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The Brady Report 7/13/18

 A Golden Corral’s Vents Weren’t Working . . . and They Realized It’s Because of a Burglar Stuck Inside  A Hit-and-Run Driver Grabs a Random Guy Nearby, and Tries to Turn Him in for It  A Woman Wins the Lottery with Her Nephew . . . Now She’s Suing Him For His Half  Build-a-Bear Shuts Down Its Pay-Your-Age Sale After ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/12/18

 A Woman Scammed a Scammer . . . and Just Got Arrested For It  A Guy with No Arms Is Arrested For Managing to Stab Someone  A Guy Is Asleep When a Six-Foot Boa Constrictor Falls Through the Ceiling and Lands on Him  A Woman Tells Her Husband It’s Me or the Dog . . . He Goes with Dog ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/11/18

 A Guy Says He Wasn’t Drunk Driving . . . He Was Only Drinking at Stop Signs  A Man Missing a Leg Flees a Burglary in a Car Missing a Tire  A Woman Trades Sex For Car Repairs . . . And Her Husband Finds Her and the Mechanic Dead in the Garage From…  (NC-17) A Woman Tries to Propose ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/10/18

 A Drunk Driver Runs Back to His Burning Car to Light a Cigarette  7-Eleven’s “7/11” Free Slurpee Day Is Tomorrow  IHOB Has Already Changed Its Name Back to IHOP  Your Bra Could Be Giving You Headaches  Sex Addiction Is Now Officially Recognized as a Mental Disorder by the World Health Organization The Top Sign That Someone’s Rich Is They Have ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/9/18

 A Guy Named Benedict Went on an Egging Spree  A Terrorist Group Bans Plastic Bags Because They’re “a Serious Threat to the Wellbeing of Humans”  A New Prank Will Freak You Out With Ghost Messages on Your Bananas  People Who Buy Corvettes and Porsches Barely Ever Drive Them  Wearing a Tie Cuts Blood Flow to Your Brain by 8% Read More »

The Brady Report 6/29/18

 A Guy Is Busted Hiding His Drugs Inside a D.A.R.E. Bag  A New Handheld Device Can Smell Your Body Odor  What’s the Most Depressing “Single Man” Meal You’ve Ever Made?  The First IHOP-Applebee’s Hybrid Restaurant Now Exists  We’re All Creatures of Habit . . . There Are Only 25 Places You Go to Regularly  Could You Live to Be 200? ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/28/18

 Pornhub Is Putting Closed Captions on Their Videos, Because Clearly the Dialogue Matters  The States with the Most and Least Fast Food Joints Per Capita  Burger King Teamed Up With Budweiser For a Burger . . . But Beer Isn’t an Ingredient or on Sale in Their…  Hovering Above a Nasty Toilet Seat Might Be Worse For Your Health Than ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/27/18

 A Man Goes to Jail for Threatening to Post Fake Yelp Reviews . . . Then Gets More Jail Time When He Follows…  The Most and Least Patriotic States in America  You Don’t Have to Be Nice to Your Partner During a Tough Time . . . Just Don’t Be Mean  Half of Us Try to Avoid Shaking Hands With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/22/18

 A 66-Year-Old Mom Attempts a Drive-By on Her Son  It’s Picnic Season . . . Even Though a Quarter of Us Really Don’t Like Them  You Don’t Need to Go to a State Fair to Get Deep Fried Oreos Anymore . . . They’re Making a Home Version  Here Are the 10 Biggest First Date Turn-Offs  “Fake It ‘Til You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/21/18

 A Man Successfully Robs a Shop by Slithering Across the Floor to Avoid Motion Detectors  A Drunk Woman Proposes to Her Designated Driver, Then Steals His Car When He Says No A Woman in an “Alcohol You Later” Shirt Is Busted For Drunk Driving  A Guy With the Last Name “Beer” Flipped His Car While Driving Drunk  A Father and ... Read More »