Happy Hump Day Everyone! I have 2 pairs of tickets to the All Star Tour over at the Nile Theater (Aug 3rd) burning a hole in my pocket. The two people with the funniest caption will score a pair. The only catch is you cant swear or use the word "fat"! Be creative and go!


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RobHutchison2 - Ow, my spine!!!
BenDumoch2 - WHALE HO!!!
KarenTroxel2 - if it falls it could be the death of us all!!
Ahkawasaki - Here I come brady!
LovelyDollface13 - a wild snorlax appeared to desimate the weak
sXeIzzyMurder - Fans came to this show expecting to be blown away by the brutality of Behemoth. Little did they know they would be ********* by one.
dkh420 - All was well on stage, until someone touched Sally's nachos.
Ajew@99Cstore - and here comes peter griffin with the stage dive!
MikeClark2 - Who says pigs don't fly?
travisowen87@yahoo.com - I said Into The Pit not Kill it!
JohnMahnke - Who said they wanted to see my cameltoe up close?
ErikJagos - BREAKING NEWS!!!! Lamb of God vocalist Randy Blythe has been freed from a Czech Republic prison after a new photo has emerged of the alleged culprit, who killed a fan after she was tossed into the crowd, striking the victim in the head.
AdamBowman - The Ultimate **** Dive Cannonball!!!!
RV - the fans started chanting "tripple lumpy! tripple lumpy!"
Dirty Merle - My Moose knuckle carpet matches the drapes...Wanna sniff?
Dirty Merle - I Said...MY RED ROCKIN MOOSE KNUCKLE carpet matches the drapes... EAT IT!!!
Into the Pit - Thank you for the entries! We'll be getting a hold of the winners through email tomorrow!