Tonight I got a text from Bret Vesely telling me that he and one of our sales guys went through the Fright Nights haunted house at Golfland in Mesa. Well, from what I understand, Vesely went through the entire haunted house with only being scared a few times while our sales guy, Ben nearly peed his pants! After I got Vesely's text, I began to wonder what my audience was really scared of. You know, there are certain things people have a phobia about, but which one takes the cake?
Black Widow Spiders
Great White Sharks
Clowns with a tattoo of a spider on their face
Sharks tattooed with a clown on their dorsal fin
Clowns riding a shark while being chased by a gigantic Black Widow Spider
A black woman whose husband died three years ago. Oh, and this black woman now loans out money to broke-ass losers.