So the saxophone player from Men at Work was found dead yesterday. Some say it was murder, to which I say "good!" Somebody needed to pay for all the horrible 80's saxophone solos in all the horrible 80's music! Who decided that saxophone solos needed to replace guitar solos anyway? No woman has ever said "hey, check out that sax player!" Guitar = chicks, saxophone = back rub from drunken, cross eyed amputee! Seriously though, imagine Metallica's “Master of Puppets” or Slayer's “Angel of Death” with a freakin’ sax solo in the middle?
Hey, INXS, Quarterflash, and Huey Lewis & The News, keep an eye on your Saxophonist, the “Sax Stalker” is coming for you next!
(The Big Red Radio does not condone the harming of any woodwind player)