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The Brady Report 8/29/18

 A Student Is Arrested For Grabbing Another Student’s MAGA Hat and Slapping a Teacher  A Man Who Kept Dine-and-Dashing on Dates Could Get 13 Years in Prison A Guy Busts Out a Quality “That’s What She Said” While Being Arrested  The Pet That Kids Want Most Isn’t a Dog or Cat . . . It’s a Rat? Stupid Jeans Alert: ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/28/18

 A Woman Set Her Couch on Fire Because She Thought It Was Possessed  The Last Blockbuster Video Is Getting Its Own Beer  Having an On-Again, Off-Again Relationship Is Bad For Your Health  A Woman Dumps Her Boyfriend After a Random Stranger’s Tweet Exposes He’s a Cheater  A Woman Spent $4.5 Million on Her Wedding to Make Her Ex Jealous . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/27/18

A Guy Just Pleaded Guilty to Smuggling Six Pounds of Cocaine Inside a Neck Pillow  (NC-17) A Couple Couldn’t Conceive For Four Years . . . Turns Out They Were Having the Wrong Kind of Sex  Mayo, Florida Is Temporarily Changing Its Name to “Miracle Whip” . . . But They May Have Broken the Law to…  The States That ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/24/18

A Guy Forged Divorce Papers Using His New Girlfriend’s Signature  Check Out the 10 Worst Paying Jobs For Women A Mayor Is Busted Accidentally Praising Himself on Facebook Using His Own Account  A Security Guard Gets Fired After Documenting Five Months of His Own Farts on Instagram  A Resort Company in Mexico Will Pay You Six Figures to Travel For ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/23/18

 A Guy Posed As the Ghost of His Ex’s Mother to Try to Win Her Back  (NC-17) A Guy Got His Finger Stuck in a Sex Toy Vending Machine  A Drunk Guy Took a Cab to His Parents’ House to Sleep on Their Couch . . . But They Don’t Live There Anymore  You Won’t Hit Peak Self-Esteem Until Age ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/18

 A Guy Broke Into a Restaurant . . . Stripped . . . Robbed the Place . . . Then Got Dressed and Left  A Woman Proves to Her Friends She Can Run in Heels and Gets Hit by a Car A Ferrari Driver’s Excuse For Doing 137? She Thought She Was Only Doing 100  A Porn Company Is Offering ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/21/18

A Guy Who Waded into a River Full of Hungry Bears For a Selfie Didn’t Die, But Will Be Facing Charges A Chick-fil-A in Florida Just Opened 587 Feet From Another Chick-fil-A  A Family’s New Hamster Went Rogue and Destroyed the Inside of Their Car  A Woman Tricks Almost 100 Guys on Tinder to Show Up For a Group Date ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/20/18

 A Softball Coach’s Wife Who Mooned the Crowd to Distract Them After a Bad Game Looks Like She’ll Get Away…  A Golfer Is Charged with “Mayhem” After Biting Another Golfer’s Thumb Off A Topless 81-Year-Old Woman Is Busted Drinking Boxed Wine in a Park  A Restaurant in Mexico City Is Busted For Selling Tacos Made With Illegal Tarantulas  Archaeologists Found ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/16/18

A Librarian Is Going to Jail For Embezzling $89,000 to Spend on “Game of War”  Someone Stole $98,000 Worth of Ramen Noodles . . . Which Is at Least 300,000 Packages A Restaurant Is Dealing With “Disturbing and Hostile Customers” For Changing From Crinkle-Cut to Straight…  A Woman Celebrated Her 101st Birthday at the Taco Bell Where She Eats Weekly ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/18

A Guy Shot His Friend in the Butt After Arguing About Politics on Facebook  There’s a New Girl Scout Cookie on the Way! But Sadly, It’s Gluten Free  A Woman Breaks Up with Her Boyfriend, So He Steals Her Toilet?  Are These Extremely Public Urinals a Good Idea, or Just Gross?  Doctors Found a Woman’s Contact Lens Lodged Above Her ... Read More »