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The Brady Report 9/6/17

 A Woman Says Her Husband Couldn’t Have Robbed a House . . . Because They Were Busy at a Swingers Club There’s a New Vodka Made From Old Twinkies and Baked Goods A Photo Shows the One Thing Still in Stock in Houston Grocery Stores: Vegan Meat Substitutes  The Majority of Adults Still Have Their Childhood Teddy Bear A Woman’s ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/5/17

Another Handsome Criminal Got a Modeling Career From a Mugshot  A Guy Tries to Lose the Cops by Swimming a Mile Out to Sea . . . Then Gets Stalked by a Shark  A County Employee Embezzled Strippers’ License Fees to Pay Off Her Husband’s Home Depot Debts  The Sales Numbers Say We’re Bored With Pumpkin Spice . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/1/17

 A Man Tries to Rob an MMA Studio . . . and It Goes About as Well as You’d Expect  A Guy with the Last Name “Billings” Gets Arrested, Because He Doesn’t Know the Capital of Montana  Cheetos Are the Most Popular Chips in the Country . . . Here’s the Top 10  Here Are the 10 Most Serious Problems ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/31/17

 A Woman Pulls a Gun After a Fight Over the Last Notebook at Walmart’s Back-to-School Sale  Slow Walkers Are More Likely to Die of Heart Disease  A Spanish Town Did a “Cruelty Free” Running of the Bulls With No Bulls Involved . . . and Two People Were…  A New Dating App Will Only Show You a Person’s Picture After ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/30/17

 84% of Us Pee in the Shower, 3% Constantly Pass Gas in Elevators, and Four More Gross Things We Do  Burger King Will Give You a Free Whopper If You Get Fired . . . But You Need to Humiliate Yourself on…  The 15 Best Responses to the Twitter Hashtag: “What If Football Didn’t Exist?”  A Guy With Throat Cancer ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/29/17

 A Couple Stops in the Middle of a Burglary to Have Sex  A Guy Is Busted Sneaking Heroin Into Jail . . . Inside His Fake Leg  A Carjacker Hangs Onto a Door Handle, Gets Dragged Down the Street, Then Gets Arrested  54% of People Don’t Like Answering Their Doorbell Anymore  39% of Your Coworkers Have Gotten-It-On With Themselves at ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/28/17

A Court Just Ruled That Your Facebook Friends Aren’t Actually Your Real Friends  The Smarter You Are, the More Likely You Are to Walk Around Naked  A Couple’s Third Attempt at a Wedding Is Canceled By Hurricane Harvey  A Woman in Jail Wraps Herself in Toilet Paper For Her Booking Photo  People in Houston Would Rather Risk Their Lives Than ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/25/17

 After the Eclipse, Emergency Rooms Treated People Who Put Sunscreen on Their Eyeballs  A Guy Ghosted His Girlfriend 10 Years Ago . . . And Now She’s His New Boss There’s Going to be a Screening of “It” for Clowns Only A Fallen Officer’s Son Was Escorted to His First Day of School by 100 Cops  Stupid Photo of the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/24/17

 A Study Finds Drinking Too Much Coffee Makes You Dumber There Are New M&M’s Coming That Taste Like Oreos  A Woman Invited a Tinder Date Over . . . and He Steals Her Dog Firefighters Rescue 18 Piglets . . . and the Owner Thanks Them by Feeding Them Sausages Made From the Pigs A Guy on Drugs Passes Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/23/17

 This Year’s College Freshmen Don’t Know a World Without Smartphones and Only Know Justin Timberlake as a…  A Guy Finishes a Nine-Month Stint in Jail, Then Punches a Guard on His Way Out  New Dating Term: “Stashing” Is When Someone Keeps You Hidden From Their Family and Friends New Dating Term: “Stashing” Is When Someone Keeps You Hidden From Their Family ... Read More »