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The Brady Report 9/12/18

Trying to Take the Perfect Selfie Saved a Woman’s Life A Fake Cop Offers to Clear an Arrest in Exchange For Beers and a Shrimp Cocktail  Crack Pipe Vending Machines Popped Up in Three Towns in New York, and People Are Freaking Out  A Guy Emails 246 Women Named Nicole to Find the One He Met the Night Before . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/11/18

 A Woman Donated Her Kidney to an Anonymous Recipient Who Turned Out to Be Her Neighbor  A Deli Counter Worker Stole $9,000 Worth of Meat, Three Slices at a Time  A Company Owner Stole $1.5 Million Worth of Lobsters to Sell on the Lobster Black Market  The Romance Novelist Behind a Book Called “The Wrong Husband” Is Accused of Killing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/10/18

 A Woman Is Busted For Shoving Smoked Salmon in Her Neighbor’s Gas Tank  A Guy Running From the Cops Is Caught When He Pulls a Gun . . . and Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Leg  A Lawyer Known as “The DWI Guy” Was Just Busted For Drunk Driving A Drunk, Naked Guy Sets Fire to His House Trying to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/31/18

 A Woman Pressed Charges After Her Drunk Boyfriend Gave Her a Wet Willy  People Stop a Convenience Store Robbery . . . Then Rob the Robber  A Guy Tricks the Cops Into Breaking Up with His Girlfriend For Him  Do Cops Really Give More Tickets at the End of the Month?  There’s a Company That Will Quit Your Job For ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/29/18

 A Student Is Arrested For Grabbing Another Student’s MAGA Hat and Slapping a Teacher  A Man Who Kept Dine-and-Dashing on Dates Could Get 13 Years in Prison A Guy Busts Out a Quality “That’s What She Said” While Being Arrested  The Pet That Kids Want Most Isn’t a Dog or Cat . . . It’s a Rat? Stupid Jeans Alert: ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/28/18

 A Woman Set Her Couch on Fire Because She Thought It Was Possessed  The Last Blockbuster Video Is Getting Its Own Beer  Having an On-Again, Off-Again Relationship Is Bad For Your Health  A Woman Dumps Her Boyfriend After a Random Stranger’s Tweet Exposes He’s a Cheater  A Woman Spent $4.5 Million on Her Wedding to Make Her Ex Jealous . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/27/18

A Guy Just Pleaded Guilty to Smuggling Six Pounds of Cocaine Inside a Neck Pillow  (NC-17) A Couple Couldn’t Conceive For Four Years . . . Turns Out They Were Having the Wrong Kind of Sex  Mayo, Florida Is Temporarily Changing Its Name to “Miracle Whip” . . . But They May Have Broken the Law to…  The States That ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/24/18

A Guy Forged Divorce Papers Using His New Girlfriend’s Signature  Check Out the 10 Worst Paying Jobs For Women A Mayor Is Busted Accidentally Praising Himself on Facebook Using His Own Account  A Security Guard Gets Fired After Documenting Five Months of His Own Farts on Instagram  A Resort Company in Mexico Will Pay You Six Figures to Travel For ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/23/18

 A Guy Posed As the Ghost of His Ex’s Mother to Try to Win Her Back  (NC-17) A Guy Got His Finger Stuck in a Sex Toy Vending Machine  A Drunk Guy Took a Cab to His Parents’ House to Sleep on Their Couch . . . But They Don’t Live There Anymore  You Won’t Hit Peak Self-Esteem Until Age ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/18

 A Guy Broke Into a Restaurant . . . Stripped . . . Robbed the Place . . . Then Got Dressed and Left  A Woman Proves to Her Friends She Can Run in Heels and Gets Hit by a Car A Ferrari Driver’s Excuse For Doing 137? She Thought She Was Only Doing 100  A Porn Company Is Offering ... Read More »