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The Brady Report 12/12/19

A Cop on the Verge of Retirement Was Busted for Stealing Police Department iPhones Two Friends Beat Each Other Up While Arguing About “How I Met Your Mother” A Man Whose Flatulence Kills Mosquitoes Says He’s Been Hired to Help an Insect Repellent Company MillerCoors’ New Hard Seltzer Has 30 Times More Vitamin C Than an Orange Jolly Rancher Cereal ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/11/19

This is pretty gross . . . a guy in Thailand pulled a 32-foot-long tapeworm out of his rectum on Monday.  And there’s a video of the worm once it’s out. People Drive More Carefully with a Cake in Their Car Than with Their Kids in the Car Merriam-Webster Picks “They” for Word of the Year Smirnoff Ice Has Created ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/27/19

Someone Served a Full Thanksgiving Dinner on the New York Subway An Employee Found a Hidden Bathroom Camera at Work . . . and His Boss “Accidentally” Destroyed It While… Who Is the Average Nudist? A New Survey Tried to Figure It Out (NC-17) Is Sunbathing Your Rectum a Fast, Healthy Way to Get More Sunlight? There’s a New Term ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/26/19

A Brother and Sister Are Arrested After an Argument About Riding Shotgun 15% of Families Have Had Someone Injure Themselves Carving a Turkey The Strangest Black Friday Item on Sale May Be This Three-Person Sauna at Costco There’s a Busch Beer Christmas Stocking That’s Five Feet Long and Insulated The Ten Most Annoying Things Houseguests Do Read More »

The Brady Report 11/25/19

An 82-Year-Old Woman Beat Up an Intruder and Smashed a Table on Him A Woman Tries to Apologize During a Road Rage Argument . . . and the Other Guy Spits Food into Her Mouth Burglars Rip the Door Off a Convenience Store . . . Just to Steal a 12-Pack of Faygo A Study Named New Jersey the Smartest ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/22/19

A 102-Year-Old Just Released His First Album Pornhub Is Selling $299 Lifetime Memberships on Black Friday A Christmas Tree Shortage May Drive Up the Prices This Year During the Holidays, You’ll Need a Break From Your Family After Just Four Hours It Should Cost You Less Than $50 to Serve a Full Thanksgiving Dinner This Year? Read More »

The Brady Report 11/21/19

A Guy Uses a Stranger’s Porsche as a Battering Ram to Get His Nissan Out of Impound Dating Trends for 2020 Include “Eclipsing,” “White Clawing,” “Yellow Carding,” and More 16% of People Have Said Something Bad on a Work Call When They Thought They Were Muted A Porn Site Will Pay for Your Thanksgiving If You Livestream Your Dinner . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/19/19

Police Catch a 380-Pound Suspect Hiding Meth “Deep” in His Belly Button A Professor Who’s an Expert on Money Laundering Has Been Busted for Money Laundering Two DMV Workers Are Arrested for Taking Bribes to Let People Skip the Line South Dakota May Not Have Fully Thought Through Their New Anti-Drug Slogan: “Meth. We’re On It” Men Wearing Makeup? A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/18/19

A Guy Crashed Into a Fire Hydrant and Stole the Hydrant . . . But Left His Bumper Behind A Bank Teller Is Arrested for Robbing a Guy Who Made a Big Withdrawal Here Are the “Gloomiest” Places in America Chuck E. Cheese Is Officially Killing Off Its Animatronic Animal Band A Guy Nearly Died After Swimming in a Lake ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/19

A Man Fired His Gun into the Wrong Car After a Road Rage Incident Someone Demanded an Airbnb Refund Because They Were Promised a Friendly Ghost, and the Ghost Was Mean When the Clock Says 11:11, Do You Make a Wish? Taco Bell Thinks You Should Puree Their Tacos to Make Soup for Thanksgiving Sunday Is the 10th Annual National ... Read More »