stabs Him Multiple Times Cops Recognize a Guy on a Stolen Motorcycle . . . So Instead of Chasing, They Just Wait at His House  A Guy Steals a Fire Truck and Winds Up in a Two-Hour Police Chase  Top 10 Cities ... Read More »