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The Brady Report 8/25/17

 After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs  A Guy Ghosted His Girlfriend 10 Years Ago . . . And Now She’s His New Boss There’s Going to be a Screening of “It” for Clowns Only A Fallen Officer’s Son Was Escorted to His First Day of School by 100 Cops  Stupid Photo of the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/24/17

 A Study Finds Drinking Too Much Coffee Makes You Dumber There Are New M&M’s Coming That Taste Like Oreos  A Woman Invited a Tinder Date Over . . . and He Steals Her Dog Firefighters Rescue 18 Piglets . . . and the Owner Thanks Them by Feeding Them Sausages Made From the Pigs A Guy on Drugs Passes Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/23/17

 This Year’s College Freshmen Don’t Know a World Without Smartphones and Only Know Justin Timberlake as a…  A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out  New Dating Term: “Stashing” Is When Someone Keeps You Hidden From Their Family and Friends New Dating Term: “Stashing” Is When Someone Keeps You Hidden From Their Family ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/17

 Here Are the Signs That You Damaged Your Vision During the Eclipse  Men Are at Their Worst at 2:00 P.M.  A Car Thief Pulled Over to Watch the Eclipse . . . and Got Arrested  Four Emojis That Are Offensive in Other Countries  Feces Elementary School Is Finally Changing Its Name After 55 Years  A Woman Gets Stuck in a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/21/17

 Eclipse Randoms: When’s the Next One, Why It’ll Make Animals Crazy, and More  A Man Invites a Woman Back to His Home While His Wife Is Away . . . and She Steals $50,000 of His Wife’s…  A Guy Got a Noise Violation for Blasting the “Cops” Theme Song  The Ten Rudest Things People Do at Restaurants  Women Are Just ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/18/17

 Here’s How to Take Pictures of Monday’s Eclipse with Your Phone  A New Survey Finds People’s Opinions on How to Hang Toilet Paper, Ketchup on Hot Dogs, and More A 10-Year-Old Delivers His Mom’s Baby, and Saves His Brother’s Life Here’s Why Whiskey Tastes Better with Water, and It’s Not What You’re Thinking A Drunk Driver Flips His Car . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/17/17

 A Woman Lost Her Engagement Ring, and Found It 13 Years Later in a Carrot  A Giant Tortoise Escapes From the Zoo . . . and Makes It 450 Feet in Two Weeks  It Looks Like Chuck E. Cheese’s Is Killing Off Their Animatronic Animal Band  The Police Are Asking For the Public’s Help in Finding a “Jorts-Wearing Bandit” 26% ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/16/17

 You Can Now See Unlimited Movies in the Theater for $10 a Month, and AMC Is Furious  The Court Sketch Artist Says Taylor Swift Was Hard to Draw Because She’s “Very Pretty,” and the DJ Says He… 12% of People Have Been in a Relationship With Someone They Thought Was Ugly Judge Judy Let a Little Dog Loose in Courtroom ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/17

 Trendy Moms Today Don’t Want to Be Called “Mom” . . . They Want Their Kids to Call Them By Their Names?  The Hot New Beach Accessory Are Jewels That Dangle From the Crotch of Your Bikini  A Guy Steals a Steamroller and Tries to Use It to Outrun the Cops . . . at Eight Miles-Per-Hour  A Couple’s SUV ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/17

An 81-Year-Old Woman Is Busted For Using Counterfeit Tickets to Ride Bumper Cars A Guy Who Was Busted For Pleasuring Himself in a Park Blames It on a Groundhog A Guy Tries to Rescue His Phone From His Burning Home . . . and Dies in the Fire Read More »