UCrew Update

New York Jets Player Was Masturbating In Car

New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow was arrested last November for pot possession and now a witness says Winslow was not only smoking the reefer but yanking on himself inside of the car. What confuses us is here you are a player with a good amount of money in the bank why the hell are you smoking pot and tugging on yourself in a public parking lot. The witness had this to say about what went on:

 

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

 

The police report states that Winslow’s junk was not exposed when they arrived on the scene but they did see two open containers of Vaseline sitting in the center of the car’s console. Poor guy…