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The Brady Report 8/8/17

The New Viral Food Craze is a Swineapple . . . a Pineapple Stuffed With Ham and Wrapped in Bacon  Here’s How to Watch the Eclipse While Hunting Bigfoot, Looking for UFOs, or Eating at a Waffle House Drinking Moscow Mules Might Be Slowly Poisoning You?  A Restaurant in China Will Give You a Huge Discount if You Have Big ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/7/17

There Are Peanut Butter and Jelly Oreos and Cookie Butter Oreos Coming Soon Next Year’s Crop of Emojis Could Include a Sad Poop, a Hippo, a Bagel, and Toilet Paper A Runner Collapsed Before Winning a Race, but the Guy in Second Picked Him Up and Pushed Him Over the… Stupid Photo of the Day #1: Wichita State University Misspells ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/4/17

 Japan Accidentally Invented Ice Cream That Doesn’t Melt  The Odds of Meeting the Love of Your Life on Any Given Day Are 1 in 562?  A Man Hit the Lottery For the Second Time in Three Months, and Gave the Money to Random Strangers  Having a Super-Young Husband or Wife Gets Old After About Six Years  (NC-17) A Guy Lost ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/2/17

Scientists Have Determined the Funniest Word in the World Is . . . “Booty” A Bride Pulls a Gun on Her Groom . . . Which She Was Packing Under Her Wedding Dress 61% of People Now Say the 9-to-5 Workday Is Dead One Retail Chain Has Already Announced They’ll Be Making Their Employees Work on Thanksgiving A 103-Year-Old Woman ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/1/17

  Here Are the Office Buzzwords We Hate the Most Christmas Decorations Are Already Up at One Department Store 84% of Men Think They Do Most of the Grocery Shopping A Guy Who Works Next to a River Avoids Traffic by Floating to Work A Hotel Owner Is Busted For Stealing a Rival Hotel’s Soiled Towels Read More »

The Brady Report 7/31/17

The Foods at the Texas State Fair This Year Include Deep Fried Froot Loops . . . Oreo Beer . . Is Owning a Cat the Hot New Trend For Men? A Guy Accidentally Destroyed a Rare Ferrari an Hour Into Owning It A Woman Fell Off a Balcony During a Threesome A Woman Tells 911, “I Have a Boa ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/27/17

What’s the Hardest Snack to Stop Eating Once You’ve Started? The Elements of the “Perfect Job” Include Five-Hour Days, an $80,000-a-Year Salary, and a Boss Who Likes… A Drunk Driver’s “Suspicious Vehicle” Had No Doors, No Plates, and an Ax Embedded in the Roof The 10 Things Parents Do to Prepare For a Vacation A Topless Woman With a Knife ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/26/17

People Freak Out Over a Ghost . . . Turns Out It’s a Pale Woman Skinny Dipping Women Who Show Cleavage at Work Are Considered Better Bosses and More Powerful Being Neurotic Helps You Live Longer? A Bad Font Choice Makes It Look Like a Tote Bag Says “My Favorite Color Is Hitler” A Woman Who Paid For Lipo With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/17

A Study Finds Money Can Buy Happiness . . . Even If You Aren’t Rich We Break the Law an Average of 32 Times a Year . . . and Don’t Think It’s a Big Deal Dogs Go Through a Moody Teenage Phase Just Like We Do A Casino Just Got Hacked Through Its Internet-Connected Fish Tank Microsoft Is Killing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/24/17

Just Thinking About Exercise Can Make You Live Longer Spending More Than Two Hours a Day in the Car Makes You Dumber A Woman Steals a Cab . . . Then Picks Up Fares If Someone’s Looking at Your Feet, It Means They’re Just Not That Into You (NC-17) A Woman Died From a Flesh-Eating Disease Caused By Some S&M ... Read More »