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The Brady Report 12/8/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: You’re More Likely to Get Dumped This Sunday Than Any Other Day of the Year A Burping, Topless Woman Tells a Cop He’s the “Sexiest Thing” She’s Ever Seen A Woman Catches Her Roommate Rubbing Her Toothbrush on His Junk If You Talk to Your Female Friends About Relationship Problems, You’re More Likely to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/6/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: 6% of People Now Prefer to Sext Than to Actually Have Sex People Who Groom Their “Hair Down There” Are 440% More Likely to Have an STD The Best and Worst Cities for Single People A Guy Tries to Stiff a Cab Driver After a $475 Ride . . . But Cops Follow His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/5/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: New Cinnamon Roll Peeps Are Out For Christmas A Man Gets Stuck in the Vents Trying to Rob a Pizza Place A Couple Sues a Toyota Dealer For Stealing Nude Photos From Their Phone and Sending Them to a Swingers’ Site (NC-17) A Guy Catches His Landlord and Another Man Having Sex in His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/30/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Bud Light Is Doing a Willy Wonka Promotion With Golden Beer Cans . . . to Win Free Super Bowl Tickets For Life A Guy’s Gone 67 Years with No Electricity, So His Neighbors Are Building Him a House Sexy New Photo Trend Alert: Can You Cover All Your Naughty Parts With Just One ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/29/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Eating Ice Cream For Breakfast Makes You Smarter Six New Stats on How the Average Person Eats Their Cereal The Average Single Person Now Dates Six People at Once A Woman Burns Down Her Mobile Home When She Uses a Lighter to See Under the Couch A Man Tries to Rent “Central Intelligence” From ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/28/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Covering a Public Toilet Seat With Toilet Paper Actually Makes It Less Sanitary A Guy Stabbed His Parents After a Thanksgiving Argument A Woman Shoots Her Guests For Being Too Drunk and Loud The Wrapped Christmas Presents in a Guy’s Trunk Turn Out to Be 71 Pounds of Marijuana Read More »

The Brady Report 11/17/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy with Road Rage Pulled a Gun on an Off-Duty Cop An Old Man Moons an Aspiring Model After She Rejects His Sexual Advances The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of the Year A 19-year-old guy in Oklahoma tried to run from the cops in his Ford Mustang on Saturday . . . and ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/16/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Man With the Last Name “Banana” Throws a Plant at His Girlfriend . . . Whose Last Name Is “Orange” A Guy Sprays Axe Body Spray in His Mouth During a DUI Stop Half of People Say Their Cat Has Destroyed Their Christmas Decorations A Guy Needs Emergency Surgery After He Puts His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Next Set of Emojis Will Include a UFO, Sandwich, T-Rex, Zombie, and Breastfeeding Woman Men Spend $77 More Per Month Looking Good Than Women 21% of People Would Be Open to Having a Sexless Marriage? A Guy Finds Out He Has Cancer and Responds by Giving $100 Bills to Everyone Working at a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Woman Is Busted For Stealing a Truck When She Stops to Poop in Front of a Wendy’s A Guy Tries to Perform Surgery on His Own Junk Using Chopsticks . . . and It Does Not Go Well A Twin Is Born 31 Minutes Before His Brother . . . But Is Younger ... Read More »