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The Brady Report 7/19/17

The Most Hated Random Thing in Every State The Ten Most Stressed Out Cities in America A Famous 86-Year-Old Female Jewel Thief Was Just Busted Again . . . This Time For Stealing From Walmart Having Good Conversation on a First Date Is Better Than Having Sex on a First Date? A Bank Robber Is Busted After He Gives Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/18/17

A “Luxury” Version of Crocs Are Now on Sale . . . For $216-a-Pair A Woman Is Granted a Divorce Because Her Husband Would Read But Not Respond to Her Texts A Man in Ohio Is Showing Signs of Recovering From a Major Brain Injury . . . By Still Expressing Hate For… If All Bathrooms Were Unisex, Women’s Wait ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/17/17

An American Airlines Flight Was Just Grounded Over a Passenger’s Terrible Flatulence Should You Get Time Off From Work After a Break Up? Doctors Discover Why a Woman Had Dry Eyes . . . There Were 27 Old Contact Lenses in There (NC-17) Cops Are Looking For a Man Who Stole “The Two Biggest Dongs” From an Adult Store Read More »

The Brady Report 7/14/17

Here’s the Age When You’re Officially “Too Old” to Go Clubbing A Guy Mows “A-Hole” in His Lawn With an Arrow Pointing at His Neighbor’s House . . . and It’s Captured on… A Repairman Stuck Behind an ATM Slips a Note Through the Receipt Slot That Says, “Help. I’m Stuck in Here” 3% of People Send Nude Photos Using ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/13/17

A New Orange Banana Could Save Hundreds of Thousands of Lives a Year You Waste 17 Hours a Year Looking for Parking A Woman Impersonated an Officer to Get Free Chick-fil-A KFC Launched an Online Store With Shirts, Socks . . . and a $20,000 Meteorite Carved to Look Like a Chicken… Tinder Gives a Free Hawaii Trip to Two ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/12/17

There’s a New Toothbrush That Cleans Your Teeth in 10 Seconds Science Just Proved That Drinking Coffee Makes You Live Longer (NC-17) The Four Times Women Are Most Likely to Travel with a Sex Toy A Guy With an Axe Is Arrested Outside a Radio Station When They Won’t Play His Request A Cop Interrupts a Couple Having Public Sex ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/11/17

The Secret to a Good Night’s Sleep Is . . . Having a Good Reason to Get Out of Bed the Next Day A New Website Helps You Find How Many Streets Have Your Name . . . and If They Intersect With Your… Are These the Seven Keys to a Successful Marriage? A Guy Diving For Golf Balls Is ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/10/17

A Study Finds Men Who Marry Younger Women Live Longer An Irish Newspaper Publishes a List of American Foods They Would “Never Eat” . . . But It’s Really Our Best… A Delta Flight Attendant Smashes a Passenger With a Wine Bottle to Keep Him From Opening the Exit Door in… A Woman Leaves Her Kid in a Hot Car, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/7/17

There’s a New Flavor of Pringles . . . Top Ramen The World’s Most Expensive Fidget Spinner Is Now on Sale For $16,700 A Woman Went Looking for a Wedding Date on Twitter, and Ended Up Marrying the Guy A Girl Photoshopped Ryan Reynolds Over the Prom Date Who Dumped Her, and Of Course, Ryan Loved It The Hot Plastic ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/6/17

 Men Don’t Get What’s Wrong with This Pool Float, But Women See It Immediately  Which State Has the Hottest, Most Miserable Summers? Here Are the Top Ten  The Key to Making Up After an Argument Is Very Different For Men and Women  An American Tourist Goes Into a Lagoon in Mexico to Pee . . . and a Crocodile Bites ... Read More »