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The Brady Report 11/12/19

A Guy Shot His Lifelong Friend Over an Argument About a College Football Game There’s a 76% Chance One of These Four Car Colors Is Your Favorite Half of People Listen to Music While They Work . . . and It Actually Makes Them More Efficient A New Recipe Shows How to Make a Mac and Cheese Thanksgiving Turkey One ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/28/19

A Study Finds That What Doesn’t Kill Your Career Only Makes It Stronger A Suspect Tries Hiding from the Cops in a Dumpster . . . Then Switches to a Port-a-Potty A Guy Who Said He Saw Yogi Bear at Yellowstone Was Busted with Eight Pounds of Meth in His Spare Tire Did a Mayor Get a Guy Fired Over ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/17/19

 A Man Tries to Meet an Underage Teen From Craigslist . . . Then Calls the FBI to Report the Boy Tried to…  The Best Places in America to Celebrate Oktoberfest  Olive Garden’s All-You-Can-Eat Pasta Passes Go on Sale Tomorrow  Only 34% of People Love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Plus Seven More Stats on Popular Fall Foods  The New iPhone Unlocks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/16/19

After Nine Years Waiting for the Apocalypse, a Guy Comes Out of Hiding . . . and Immediately Goes to the Bar A Guy’s Sleep Recorder Picks Up No Paranormal Activity . . . Just His Flatulence The “Oxford English Dictionary” Adds Chillax, Promposal, Jedi, and Whatevs It’s National Boss’s Day . . . and Two-Thirds of People Would Rather ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/15/19

A Topless Lady Yells at Her Neighbor with Her Breasts Hanging Over the Fence . . . Which Attracts Unwanted… A Woman Was Arrested for Wearing a Bikini That Was Too Small Two Locksmiths Are Going Viral . . . For Locking Themselves Out of Their Shop Pineapple Mountain Dew Is Here and Apparently People Love It? Lay’s Is Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/14/19

A 20-Year-Old Was Busted for Using a “McLovin” ID to Drink at a Bar An Ethics Teacher Flashed His Junk and Threatened to Fail a Student Who Turned Him Down (NC-17) Warning from Doctors: Do Not Use Toothpaste on Your Lady Parts What Type of Cuisine Looks Best on Instagram? The DMV May Start Charging a Fee for Walking in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/30/19

Shocking News: A Guy Named Billy Bob Got Drunk and Did Something Dumb Cops Spent Two Hours Hunting for a Suspect Who Ran Into a Corn Maze Police Say If You’re Going to Toilet Paper a House, Ask Permission First and Clean Up After 46% of People Wish Smartphones Had Never Been Invented Today Is National Ask a Stupid Question ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/27/19

A Guy Gets an AirDrop Message From a Driver Tailgating Him . . . Saying the Guy Has to Poop The “OK” Hand Gesture Has Now Been Classified as a Hate Symbol An Airline’s Seat Chart Shows Where Babies Are Sitting, So You Can Avoid Them A Guy Was Accused of Shoplifting . . . but the Bulge in His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/25/19

A Couple Accused of Abandoning Their Adopted Nine-Year-Old Say She Was Actually a 22-Year-Old Sociopathic… A Popular Halloween Costume This Year Is . . . Dressing Like a Can of White Claw A Vegan Influencer Is Promoting “Lettuce Noodles” for Pasta . . . But, You Know, That’s Actually Just Salad The Most Stressful Thing About Your First Vacation With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/24/19

A Girl Threatens to Stab Her Grandfather for Denying Her Extra Vegetables at Dinner A Woman Is Arrested After Telling the Cops About Her “Felony Purse” India’s First-Ever Flatulence Competition Flops With Just Three Competitors Who Choked Under Pressure A Woman in Louisiana Is Attacked by a Camel . . . and Saves Herself by Biting Its Testicles Your Cat ... Read More »