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The Brady Report 6/5/18

 A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away, and Hits Two Parked Cars and a Mailbox  (NC-17) A Guy Inserted a Footlong Eggplant Into Himself to Try to Cure Constipation  A Man Is Suing CVS For Ruining His Marriage . . . By Telling His Wife About His Viagra Prescription  Here Are the Best ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/4/18

 A Woman Says She Didn’t Lead the Cops on a High-Speed Chase . . . Her Doppelganger Must’ve Stolen Her Car  A Woman Who Never Washed Off Her Mascara Wound Up With Permanent Black Lumps in Her Eyes  An Off-Duty FBI Agent Does a Backflip on the Dance Floor . . . and Accidentally Shoots Someone  Should You Break Up ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/31/18

 A Woman Gets Mad at the Cops Over a Sobriety Test . . . Because She Wasn’t Drunk, She’d Smoked Crack  Some Lady Copied a LinkedIn Resume to Land a $100,000-a-Year Job . . . and Got 10 Years in Prison for Fraud  A Woman Shamelessly Shaved Her Legs in a Hotel Pool  Trader Joe’s Is Now Selling a “Healthier” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/30/18

 A Guy Set Fire to an American Flag Blanket Over Memorial Day Weekend and Started a Wildfire  (NC-17) Doctors Remove a Six-Inch Showerhead That “Accidentally” Wound Up in a Guy’s Rectum  The Next Big Food Could Be . . . Cockroach Milk?  What Alcohol Tastes Best in a Wendy’s Frosty?  The Most Effective Strategy For Feeling Better After You Get ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/29/18

 A Study Found Dentists Can Smell Fear, and Make More Mistakes If They Do  One in Four Women Have Showed Up to a Wedding in the Same Outfit as Someone Else  There’s a New $1,250 T-Shirt That Has an Entire Button Down Shirt Sewn to It?  Two People Are Suing McDonald’s For Not Giving Discounts on Quarter Pounders Without Cheese ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/18

 A Couple Is Busted Having Sex Right Underneath a Virgin Mary Statue  A Junior Firefighter Set a Building on Fire, Because He Wanted to Put a Fire Out  People Barely Ever Say “Thank You” When Someone Helps Them Out  Men Are Better Navigators Than Women Because They’re More Likely to Take Shortcuts  One-Third of People Get-It-On While Their Pet Is ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/18

 A Guy Is Facing Federal Charges After Someone Takes a Photo of Him Peeing on a Seat During a Flight  Millennials Are Much More Likely to Injure Themselves During a DIY Project  One in Four People Haven’t Visited the Big Landmarks in Their Own City . . . Plus the 10 American Landmarks…  Which Bra Size Makes Women the Happiest? ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/21/18

 A Barber Throws a Client Through the Window For Complaining About His Haircut  A Woman Attacks Her Boyfriend When He Says It’s Too Hot to Cuddle  A Husband Tried, But Failed, to Fake a Kidnapping So He Could Run Away with His Mistress  How Much of Your Life Do You Spend Indoors? The Average Person Says 66% . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/18/18

 A Guy with a “Will Work For Beer” Sign Is Arrested For Being Dangerously Drunk  A Viral Petition Wants to Replace the Word “No” with “Yesn’t”?  The New Drug Craze For Middle-Aged Women Is “Brieing” . . . That’s Shoving Your Ecstasy Into a Piece of… It’s National “No Dirty Dishes Day” . . . Here are the Top 10 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/17/18

 A Woman Angrily Poops on the Floor of a Tim Hortons and Throws Her Feces at the Staff A Thief Who Can’t Stop Yawning Steals a Shopping Cart Full of Red Bull  A Woman Used Her Boyfriend’s Full Name in Her Graffiti Love Messages  A Couple Can’t Get Their 30-Year-Old to Move Out . . . So Now They’re Going ... Read More »