I swear I've never been to prison!

A few Christmas' ago, my mom decided to pay for a tattoo I wanted, but the only person she was willing to pay to do it, was my cousin. My very flaky, unreliable, cousin. He started the larger than i wanted outline and some shading Christmas Eve.... And never came back to finish it. So now I'm stuck with a half done, poor quality tattoo on my upper forearm that I can't seem to hide very well. People I meet usually find a way to squeeze into the coversarion the dreaded question, "when were you in prison?!" and nod or point to this tattoo. I work in Retail and get asked that!

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