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The Brady Report 6/6/18

 A Cop Takes Down a Suspect With a Flying Can of Baked Beans  A Woman Bites Her Boyfriend For Blocking Her on Facebook  Two Friends Actually Followed Through on Their Pact to Get Married If They Were Both Single at 50  Now Brides Can Carry Pizza Bouquets Down the Aisle Instead of Flowers  Two-Thirds of Women Would Rather Marry a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/5/18

 A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away, and Hits Two Parked Cars and a Mailbox  (NC-17) A Guy Inserted a Footlong Eggplant Into Himself to Try to Cure Constipation  A Man Is Suing CVS For Ruining His Marriage . . . By Telling His Wife About His Viagra Prescription  Here Are the Best ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/4/18

 A Woman Says She Didn’t Lead the Cops on a High-Speed Chase . . . Her Doppelganger Must’ve Stolen Her Car  A Woman Who Never Washed Off Her Mascara Wound Up With Permanent Black Lumps in Her Eyes  An Off-Duty FBI Agent Does a Backflip on the Dance Floor . . . and Accidentally Shoots Someone  Should You Break Up ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/31/18

 A Woman Gets Mad at the Cops Over a Sobriety Test . . . Because She Wasn’t Drunk, She’d Smoked Crack  Some Lady Copied a LinkedIn Resume to Land a $100,000-a-Year Job . . . and Got 10 Years in Prison for Fraud  A Woman Shamelessly Shaved Her Legs in a Hotel Pool  Trader Joe’s Is Now Selling a “Healthier” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/30/18

 A Guy Set Fire to an American Flag Blanket Over Memorial Day Weekend and Started a Wildfire  (NC-17) Doctors Remove a Six-Inch Showerhead That “Accidentally” Wound Up in a Guy’s Rectum  The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk?  What Alcohol Tastes Best in a Wendy’s Frosty?  The Most Effective Strategy For Feeling Better After You Get ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/29/18

 A Study Found Dentists Can Smell Fear, and Make More Mistakes If They Do  One in Four Women Have Showed Up to a Wedding in the Same Outfit as Someone Else  There’s a New $1,250 T-Shirt That Has an Entire Button Down Shirt Sewn to It?  Two People Are Suing McDonald’s For Not Giving Discounts on Quarter Pounders Without Cheese ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/18

 A Couple Is Busted Having Sex Right Underneath a Virgin Mary Statue  A Junior Firefighter Set a Building on Fire, Because He Wanted to Put a Fire Out  People Barely Ever Say “Thank You” When Someone Helps Them Out  Men Are Better Navigators Than Women Because They’re More Likely to Take Shortcuts  One-Third of People Get-It-On While Their Pet Is ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/18

 A Guy Is Facing Federal Charges After Someone Takes a Photo of Him Peeing on a Seat During a Flight  Millennials Are Much More Likely to Injure Themselves During a DIY Project  One in Four People Haven’t Visited the Big Landmarks in Their Own City . . . Plus the 10 American Landmarks…  Which Bra Size Makes Women the Happiest? ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/21/18

 A Barber Throws a Client Through the Window For Complaining About His Haircut  A Woman Attacks Her Boyfriend When He Says It’s Too Hot to Cuddle  A Husband Tried, But Failed, to Fake a Kidnapping So He Could Run Away with His Mistress  How Much of Your Life Do You Spend Indoors? The Average Person Says 66% . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/18/18

 A Guy with a “Will Work For Beer” Sign Is Arrested For Being Dangerously Drunk  A Viral Petition Wants to Replace the Word “No” with “Yesn’t”?  The New Drug Craze For Middle-Aged Women Is “Brieing” . . . That’s Shoving Your Ecstasy Into a Piece of… It’s National “No Dirty Dishes Day” . . . Here are the Top 10 ... Read More »