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The Brady Report 1/14/19

 A Guy Eats the Seat of a Police Car on the Way to Jail A Teenager Gets Into a Car Crash Doing the Blindfolded “Bird Box” Challenge  A Bunch of Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina Turned Out to be . . . a Bigfoot Statue A Dad Places a Dating Ad for His Sons Before a Family Trip to New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/11/19

Does Chewing on a Coat Mess Up a Breathalyzer Test? One Attorney Tried to Say It Does  A Woman Asks a Guy for a Birthday Hug, Then Steals His Wallet A Guy Got Into a High Speed Police Chase to Fulfill His “Lifelong Dream” A Woman Broke Into a Police Station Because She Was Obsessed with a Cop Who Arrested ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/7/19

 A Guy Attacks His Dad with Pizza When He Finds Out His Dad “Helped Give Birth to Him” A Woman Attacks Her Parents for Not Taking Her to Outback Steakhouse  A Kidnapper Chases a Woman into a Karate Studio . . . Which Was a Bad Idea  A Woman Is Attacked by a Dog, Then Bitten by . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/18/18

A Deer Poacher Is Sentenced to Watch “Bambi” Once a Month A Man Who Smelled His Own Socks Every Day Is Hospitalized with a Severe Lung Infection (NC-17) A Museum Just Acquired an Important Glory Hole . . . But Some People Are Upset A New Meme Says Your Stripper Name Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing Plus the Way You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/17/18

A Guy Says His Bad Driving Wasn’t Because He Chugged Fireball . . . It was the City’s Poor Quality Roads The Guy Who Successfully Seduced a Woman by Pouring Maple Syrup on Himself was Just Arrested Again Couples Who Have Explosive Fights Are the Most Likely to Live Longer? The Ten States That Rank Highest and Lowest in Christmas ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/07/18

(NC-17) A Man with the Last Name “Bates” Is Busted For Exposing Himself . . . and Doing Nasty Things with… The Pepper Shaker at a Restaurant Has More Germs Than the Toilet 44% of People Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Amazon Check Out the Most Popular Dog Names of 2018 Do You “Sleep Text”? Yeah, Apparently That’s a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/06/18

 Cheesecake Factory Gave Out Free Slices Yesterday . . . Which Led to Chaos and at Least One Arrest The Top Time to Swipe on Tinder This Year Was 9:00 P.M. on Mondays The Top Ten Types of Gifts Kids Are Asking for in 2018  Is It Okay to Give Someone Exercise Gear for Christmas If They Didn’t Ask for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/05/18

 A Guy Successfully Seduces a Coworker by Covering Himself in Maple Syrup . . . But She’s Furious He.  A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by Crushing Him  Wait . . . Are You Supposed to Eat Burgers Upside-Down? People in New York are most likely to be friendly with their neighbors?  And people in Phoenix are ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/07/18

 A Guy Wearing Crocs Jumps Into a Crocodile Pit  A Woman Is Busted For Embezzling Money to Pay Back the Money She’d Embezzled at Her Last Job  A Delta Passenger Finds Poop on His Seat . . . and They Tell Him to Sit in It or Get Left Behind  Thanksgiving Ice Cream Flavors, Including Turkey and Stuffing, Are Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/02/18

 A Half-Naked Woman Falls Through the Ceiling of a Fast Food Joint . . . Twice A Mayor on Meth Crashes His Car, Then Breaks Into a House  An Assistant Principal Showed Up to School Drunk . . . During Alcohol Awareness Week  A Husband Is Busted For Cheating After He Poops in His Mistress’s Bed  At Least Half of ... Read More »