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The Brady Report 1/10/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Two Ways to Get a Bigger Glass of Wine at Restaurants A Guy Gets Into a Three-Hour Armed Police Standoff After Someone Takes a Bite of His Grilled Cheese People have been posting photos on Twitter of animals that look crazy without hair or feathers . . . like bears, hedgehogs, and owls A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy Hired 50 Strippers to Dance on Jeeps at His Father’s Funeral There’s Only a 34% Chance Anyone Will Respond to an Email You Send Zombies Would Totally Wipe Out Humanity in 100 Days or Less A Woman Drives Into a River to Avoid the Cops . . . and Keeps Drinking Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/6/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Best Job in America This Year Is Making Apps The “Washington Post” Celebrates Women by Accidentally Using the Symbol for Men A Woman Threatens to Kill Some Lottery Officials Because She Never Wins (NC-17) Six Stats from Pornhub’s Year-in-Review A Man Who Hid a Camera in His Neighbor’s Bathroom Says He Thought She ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/4/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Would You Get-It-On With a Guy in Cargo Shorts? Socks and Sandals? An NFL Jersey? A Principal Who Was Fired For Constantly Being Late Loses Her Appeal . . . Because She Filed It Late 2016 Really Was a Crazy Year for Celebrity Deaths A Guy Celebrates the New Year by Belly Flopping Onto ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/3/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: More Women Got Knocked Up Last Night Than Any Other Day of the Year Only 31% of People Think 2016 Was a Terrible Year The First Selfie Injury of 2017: A Tourist in Thailand Was Bitten by a Crocodile A Pit Bull Attacked a Woman For Trying to Put It in a Christmas Sweater ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/15/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: America Is Facing a Whipped Cream Shortage Just in Time For Pie Season Aquarius Women Had the Most Sex in 2016 . . . Aries Had the Least Would You Consider an Open Marriage? Only 40% of People Can Smell Their Weird Pee After They Eat Asparagus A restaurant in the Netherlands is serving ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/13/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Women Expect $215 Worth of Christmas Gifts . . . Plus the Eight Things You Shouldn’t Buy Men Compete Harder Against Women Than Other Men A Guy Embezzled $1 Million and Blew It on Buying Weapons in an iPhone Game Apple Just Released 104 New Emojis, Including a Clown, Fist Bump, Bacon, and Black ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/12/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Couple’s Controversial Tipping Style Is Spreading on Facebook A Guy Used a Bank Error to Buy Cocaine, Strippers, and Cars . . . and Only Wound Up Doing Five Months in… A Woman Smuggles a Lighter Into Jail in Her Rolls of Fat and Starts a Fire A Man Tries to Steal a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/8/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: You’re More Likely to Get Dumped This Sunday Than Any Other Day of the Year A Burping, Topless Woman Tells a Cop He’s the “Sexiest Thing” She’s Ever Seen A Woman Catches Her Roommate Rubbing Her Toothbrush on His Junk If You Talk to Your Female Friends About Relationship Problems, You’re More Likely to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/6/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: 6% of People Now Prefer to Sext Than to Actually Have Sex People Who Groom Their “Hair Down There” Are 440% More Likely to Have an STD The Best and Worst Cities for Single People A Guy Tries to Stiff a Cab Driver After a $475 Ride . . . But Cops Follow His ... Read More »