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The Brady Report 11/16/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Man With the Last Name “Banana” Throws a Plant at His Girlfriend . . . Whose Last Name Is “Orange” A Guy Sprays Axe Body Spray in His Mouth During a DUI Stop Half of People Say Their Cat Has Destroyed Their Christmas Decorations A Guy Needs Emergency Surgery After He Puts His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Next Set of Emojis Will Include a UFO, Sandwich, T-Rex, Zombie, and Breastfeeding Woman Men Spend $77 More Per Month Looking Good Than Women 21% of People Would Be Open to Having a Sexless Marriage? A Guy Finds Out He Has Cancer and Responds by Giving $100 Bills to Everyone Working at a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Woman Is Busted For Stealing a Truck When She Stops to Poop in Front of a Wendy’s A Guy Tries to Perform Surgery on His Own Junk Using Chopsticks . . . and It Does Not Go Well A Twin Is Born 31 Minutes Before His Brother . . . But Is Younger ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/10/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The 10 Most Common Bad Things We Do at Hotels A Guy Dropped His Wedding Ring in the Garden, and Found It Three Years Later Lodged in a Carrot A New App Helps You Train to Avoid Premature Embarrassment in Bed It Costs $37,000 More to Raise a Girl Than a Boy Teenagers Stole ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/9/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: You’re Washing Your Arms, Legs, and Crotch Too Much All Ferraris Will Be Hybrids Within a Few Years? A Guy Takes Leave to Help a Sick Relative . . . But Gets Busted For Shooting a Porno in Florida A Woman on Meth Sets Her Apartment on Fire, Falls Through a Ceiling, and Steals ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/7/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Cubs’ Victory Celebration Was the 7th Largest Gathering in Human History A Guy With a Walker Stabs Someone, Then Slowly Tries to Flee the Scene A Woman Celebrates Her 40th Birthday By Kicking a Cop While Bottomless A Couple Has Sex With Their Kids in the Car, Then Passes Out City officials in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/2/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Woman Won’t Get Unemployment Because She Called Her Boss a “Little [B-word]” If You Eat 155 Fun Size Snickers Today, You Will Die A Website Called Napflix Only Plays Videos That Will Put You to Sleep A 27-year-old guy in Oregon went hunting with his kids on Monday . . . a six-year-old, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/1/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Chubby Dads Are More Attractive to Women and Live Longer A Waiter Paid for a Woman’s Groceries, Then Her Family Left Him a $500 Tip A Woman Passed Gas During Surgery and Set Herself on Fire Cookie Monster Got Stabbed During a Fight About a Racist Native American Costume A 21-year-old guy in Spain ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/31/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Elevator Companies Admit That the “Door Close” Button Doesn’t Do Anything How Gross Are You Compared With Everyone Else? 42% of Single People Are Hoping to Hook Up With Someone in a Costume Tonight A Parrot Reveals a Husband’s Affair By Repeating His Dirty Talk A Robber Is Busted After He Runs Into a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/26/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Marriage Ends in Two Hours Because of Snapchat Houses That Smell Like Citrus Are Worth $80,000 More Than Houses That Smell Like Feet A Man Was Busted Doing 129 Miles-Per-Hour to Get Home Before His McDonald’s Got Cold A Guy Goes Nuts When His Girlfriend Won’t Watch Porn With Him Read More »