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The Brady Report 8/11/17

A Mom Asks a Museum to Reschedule Its Solar Eclipse Party Since It’s a School Night A Drunk Driver Pulls a Bike Out of His Trunk and Tries to Flee the Cops On It South Carolina Is Bracing For the Lizard Man to Come Out During the Solar Eclipse A Family Lights Candles to Ward Off Evil Spirits . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/10/17

 Here Are the Ideal Times to Wake Up, Eat Breakfast, Have a Drink, and Have Sex . . . According to “Active”…  Science Finds Kissing Your Child’s “Boo Boos” Actually Does Make Them Better?  Only 22% of Fortune Cookies Predict the Future . . . But Their Lucky Numbers Could Win You the Lottery  Walmart Apologizes For Putting a Sign ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/9/17

 Cheetos Is Opening a New Restaurant With Nothing But Food Made With Cheetos  The Guy Who Invented Those Annoying Rules For Choosing Your Passwords Now Says He Regrets Them  Science Proved Women Really Do Overthink Things More Than Men  A Burglar Uses the Toilet, Doesn’t Flush . . . and the Cops Catch Him Thanks to That DNA  Cat Owners ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/8/17

The New Viral Food Craze is a Swineapple . . . a Pineapple Stuffed With Ham and Wrapped in Bacon  Here’s How to Watch the Eclipse While Hunting Bigfoot, Looking for UFOs, or Eating at a Waffle House Drinking Moscow Mules Might Be Slowly Poisoning You?  A Restaurant in China Will Give You a Huge Discount if You Have Big ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/7/17

There Are Peanut Butter and Jelly Oreos and Cookie Butter Oreos Coming Soon Next Year’s Crop of Emojis Could Include a Sad Poop, a Hippo, a Bagel, and Toilet Paper A Runner Collapsed Before Winning a Race, but the Guy in Second Picked Him Up and Pushed Him Over the… Stupid Photo of the Day #1: Wichita State University Misspells ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/4/17

 Japan Accidentally Invented Ice Cream That Doesn’t Melt  The Odds of Meeting the Love of Your Life on Any Given Day Are 1 in 562?  A Man Hit the Lottery For the Second Time in Three Months, and Gave the Money to Random Strangers  Having a Super-Young Husband or Wife Gets Old After About Six Years  (NC-17) A Guy Lost ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/2/17

Scientists Have Determined the Funniest Word in the World Is . . . “Booty” A Bride Pulls a Gun on Her Groom . . . Which She Was Packing Under Her Wedding Dress 61% of People Now Say the 9-to-5 Workday Is Dead One Retail Chain Has Already Announced They’ll Be Making Their Employees Work on Thanksgiving A 103-Year-Old Woman ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/1/17

  Here Are the Office Buzzwords We Hate the Most Christmas Decorations Are Already Up at One Department Store 84% of Men Think They Do Most of the Grocery Shopping A Guy Who Works Next to a River Avoids Traffic by Floating to Work A Hotel Owner Is Busted For Stealing a Rival Hotel’s Soiled Towels Read More »

The Brady Report 7/31/17

The Foods at the Texas State Fair This Year Include Deep Fried Froot Loops . . . Oreo Beer . . Is Owning a Cat the Hot New Trend For Men? A Guy Accidentally Destroyed a Rare Ferrari an Hour Into Owning It A Woman Fell Off a Balcony During a Threesome A Woman Tells 911, “I Have a Boa ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/27/17

What’s the Hardest Snack to Stop Eating Once You’ve Started? The Elements of the “Perfect Job” Include Five-Hour Days, an $80,000-a-Year Salary, and a Boss Who Likes… A Drunk Driver’s “Suspicious Vehicle” Had No Doors, No Plates, and an Ax Embedded in the Roof The 10 Things Parents Do to Prepare For a Vacation A Topless Woman With a Knife ... Read More »