You Want A New Austrian Death Machine Record?

Tim Lambesis (As I Lay Dying and Austrian Death Machine) has a hilarious idea up his sleeve to try and get the new ADM record, Triple Brutal, produced. Tim has been intrigued with crowd sourcing lately and noticed that a lot of other band are doing it. He is putting his own spin on it of course by making various tiers of rewards for donating a certain amount of money. Some of the few that stand out are a punch to Tim's stomach for $69, $250 will make Tim wear a T-shirt with your face on it during a show and for $5000 he will tattoo your initials on his ass. I noticed that there is a limit of 2 on the last one. If you want to see all the killer options to contribute to Triple Brutal, click HERE.

I really like the Austrian Death Machine shirts too:

Where's the shirt about Arnold smoking pot and inappropriately touching women?

If you want the full details on this project you can watch this video, you kids love your videos.

This is probably one of the most hilarious and inventive crowd sourcing projects I have seen. Thank you Tim for having a sense of humor and reinventing something I was getting annoyed with already. All of you should donate because these records are amazingly entertaining. Now I just need to save up $250 because I will never make it to $5000, plus that is really weird.