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The Brady Report 6/12/17

There’s a House For Sale That’s Half in America, Half in Canada A Hazmat Team Goes to Disneyland After 17 People Are Sprayed With Mystery Poop An 18-Year-Old With 17 Hickeys on His Neck Is Busted For Trespassing A Guy Shoots Someone in the Hand With a Shotgun Shell Full of Rice Krispies Read More »

The Brady Report 6/9/17

Here Are the Five Ultimate Food Arguments A Police Dog Is Fired Because He Likes Belly Rubs Too Much There Are Two Months That Have Way More Divorces Than Any Others A Guy Calls 911 and Claims His Grandmother’s Dying, But He Really Just Wants a Ride to Hooters A Woman Tells the Cops Her Friend Sold Her Spider Eggs ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/8/17

A Guy Is Struck by Lightning While He’s Sitting at His Desk at Work Only 13% of Us Are Actually Passionate About Our Jobs An Airport in Singapore is Adding Two Giant Mazes? A Guy Gets a Wrench Stuck Around His Junk and Is Saved by . . . a Dentist? A Shoplifter Is Caught Shoving 15 Quarts of Motor ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/7/17

Here’s the Easiest Way to Make Your Phone Less Addictive There’s a New Bathrobe For Men That Looks Like a Hoodie and Sweatpants A New App Lets You Share Confusing Dating Chats to Get Help Figuring Out What the Person Was Actually Saying A Guy Dressed as the Tin Man Is Busted For Drunk Driving A Drunk Driver Gets Busted ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/6/17

Your Coworkers Are All Getting-It-On With Each Other . . . or Themselves A Kid Hits His Principal with a Pie at Graduation, and Gets Arrested for Assault A Fugitive Is Busted After Singing Karaoke at a Bar Two Women Have a Road Rage Brawl in the Street . . . and a Guy Steals One of Their Cars An ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/5/17

In the Wake of the RompHim, Lace Shorts For Men Now Exist A Dad Intentionally Overdoses on Heroin to Teach His Addict Son a Lesson Stupid Photo of the Day #1: A Guy Mows His Lawn With a Giant Tornado Behind Him Badass of the Day: A Guy Dives in Through the Window of a Runaway Car A Guy Jumps ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/2/17

A Disgruntled Former 7-Eleven Owner Has Opened a “6-Twelve” Convenience Store Across the Street The Word Every State Misspells the Most When They’re Searching For Porn A Guy Dies After Drinking Too Much Vodka in a Contest . . . to Win More Vodka An Unfinished Water Tower in Sussex, Wisconsin Just Said “Sex” Want More Sex? Get Better Sleep. ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/1/17

If You Could Only Eat One Food the Rest of Your Life, What Would It Be? Here Are the Top Ten Answers Thieves Try to Steal an ATM Using a Blowtorch . . . and Accidentally Set the Money on Fire What Stuff Could a Guy Have in His Place That Would Make You Change Your Mind About Getting-It-On? A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/31/17

Would You Confuse Dog Treats For Bacon? A New Lawsuit Says Yes A T-Mobile Salesman Is Busted For Sending Himself a Female Customer’s Sex Video 14 More Billionaires Signed Bill Gates and Warren Buffett’s “Giving Pledge” Would You Lick These Things For $20? A College Student Holds His Math Professor Hostage Until She Lets Him Take a Make-Up Test Read More »