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The Brady Report 11/18/19

A Guy Crashed Into a Fire Hydrant and Stole the Hydrant . . . But Left His Bumper Behind A Bank Teller Is Arrested for Robbing a Guy Who Made a Big Withdrawal Here Are the “Gloomiest” Places in America Chuck E. Cheese Is Officially Killing Off Its Animatronic Animal Band A Guy Nearly Died After Swimming in a Lake ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/19

A Man Fired His Gun into the Wrong Car After a Road Rage Incident Someone Demanded an Airbnb Refund Because They Were Promised a Friendly Ghost, and the Ghost Was Mean When the Clock Says 11:11, Do You Make a Wish? Taco Bell Thinks You Should Puree Their Tacos to Make Soup for Thanksgiving Sunday Is the 10th Annual National ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/19

A Guy Got Kicked Out of a Strip Club . . . So He Tried to Blow It Up? Here Are the Predictions for the Trendiest Baby Names in 2020 (NC-17) Doctors Warn Women: Don’t Use Your Electric Toothbrush as a Vibrating Love Toy (NC-17) BarkBox Apologizes for Making a Thanksgiving Dog Toy That Looks Just Like a Fleshlight Twinkies ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/13/19

A Guy Caught Speeding Tells Police He Had to Rush Home . . . Because He Was Cheating on His Wife Scientists May Have Finally Figured Out Why We Get the Hiccups If You Hate Vegetables, It Might Be Genetic Are These the Worst Baby Names of 2019? A Company Will Pay You $1,000 to Only Shop at Local Stores ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/12/19

A Guy Shot His Lifelong Friend Over an Argument About a College Football Game There’s a 76% Chance One of These Four Car Colors Is Your Favorite Half of People Listen to Music While They Work . . . and It Actually Makes Them More Efficient A New Recipe Shows How to Make a Mac and Cheese Thanksgiving Turkey One ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/28/19

A Study Finds That What Doesn’t Kill Your Career Only Makes It Stronger A Suspect Tries Hiding from the Cops in a Dumpster . . . Then Switches to a Port-a-Potty A Guy Who Said He Saw Yogi Bear at Yellowstone Was Busted with Eight Pounds of Meth in His Spare Tire Did a Mayor Get a Guy Fired Over ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/16/19

After Nine Years Waiting for the Apocalypse, a Guy Comes Out of Hiding . . . and Immediately Goes to the Bar A Guy’s Sleep Recorder Picks Up No Paranormal Activity . . . Just His Flatulence The “Oxford English Dictionary” Adds Chillax, Promposal, Jedi, and Whatevs It’s National Boss’s Day . . . and Two-Thirds of People Would Rather ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/15/19

A Topless Lady Yells at Her Neighbor with Her Breasts Hanging Over the Fence . . . Which Attracts Unwanted… A Woman Was Arrested for Wearing a Bikini That Was Too Small Two Locksmiths Are Going Viral . . . For Locking Themselves Out of Their Shop Pineapple Mountain Dew Is Here and Apparently People Love It? Lay’s Is Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/14/19

A 20-Year-Old Was Busted for Using a “McLovin” ID to Drink at a Bar An Ethics Teacher Flashed His Junk and Threatened to Fail a Student Who Turned Him Down (NC-17) Warning from Doctors: Do Not Use Toothpaste on Your Lady Parts What Type of Cuisine Looks Best on Instagram? The DMV May Start Charging a Fee for Walking in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/30/19

Shocking News: A Guy Named Billy Bob Got Drunk and Did Something Dumb Cops Spent Two Hours Hunting for a Suspect Who Ran Into a Corn Maze Police Say If You’re Going to Toilet Paper a House, Ask Permission First and Clean Up After 46% of People Wish Smartphones Had Never Been Invented Today Is National Ask a Stupid Question ... Read More »