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The Brady Report 8/14/18

A Shoplifter Gets Arrested After Going Back for His Bible A Woman Grabs a Guy’s Decorative Sword and Robs Him with It  (NC-17) The New York Subway System Responded to a Woman’s Tweet That Offered Sex for Faster Service  The Cover of Yesterday’s “New York Post” Was a Full-Page Ad  McDonald’s Is Testing a French Toast McGriddle Would You Turn ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/13/18

 An Airline Employee in Seattle Stole an Empty Plane, Did Some Tricks, Then Fatally Crashed Into an Island  A Woman’s Mugshot Goes Viral . . . and Now People Are Going to Her For Makeup Tips  Sour Patch Kids Candy Corn Is Coming This Halloween  7-Eleven Is Doing Buy One, Get One Free Slurpees All Week  If You’re Out and ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/10/18

 A Man Tried to Get Away from the Cops by Taking a Frog Hostage  A Guy Strips and Does an Erotic Dance at a Hibachi Restaurant  A Guy Calls the Police to Report His Wife Is Snoring Loudly  Beards Are So Popular That They’re Killing the Razor Industry  Everyone’s Having Way Less Sex Than You Think Read More »

The Brady Report 8/9/18

 A Group of Angry Cows Assisted with an Arrest  A Woman Throws a Knife at a Guy Even Though He Swore He Didn’t Eat Her Chinese Leftovers  If You Give Your College Kid Extra Cash, There’s a 15% Chance They’ll Blow It All on Booze Someone Is Selling Teddy Bears Made Out of Raw Chicken Hey, People Are Actually Using ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/8/18

 A Couple Is Busted Doing Sexy Things in Their Van in a Walmart Parking Lot A Guy Tries to Get a KFC to Reopen at Gunpoint  There’s One Department Store That Already Has Its Christmas Stuff Up  Today Is World Cat Day . . . But Only 14% of Us Say We’re a “Cat Person” Cops in Myrtle Beach are ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/7/18

 A Woman Named “Liberty Bell” Got Arrested Again . . . This Time for Beating Up Her Public Defender  IHOP’s Stupid “IHOB” Stunt Quadrupled Their Burger Sales A Guy Is Upset He Was Fired Because of His Man Bun  At “Pheromone Parties,” You Smell People’s Sweaty Shirts to Figure Out Who You’re Attracted To  Nike and General Mills Just Released ... Read More »

FEAR THE WALKING DEAD SURVIVAL VEGAS CONTEST RULES

98KUPD  – FEAR THE WALKING DEAD “SURVIVAL” VEGAS  FLYAWAY SWEEPSTAKES Official Rules NO PURCHASE OR PAYMENT NECESSARY. A PURCHASE WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW. BY ENTERING THE SWEEPSTAKES, EACH ENTRANT AGREES TO THESE OFFICIAL RULES.   Eligibility:The 98KUPD – Fear The Walking Dead “Survival”, Vegas Experience Flyaway Sweepstakes(the “Sweepstakes”) is open only to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/6/18

 A Guy Drives to a Police Station to Prove to His Friends He’s Not Drunk . . . He Was  A Newspaper Apologizes When a Campaign Ad Has an Unfortunate Typo on the Word “Assets”  Is It Okay to Un-Invite Someone From Your Wedding?  A Guy Launches “Amish Uber” . . . Where He’ll Give You a Cheap Ride in ... Read More »