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The Brady Report 9/12/17

A Florida City Offers Free Garage Parking For People During the Hurricane . . . and a Car Dealer Hogs It  Thieves Steal a U-Haul . . . Then Abandon It When They Find a Dead Body Inside A Woman Sues Because a Loan Company’s Ad Said Paying Off Debt Would Feel Like “an Orgasm” . . . and It ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/11/17

 26% of People Have Had Their Day Ruined By a Negative Comment on Social Media  You Sleep Better If Your Dog Is in the Room . . . But Not Your Bed  Science Proves That Listening to Music Makes Sex Better  The Good News: A Guy Gave a Store’s Last Generator to a Random Stranger . . . and Another ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/7/17

 A Couple Argues Over Whether the Guy Is Too Drunk to Drive . . . and He Sets the House on Fire  (NC-17) A Guy Gets a Drinking Glass Lodged in His Rectum, and Doctors Have to Remove It Through His Abdomen  People Are Less Likely to Date Someone Who Went to Their Rival College  Men Now Spend 59 Minutes ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/6/17

 A Woman Says Her Husband Couldn’t Have Robbed a House . . . Because They Were Busy at a Swingers Club There’s a New Vodka Made From Old Twinkies and Baked Goods A Photo Shows the One Thing Still in Stock in Houston Grocery Stores: Vegan Meat Substitutes  The Majority of Adults Still Have Their Childhood Teddy Bear A Woman’s ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/5/17

Another Handsome Criminal Got a Modeling Career From a Mugshot  A Guy Tries to Lose the Cops by Swimming a Mile Out to Sea . . . Then Gets Stalked by a Shark  A County Employee Embezzled Strippers’ License Fees to Pay Off Her Husband’s Home Depot Debts  The Sales Numbers Say We’re Bored With Pumpkin Spice . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/1/17

 A Man Tries to Rob an MMA Studio . . . and It Goes About as Well as You’d Expect  A Guy with the Last Name “Billings” Gets Arrested, Because He Doesn’t Know the Capital of Montana  Cheetos Are the Most Popular Chips in the Country . . . Here’s the Top 10  Here Are the 10 Most Serious Problems ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/31/17

 A Woman Pulls a Gun After a Fight Over the Last Notebook at Walmart’s Back-to-School Sale  Slow Walkers Are More Likely to Die of Heart Disease  A Spanish Town Did a “Cruelty Free” Running of the Bulls With No Bulls Involved . . . and Two People Were…  A New Dating App Will Only Show You a Person’s Picture After ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/30/17

 84% of Us Pee in the Shower, 3% Constantly Pass Gas in Elevators, and Four More Gross Things We Do  Burger King Will Give You a Free Whopper If You Get Fired . . . But You Need to Humiliate Yourself on…  The 15 Best Responses to the Twitter Hashtag: “What If Football Didn’t Exist?”  A Guy With Throat Cancer ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/29/17

 A Couple Stops in the Middle of a Burglary to Have Sex  A Guy Is Busted Sneaking Heroin Into Jail . . . Inside His Fake Leg  A Carjacker Hangs Onto a Door Handle, Gets Dragged Down the Street, Then Gets Arrested  54% of People Don’t Like Answering Their Doorbell Anymore  39% of Your Coworkers Have Gotten-It-On With Themselves at ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/28/17

A Court Just Ruled That Your Facebook Friends Aren’t Actually Your Real Friends  The Smarter You Are, the More Likely You Are to Walk Around Naked  A Couple’s Third Attempt at a Wedding Is Canceled By Hurricane Harvey  A Woman in Jail Wraps Herself in Toilet Paper For Her Booking Photo  People in Houston Would Rather Risk Their Lives Than ... Read More »