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The Brady Report 5/25/17


63% of People Eat in Their Car Every Single Day Is This Woman Really the Most Attractive Criminal in England? (NC-17) Fidget Spinner Porn Is the Hottest Thing on Pornhub Right Now Magic Mushrooms Are the Safest Drug . . . Meth Is the Least Safe A Dude Dresses Like a Lady to Hide From the Cops . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/17


The Best Thing You Can Do on a First Date Is Drink Bloody Marys and Eat Fried Chicken The More Selfies a Couple Takes, the Less Likely They Are to Stay Together A Truck Plows Into a Company Called AnalTech and Releases a Nasty Odor (NC-17) Three Coworkers Are Busted Having an Outdoor Afternoon Threesome Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/17


The Number One Thing Kids Today Want to Be When They Grow Up Is . . . a YouTube Star A Woman Bought Costume Jewelry for $15 at a Flea Market . . . Turns Out It’s Real and Worth $450,000 A Neo-Nazi Converted to Islam . . . Then Killed His Neo-Nazi Roommates For Not Respecting His Religion A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/19/17


One in Four Women Aren’t Shaving Their Armpits Anymore A New Sandwich Uses a Giant Pickle as the Bun A Woman Finds Out Her Hotel Manager Fiancé Is Cheating . . . Through TripAdvisor Reviews A Pizza Hut Employee Pepper Sprays a Coworker During a Fight Over Toppings Read More »

The Brady Report 5/18/17


Beauty Sleep Is Real . . . If You Don’t Sleep Enough, You’re Ugly Believe It or Not, You Can Speak Your Dog’s Language A Walmart Shopper Puts a Runaway Deer in an MMA Headlock A Kid Needs Emergency Surgery After Swallowing a Piece of a Fidget Spinner A Woman With Meth Tries the “I’m Pregnant and Have to Poop” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/17/17


Rompers For Men Have Arrived Chanel Is Selling a $1,325 Boomerang and No One Likes It Want a Box of “Marshmallow Only” Lucky Charms? Now’s Your Chance (NC-17) Police Are Looking For a Guy Dressed as a Giant Penis Who Broke a Man’s Shin A Guy Beat His Mom For Waking Him Up When He Was Passed Out Drunk on ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/16/17


Pop-Tarts With Jolly Rancher Filling Have Arrived to Kill You Half of Us Think It’s Illegal to Cut the Tag Off a Mattress, Plus Four More Sleep-Related Myths Wearing Red Doesn’t Actually Make You Sexier Being Drunk Doesn’t Change Your Personality, You’re Just More Outgoing (NC-17) An Undercover Sting Busts a Church That Was Secretly a Sex Club A Woman ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/15/17


A Mom Slaps Her 6-Year-Old for Not Making Her a Mother’s Day Card The Best Words to Use in Online Dating Are “Honest” For Men . . . and “Sexy” For Women A Bad Batch of Gas Station Nacho Cheese Causes a Botulism Outbreak A Guy Hired Prostitutes to Strip on His Neighbor’s Porch . . . 75 Different Times ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/11/17


Brady Report Brought To You By: A Graduating Senior Doesn’t Want to Give Back Her Cheerleading Uniform, So She Tells the Cops It Was Stolen A Woman Is Busted For Driving Drunk After Chugging Bottles of Vanilla Extract Police Are Hunting For a Couple Who Had Sex in a McDonald’s During Lunch The Ideal Number of Sexual Partners Is . ... Read More »