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The Brady Report 4/4/18

(NC-17) A Man Is Caught Having Sex with the Ninth Hole of a Golf Course  A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter  A Guy Is Stabbed During a Bar Fight . . . and Orders a Beer with the Knife in His Back Before Going to the…  Budweiser and Jim Beam ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/18

A Man Ships Himself in a Crate to Steal Stuff From a Delivery Truck A Guy Is Mad at Roofers For Interrupting an Argument with His Girlfriend . . . So He Shakes Their Ladder…  A Wanted Criminal Gets Caught When He Mistakes a Police Cruiser for a Pizza Delivery Car  2% of Us Think the Earth Is Flat . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/18

 A Judge Is Caught Stealing His 23-Year-Old Neighbor’s Underwear  A Woman Put Vanilla Extract in Her Kids’ French Toast, Then Realized It Was PCP  A Guy Is Arrested After He Falls Through His Ex-Girlfriend’s Ceiling  Need a Summer Job? A Nudist Resort Is Searching For a Lifeguard  A Guy Wanders Into a Police Station For Help Breaking Up with His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/23/18

A Man Who Just Starred in a Local Theater’s “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” Is Busted…  A “Serial Toilet Clogger” Is on the Loose in Wisconsin  Someone in Kansas Confused the Malaysian Flag for the American Flag Defaced With ISIS Symbols . . . Now…  Taco Bell Is Making Tortilla Chips That Taste Like Their Hot Sauces ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/22/18

Computer Viruses Have Dipped 17% Since the Start of Lent . . . Partly Because We’re Watching Less Porn “Phoneless Vacations” Went on Sale . . . and Immediately Sold Out  Here Are the Instagram Poses That Annoy Us the Most  20% of Us Have Peed in a Pool . . . 10% Have Peed in Someone Else’s Sink How ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/21/18

 A Woman Breaks Into a Car to Sleep . . . Then Accidentally Sets It on Fire With Her Cigarette A Condo Complex Is Evacuated Over a Suspicious Package From a Disgruntled Ex-Tenant . . . But It’s Just a…  You Broke? Move to One of the 10 Cheapest Cities in America Check Out the Jobs Where People Feel the ... Read More »