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The Brady Report 3/10/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Twinkie-Flavored Cappuccinos Are Going on Sale A Guy Tries to Turn Himself Over to the Cops . . . But Changes His Mind When They Take Too Long 17% of People Would Trade in Their Lives to Live in Virtual Reality (NC-17) Women Don’t Watch Porn on Computers . . . But They Do ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/9/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Average Woman Spends $8 a Day on Her Face (NC-17) There Are Three Types of Porn Users . . . Which One Are You? A Guy Attacks His Brother With a Wine Bottle For Wearing a Pair of His Underwear Read More »

The Brady Report 3/8/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy Replaces His Sister’s Goldfish With Baby Carrots to See If She Notices . . . But She Doesn’t Are These Things Sexy . . . or Awkward? A Guy Survived a Car Crash, Then Proposed to His Girlfriend in the ER Read More »

The Brady Report 3/6/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy Was Found Dead Under His Six-Ton Porn Collection Eight Slang Words Teenagers Use (NC-17) Amazon Sells a Cell Phone Specifically Designed to Be Smuggled in Your Rectum A Man Is Arrested For Having Sex With a Fence (NC-17) A Mailman Is Busted For Getting-It-On With a Dog on His Route A Guy ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/2/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Newest Photo Making People Crazy: Are These Strawberries Red? Public Pools Contain Up to 20 Gallons of Urine, and Hot Tubs Are Worse (NC-17) The Home With the Most Sexual Address in the World Is For Sale One in Eight People Don’t Have Any Good Friends Should Peas and Mayo Be Pizza Toppings? ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Screens Don’t Ruin Your Sleep . . . Even Without Them, You’d Still Sleep Poorly The Hardest Working and Laziest Cities in America (NC-17) The Most Popular Fetish in the World Is a Stepmom Fetish . . . Here’s Why A security camera in England recently caught a couple having sex WHILE paying for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/28/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Naked Woman Starts Running With a High School Track Team A Man Named Mr. Pickles Flashed His Pickle at McDonald’s Brothel Owners Are Mad at Tinder . . . Because It Makes It Too Easy to Have Sex A Woman Crashed Into a Cop Car Because She Was Playing With a Puppy Someone ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/25/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Newest Oreo Flavor Will Have Exploding Candies in the Cream 86% of Us Are Constantly Checking Our Emails, Texts, and Social Media UFO Sightings Are at an All-Time High . . . Especially in the United States A Guy’s Dog Shot His Girlfriend While She Was Sleeping A Swedish Politician Wants to Give ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The 10 Companies We Like the Most and Least A Man Gets a Ticket For Driving With a Live Ferret Around His Neck A Guy Punches His Blind Relative for Not Using His Nickname A Prostitute Is Busted Offering Services in Exchange For $2.14 Worth of Taco Bell A Guy Attacks His Waiter When ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/16/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy Bills a Woman For Half the Cost of Their First Date When She Turns Down a Second Date A Guy’s Pet Squirrel Attacked a Burglar The States Where You’re Most and Least Likely to Catch an STD (NC-17) The Newest Trend Is Flash Freezing Your Genitalia . . . So It Looks ... Read More »