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The Brady Report 2/25/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Newest Oreo Flavor Will Have Exploding Candies in the Cream 86% of Us Are Constantly Checking Our Emails, Texts, and Social Media UFO Sightings Are at an All-Time High . . . Especially in the United States A Guy’s Dog Shot His Girlfriend While She Was Sleeping A Swedish Politician Wants to Give ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The 10 Companies We Like the Most and Least A Man Gets a Ticket For Driving With a Live Ferret Around His Neck A Guy Punches His Blind Relative for Not Using His Nickname A Prostitute Is Busted Offering Services in Exchange For $2.14 Worth of Taco Bell A Guy Attacks His Waiter When ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/16/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy Bills a Woman For Half the Cost of Their First Date When She Turns Down a Second Date A Guy’s Pet Squirrel Attacked a Burglar The States Where You’re Most and Least Likely to Catch an STD (NC-17) The Newest Trend Is Flash Freezing Your Genitalia . . . So It Looks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/14/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Ten Random New Stats For Valentine’s Day One in Six People Have Eaten the Same Lunch at Work Every Day For Two Years Burger King is selling an “adult” meal in Israel for Valentine’s Day that comes with two Whoppers, two fries . . . and an adult TOY, like a blindfold or a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/9/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: People Who Get Married on Valentine’s Day Are Much More Likely to Get Divorced The Best Pizza In America Is in . . . Phoenix? The Factory That Made the Exploding Samsung Note Batteries Just Caught on Fire 7% of Husbands and 6% of Wives Wouldn’t Take a Bullet For Their Spouse A Canadian ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/7/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Today Is “Red Tuesday”, The Day You’re Most Likely to Get Dumped A Shoplifter Made a Fake Baby By Drawing a Face on a Bra A Burglar Knocks Himself Out When He Slips on an Old Pumpkin (NC-17) Does Getting-It-On With a Sex Doll Count as Cheating? A Woman Named Her Baby After the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/6/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Kids have been giving themselves instant frostbite doing something called the “Salt and Ice Challenge” A family in Texas recently found a rattlesnake in their TOILET.  Then an exterminator found about TWO DOZEN of them living under their house A Woman’s Car Gets Hit When One of Those Giant Red Balls in Front of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/3/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: If Your Kids Hate a Certain Vegetable, Make Them Eat It 15 Days in a Row 55% of People Say Dating Is Impossible in Their City A Guy Is Suing After He Tripped Over a Christmas Tree . . . When Someone Threw It Out in March A Man Winds Up Naked and Alone ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/2/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Substitute Teacher Does a Cartwheel For a Class . . . in a Dress With No Underwear Did This Woman’s Cleavage Get Her Kicked Off a Spirit Airlines Flight? A Nude Jogger Says He Was Just Trying to Build Up His Immune System Apparently fast food is even worse for us than we ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/31/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: It’s Sexier to Be in Good Physical Shape or Good Financial Shape? Eating and Playing Video Games Are Better For Relieving Stress Than Sex Stupid Photo of the Day: A Woman’s Snake Gets Stuck in Her Gauged Earlobe A Guy Climbed Into a Tiger Cage at a Zoo to Avoid Paying Admission, and Got ... Read More »