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The Brady Report 4/12/18

 A Guy Tries to Hold Off the Cops by Burning His Stairs, But Sets His Feet on Fire  (NC-17) A Naked Man Gets a Sex Toy Stuck in a Bad Place . . . and Wanders to a Gas Station For Help  Are the Secrets to Long Life Eating Dessert and Telling People Off?  Cankle Reductions Are the Hot New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/10/18

 A Woman Is Arrested For Beating Up a Man Using Her Boobs A Man Winds Up in the ER With “Thunderclap Headaches” After He Eats One of the World’s Hottest Peppers  Firefighters Rescued a 70-Year-Old Man Whose “Personal Body Part” Got Stuck in a Park Bench  Americans Are the Biggest TV Addicts in the World  Your Expensive Gym Clothes Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/9/18

 A Roofer Doesn’t Get Paid . . . So He Repossesses an Entire Roof A Woman Claims the Bag of Cocaine in Her Purse Must Have Been Blown in There by the Wind Doctors Pull a Three-Foot Phone Cable Out of a Guy’s Junk After He Used It to Try to Stop Itching  MIT Invented a New Device That Reads ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/6/18

 Remember That Dude Who Got Free Wendy’s “Nuggs” For a Year? Here’s How Many He Ate A Quarter of Parents Have a Favorite Child . . . and It’s Probably Your Youngest Sibling  41% of Women Say Facial Hair Makes Men Uglier . . . and 25% of Guys Who’ve Had Facial Hair Agree  Your Entire Relationship Hinges on Who ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/5/18

 A Woman’s Ancestry.com DNA Test Shows a Surprise Father . . . Her Parents’ Fertility Doctor  Our Lives Peaked at Age Nine . . . Plus the 10 Things We Miss the Most From Our Childhoods  76% of Us Prefer Coke Over Pepsi, Plus 11 More Brand Match-Ups A Golfer Snapped His Ankle Back Into Place After Dislocating It While ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/18

(NC-17) A Man Is Caught Having Sex with the Ninth Hole of a Golf Course  A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter  A Guy Is Stabbed During a Bar Fight . . . and Orders a Beer with the Knife in His Back Before Going to the…  Budweiser and Jim Beam ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/18

A Man Ships Himself in a Crate to Steal Stuff From a Delivery Truck A Guy Is Mad at Roofers For Interrupting an Argument with His Girlfriend . . . So He Shakes Their Ladder…  A Wanted Criminal Gets Caught When He Mistakes a Police Cruiser for a Pizza Delivery Car  2% of Us Think the Earth Is Flat . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/18

 A Judge Is Caught Stealing His 23-Year-Old Neighbor’s Underwear  A Woman Put Vanilla Extract in Her Kids’ French Toast, Then Realized It Was PCP  A Guy Is Arrested After He Falls Through His Ex-Girlfriend’s Ceiling  Need a Summer Job? A Nudist Resort Is Searching For a Lifeguard  A Guy Wanders Into a Police Station For Help Breaking Up with His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »