Caption Contest for U-Fest Tickets - April 17th, 2012 until 11:59PM

Tonight's picture is a chance for you to showcase your wittiness to the the world--the world of 98 KUPD staffers---by giving us your best caption to this nerdy superhero.  The winner tonight will be going to U-Fest 2012 on April 28th, 2012.

Of course, there are a few rules that go along with tonight's contest, so let's get them out of the way:

1. Login to 98 KUPD's website through your username or by using your Facebook account.

2. Your caption ON THE 98 KUPD WEBSITE is your official entry.  Captions on Facebook are more than welcome, but are not counted.

3. You are more than welcome to place as many captions as you want, but remember that your first caption will be the one that is counted for entry.

4. There are other ways to be funny than being crude toward a person, race, or creed.  Any captions that are in poor taste is at the discretion of KUPD staffers.  If we find it offensive, you will be disqualified from the contest.

5. Captions will be accepted until 11:59 P.M. Arizona time.

6. Winners will be contacted the following business day by either phone or email.

7. MUST BE A LEGAL RESIDENT OF ARIZONA.

8. Bring your A-Game and GOOD LUCK!

Comments

allyslobig11 - Ok guys seriously sticking my ***** in drying cement isnt funny anymore! So until I am removed we will PLANK!  

AdalRobles2 - Look at me!!!! I believe I can fly and touch the sky like Superman!!!!  

jalamb416 - F U Superman!  

MarshallJohnson - OMG!!! Wild Diglett Appear out of F***ING NOWHERE!!!  

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Chris Tallcans - Harry potter keeps dropping his wond.. Butterfingers  

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Chris Tallcans - Harry potter keeps dropping his wond.. Butterfingers  

allyslobig11 - Good luck everyone!!!! :)

   

ColtonHartzell - my mind is telling me no but my body my body is telling me yesss!!!!  

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moya.tees - "Testicular Crushiolar!"  

Fyroni - 'Uh...did I win?'  

towguyaz - Its a bird, Its a plane, no its a Harry Potter *** planking.  

JenTaylor2 - Harry Potter wanna be trying to show off his moves, "oh ****, i dropped my wand"  

thecrackedrat - When will this god **** viagra where off

   

pinkytheclown - elephantitis to the ***!  

towguyaz - danananananananana plank man!  

navyseal69720 - Hey mom look at me I am an airplane not my belt got stuck in this wet cement

   

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Kayla Pompeo - 'cuz I'm white n' nerdy.  

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kfurtsch - look im planking on a bullethead!  

bubblesyall - TALK ABOUT A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE LOL  

JasonTorrence - Its not that I have a small *****..its that this thing has a huge hole!

   

AprilGutierrez2 - A part of APS's effort to save energy they're replacing all lightposts with wizards from Hogwarts school of magic. Tragically, one wizard dropped his wand in effort to ********** into the lightposts old socket. He's now frozen forever in ****** face. He will be missed.  

FreeBaseKUPD - It still cool to plank if it's on State ***** ***** right?  

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Josh Anderson - I knew I shouldn't of mixed the viagra and cealice pill.. thank god this giant mashmellow is here for me to ****... oooh look a stick!  

AprilGutierrez2 - As a part of APS's effort to save energy they're replacing all lightposts with wizards from Hogwarts school of magic. Tragically, one wizard dropped his wand in effort to masturbate into the lightposts old socket. He's now frozen forever in ****** face. He will be missed.  

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Josh Anderson - would this be considered the same thing as the sword in the stone??  

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Funktastic48 - right when i thought my **** couldnt get any smaller...bam, frosty the snomans fleshlight.  

T.Cyellowhair - quick i need a midget with tongs to get the quidige ball out of my ***!   

FreeBaseKUPD - I'd be so hard right now if this thing I'm planning on was black!  

TylerLucas - I will continue to look stupid until the Coyotes win a Stanley Cup.  

GeorgeKaufmann2 - I would pick up my wand but my ****** is stuck!  

JenaBerumen - The fun an innovative way spin the bottle is played at Hogwarts.
  

RyanOcampo - someone help me get my wand please? "dickhardasconcreteo" was the wrong spell...  

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Shannon Hernandez - Haha!! Good one Jena!! 

  

DebraleeLebeau - ******** told me we were going swimming. Now I look like a *** superman!  

aegarci29 - Hey Mom!, Look at me im planking, yes of course it would hurt if I had balls.  

robbail - The only proper way to **** with a boner

   

ErickRook2 - What!? Don't judge! No one wanted to play Tummy Sticks so here I am!  

JoshCalhoun - Dammit! Viagra is supposed help me GET wood!  

JohnVasquez - hey they were right...white kids can't jump!  

TimVerhoek - "Shane never realized Atomic Wedgies aren't actually nuclear and can't give you superpowers."

   

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Samuel Ogborn - It's a bird!  No it's a plane!  NO!!!  It's Binary Boy!  ***** do your homework faster than a speeding bullet, he can see everything (when he wears his glasses), and he doesn't fly, but uses his physics skills to ballance precariously on his statistically "average" but chemically induced erection.    

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Samuel Ogborn - i think i tried too hard...  

littlekibby - WTF are you looking at? Who says just because I'm Harry Potter I cant fly like superman? I was doing a **** good job until i dropped my stick and fell on this white thing. Actually, This white thing feels pretty nice ****** thing to action I have ever got... Maybe i'll just stay here for awhile.  

HarryOlsen - ummm yea it happened again.......no in cement this time  

littlekibby - Closest*  

TiffanyBates2 - O **** why did I have to hump wet cement and drop my wand so far away. Hmmm wonder if I call Ron will hermonie come with oooo hermonie ouch **** it cements starting to dry  

MichaelCoplan - R2D2 and Harry Potter-Just when we thought planking was dead they bring it back from the "Dark Side"  

JennRejano - Something's wrong with this ride..  

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veggie.potter - I used to be a superman like you, then I took a ground to the face.  

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