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The Brady Report 7/26/17

People Freak Out Over a Ghost . . . Turns Out It's a Pale Woman Skinny Dipping Women Who Show Cleavage at Work Are Considered Better Bosses and More Powerful Being Neurotic Helps You Live Longer? A Bad Font Choice Makes It Look Like a Tote Bag Says "My Favorite Color Is Hitler" A Woman Who Paid For Lipo With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/17

A Study Finds Money Can Buy Happiness . . . Even If You Aren't Rich We Break the Law an Average of 32 Times a Year . . . and Don't Think It's a Big Deal Dogs Go Through a Moody Teenage Phase Just Like We Do A Casino Just Got Hacked Through Its Internet-Connected Fish Tank Microsoft Is Killing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/24/17

Just Thinking About Exercise Can Make You Live Longer Spending More Than Two Hours a Day in the Car Makes You Dumber A Woman Steals a Cab . . . Then Picks Up Fares If Someone's Looking at Your Feet, It Means They're Just Not That Into You (NC-17) A Woman Died From a Flesh-Eating Disease Caused By Some S&M ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/21/17

A Brand of Coffee Is Recalled For Containing the "Active Ingredient in Viagra" Walmart Is Now Selling Pickles Soaked in Fruit Punch How Do Your Feelings on Public Displays of Affection Match Up With Other People? Who's More Distracting in the Car: Kids or Pets? A Guy Whose First Name Is Fellony Was Just Arrested on Felony Charges Read More »

The Brady Report 7/20/17

Scientists Have Figured Out the Reason You Can't Quit Facebook  Lay's Has Announced the Finalists For This Year's "Do Us a Flavor" Contest . . . and They're Pretty Tame  40% of Us Use a Different Voice When We're Talking on the Phone  A Guy Reports a Fake Shooting So Cops Will Find His Phone Faster (NC-17) When Should You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/19/17

The Most Hated Random Thing in Every State The Ten Most Stressed Out Cities in America A Famous 86-Year-Old Female Jewel Thief Was Just Busted Again . . . This Time For Stealing From Walmart Having Good Conversation on a First Date Is Better Than Having Sex on a First Date? A Bank Robber Is Busted After He Gives Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/18/17

A "Luxury" Version of Crocs Are Now on Sale . . . For $216-a-Pair A Woman Is Granted a Divorce Because Her Husband Would Read But Not Respond to Her Texts A Man in Ohio Is Showing Signs of Recovering From a Major Brain Injury . . . By Still Expressing Hate For... If All Bathrooms Were Unisex, Women's Wait ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/17/17

An American Airlines Flight Was Just Grounded Over a Passenger's Terrible Flatulence Should You Get Time Off From Work After a Break Up? Doctors Discover Why a Woman Had Dry Eyes . . . There Were 27 Old Contact Lenses in There (NC-17) Cops Are Looking For a Man Who Stole "The Two Biggest Dongs" From an Adult Store Read More »

The Brady Report 7/14/17

Here's the Age When You're Officially "Too Old" to Go Clubbing A Guy Mows "A-Hole" in His Lawn With an Arrow Pointing at His Neighbor's House . . . and It's Captured on... A Repairman Stuck Behind an ATM Slips a Note Through the Receipt Slot That Says, "Help. I'm Stuck in Here" 3% of People Send Nude Photos Using ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/13/17

A New Orange Banana Could Save Hundreds of Thousands of Lives a Year You Waste 17 Hours a Year Looking for Parking A Woman Impersonated an Officer to Get Free Chick-fil-A KFC Launched an Online Store With Shirts, Socks . . . and a $20,000 Meteorite Carved to Look Like a Chicken... Tinder Gives a Free Hawaii Trip to Two ... Read More »