Today is Tax Day: Pantera Bassist Owes Like a Muhfkkr!

For the slackers out there who weren’t aware, today is the last day to file your taxes for 2012.  Some of the real geniuses are saying, “Nooooo, it was on the 15^th!”  Good thinking, jackass!  The 15^th fell on the weekend and when have you ever heard of a government agency working on a weekend?  But for the real Einsteins, the conception of tax time hasn’t existed since their third divorce.

Don’t feel like you’re special, though.  If you haven’t filed your taxes for the last few years, it’s likely you don’t owe the amount that Pantera/Kill Devil Hill bassist, Rex Brown, owes to the Fed.  According to USAToday.com, the bassist owes nearly $450,000 in back taxes and penalties.  Oh, and with the release of the 20^th Anniversary of Pantera’s Vulgar Display of Power, the I.R.S. can seize all of Brown’s earnings made from current and previous album sales.

Rex just stole ya thunda…

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