UCrew Update


The Brady Report 7/30/18

 A Guy Committed Identity Theft to Upgrade a Restaurant’s Cable Package to Watch an Arizona Wildcats Game  Cowboy Boot Sandals Have Arrived and Don’t Really Make Sense  (NC-17) Google Says It Will Stop Auto Suggesting “My Face” When You Type in “Sit On”  Are You Enjoying “Summer Penis” . . . a Scientific Phenomenon Where Your Junk Looks Bigger in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/26/18

 A Guy Is Busted Doing Naked Jumping Jacks in a McDonald’s Women’s Bathroom Here Are the Top 10 Amusement Parks in the World . . . Six of Which Are in America  Could Cat Poop Be Turning People Into Entrepreneurs? Cats and Dogs Can Live Peacefully in the Same House . . . As Long As the Cats Are in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/18

 A Guy Who Got Naked at a Planet Fitness Blames Their “Judgment-Free Zone” Slogan  A Man Shares the Same Name and Birthday with a Criminal, and Cops Keep Arresting Him By Mistake  A Woman Is Busted For Drunk Driving . . . And So Is the Tow Truck Driver Who Came to Get Her Car  Don’t Be Fooled By a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/24/18

 An Apartment’s Eviction Notices Uses a Smiling Emoji and People Aren’t Happy  Chick-Fil-A Is Going to Start Selling Meal Kits For You to Make at Home  A Town Replaced Its Church Bells With Ringtones  If You Type the Word “Dog” Into Google Translate 18 Times, It Gives You a Prophecy About the End of the World  Last Year Saw 141 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/23/18

 A Man Named King Kong Was Arrested for Threatening to Eat a Bunch of Kids  A Guy Who Got Pulled Over Doing 99 Miles-Per-Hour Tries to Convince the Cop He’s Reading the Temperature  The Age When Your Parents Stop Taking Care of You and You Start Taking Care of Them Is . . . 49  The Newest Uber Scam to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/20/18

 Firefighters Have to Put Out a Fire After a Bunch of Tortilla Chips Spontaneously Combust  A Town Just Named Bigfoot As Its Official Animal  (NC-17) A Guy Has to Quit His Job After He Thinks a Text From His Boss Was Someone Sexting Him  A Man Is Trying to Visit Every Starbucks in the World . . . So Far ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/18/18

 Someone Called the Cops After He Got Fouled Hard in a Pickup Basketball Game  Check Out the Most and Least Stressed Cities in America  Here Are the Two Things Women Find More Pleasurable Than Sex  Amazon Just Patented a “Dwarf Tossing” Robot . . . and Little People Are Not Happy  Half of People Haven’t Traveled Out of the Country ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/17/18

 A Man Flashes a Woman in a Park . . . So She Chases Him a Mile and Stabs Him Multiple Times Cops Recognize a Guy on a Stolen Motorcycle . . . So Instead of Chasing, They Just Wait at His House  A Guy Steals a Fire Truck and Winds Up in a Two-Hour Police Chase  Top 10 Cities ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/16/18

 A Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Courthouse Stairwell A Twerking Argument Leads to a Woman Biting Off Another Woman’s Finger America Is Now Down to One Last Blockbuster, After Two Close in Alaska Middle Children Are Going Extinct Because No One Wants to Have Three Kids Anymore Stupid New Jeans Alert: A Company Is Selling Upside-Down Jeans  You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/13/18

 A Golden Corral’s Vents Weren’t Working . . . and They Realized It’s Because of a Burglar Stuck Inside  A Hit-and-Run Driver Grabs a Random Guy Nearby, and Tries to Turn Him in for It  A Woman Wins the Lottery with Her Nephew . . . Now She’s Suing Him For His Half  Build-a-Bear Shuts Down Its Pay-Your-Age Sale After ... Read More »