It’s coming down to the wire this holiday season with the last real weekend of Christmas bearing down upon us. Every Best Buy, Pier 1 Imports and mall will be puking out the doors filled with savages trying to buy the perfect gift to make this year’s Christmas the “best” one ever--and for quite a few, it’s also making stress levels pique into the red.
Unless you’re the seasoned pro at finding the best gifts at the last minute, the rest of the over-worked and highly-stressed world are up late at night screen shopping on Amazon.com saying to themselves, “Hell, I don’t know if Casey will like this stained-glass art sculpture, but wow! I didn’t know they sold Tabasco in gallon jugs!”
And to add more shit to the pile, your dickhead boss is telling you that you’re going to have to pull some extra hours on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday this next week that is going to cut into your last-minute shopping time.
Oh, and your overly-needy hot girlfriend, Casey, isn’t making your life any easier because she feels the need to text you every three minutes about the latest office gossip. You can’t forget that she’s also laying into you about your ”chores” for when you get off work: walk her dog, pick up her kids, clean her kitchen mess, and BUY HER CHRISTMAS PRESENTS (as she has specified).*
And this is only scratching the surface before you’re ready to explode.
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*If you’re in this relationship you should just kill yourself now.