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The Brady Report 1/28/19

Police Find a Guy’s Drug Dealing Operation Because He Couldn’t Stop Fondling Himself in Target Fitting Rooms A Thief Gets a Surprise When He Steals Some Pain Killers . . . and They Turn Out to Be Laxatives A Bank Robber Used an E-Scooter to Get Away . . . and the Cops Identified Him from the Data Update: The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/25/19

A Domino’s Driver Calls the Cops on a Customer Who was Pleasuring Himself When She Showed Up A Teenager Dropped Acid at School and Groped His Teachers One in Five People Have Pulled an All-Nighter to Binge Watch a TV Show A Guy Live-Tweeted His Stepson’s Attempt to Sneak a Girl Out of the House After a One-Night Stand The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/19

A Guy Gets Caught Flying With 43 Pounds of Pot in His Luggage A Cop Accidentally Ran Over Two People Who Were Lying in the Road, Watching the Eclipse  A Company Is Selling Empty Plastic Hearts . . . for Everyone Who Asked for “Nothing” on Valentine’s Day A Girlfriend Sells Her Boyfriend’s Xbox for $4 After She Finds Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/18/19

 Police Raid a Guy’s House for Meth . . . and Find a Dead Bald Eagle  Doctors Save a Man’s Life by Pumping 15 Cans of Beer Into His Body  Someone Tried to Run Over a Snowman . . . Not Realizing It Was Built Over a Tree Stump Is It Too Late to Wish People a “Happy New Year”? ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/17/19

 A Cop Busts Up a Rowdy Threesome . . . and Finds His Wife Is Involved A Former NFL Player Tackled a Peeping Tom Who Was Looking at His Daughter  (NC-17) A Man Tried to Cure His Back Pain by Injecting Himself with His Own Man Seed . . . Spoiler: It… Peeps Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/19

 A Woman Has a Threesome with Two People But Leaves Her Boyfriend Out . . . Then Hits Him When He Confronts Her  Car Thieves Are Busted When They Stop to Ask a Cop for Gas  A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops by Writing “I’m Not Here” on a Mattress . . . Then They Find Him Hiding…  A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/14/19

 A Guy Eats the Seat of a Police Car on the Way to Jail A Teenager Gets Into a Car Crash Doing the Blindfolded “Bird Box” Challenge  A Bunch of Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina Turned Out to be . . . a Bigfoot Statue A Dad Places a Dating Ad for His Sons Before a Family Trip to New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/11/19

Does Chewing on a Coat Mess Up a Breathalyzer Test? One Attorney Tried to Say It Does  A Woman Asks a Guy for a Birthday Hug, Then Steals His Wallet A Guy Got Into a High Speed Police Chase to Fulfill His “Lifelong Dream” A Woman Broke Into a Police Station Because She Was Obsessed with a Cop Who Arrested ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/7/19

 A Guy Attacks His Dad with Pizza When He Finds Out His Dad “Helped Give Birth to Him” A Woman Attacks Her Parents for Not Taking Her to Outback Steakhouse  A Kidnapper Chases a Woman into a Karate Studio . . . Which Was a Bad Idea  A Woman Is Attacked by a Dog, Then Bitten by . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/18/18

A Deer Poacher Is Sentenced to Watch “Bambi” Once a Month A Man Who Smelled His Own Socks Every Day Is Hospitalized with a Severe Lung Infection (NC-17) A Museum Just Acquired an Important Glory Hole . . . But Some People Are Upset A New Meme Says Your Stripper Name Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing Plus the Way You ... Read More »