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The Brady Report 12/11/17

 A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During a “Shop with the Sheriff” Event  Would You Give Up Alcohol, Social Media, or Your Hair to Wipe Out Your Student Loans? The Average American Spends $70,000 on Takeout During Their Life A Woman Says She’s Had Sex with 20 Ghosts, and She Likes Them Better Than Men 61% of People Worldwide Believe ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/8/17

 A Guy Was Speeding So Fast to a Booty Call He Didn’t Realize the Cops Were Chasing Him  A Bank Robber Says He Knew He’d Get Caught, but Just Hoped He’d Make It Through the Holidays First  The Most Popular Dog Names From 2017  We Unlock Our Phones For No Reason Almost 4,000 Times a Year  We Spend $1,600 a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/6/17

 A Guy Stabs His Roommate For Not Bringing Beer to His Party  GM Is Launching a New Feature That Lets You Shop While Driving JetBlue Is Giving Three People Unlimited Free Flights Next Year What Beer Are People Searching For the Most in Every State? A College Student Says She’ll Dress as a Christmas Tree For the Semester If She ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/5/17

 A Guy Realizes Someone Broke Into His House When He Sees the Toilet Seat Down J.C. Penney Is Opening a Pop-Up Shop Called “Jacques Penne”  80% of People Think Their Boss Is Totally Unnecessary  10% of People Have Gotten an STD From a Coworker at the Christmas Party?  The Number of Companies Serving Booze at Their Christmas Parties Has Plummeted ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/4/17

 A Guy in New York Tries to Make a Sword and Winds Up Setting 32 Buildings on Fire  A Man Is Caught Painting Arrows on the Road to Make His Commute Faster  An Amazon Delivery Woman Defecated in Front of Someone’s House  A Drunk Guy Cooks His Own Meal at Waffle House When He Finds the Staff Asleep  A Possum ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/1/17

(NC-17) A Guy Tries Threatening the Cops By Swinging a Large Sex Toy at Them  A Guy Tried to Intimidate a Lawyer by Torching His Car and Putting Flaming Dog Poop on His Porch . . . But…  82% of Women Over 40 Heard “You Look Good For Your Age” This Year  Cinnabon Is Making Chocolate Chip Cookies Stuffed With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/30/17

 A Drunk Woman Fights a Man During Trivia Night at a Bar, Then Runs Laps in the Parking Lot  A Guy Hid His Phone in a Potato Chip Bag to Keep His Boss From Tracking Him . . . While He Played Golf on… The Biggest Baby Naming Trends From the Year Included Disney Princesses, Cleveland Cavaliers Players, and…  American ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/29/17

Police Catch a Hit-and-Run Drunk Driver When She Stops to Pee in the Middle of the Street  Homes on Streets with Names Like “Butt Road” Are Cheaper Than Houses on Less Embarrassing Streets  Stupid Photo of the Day: The One Single Woman in Her Family’s Christmas Card Is Becoming a Viral Hero  You Can Now Register For Baby Gifts at ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/28/17

A Guy Committed Arson 12 Times Because He Was Stressed Over Job Hunting A Woman Is Arrested After Barking at Her Neighbor’s Dogs  An 8-Year-Old Ditched Her Mom on Black Friday, Stole Her Car, and Tried to Outrun the Cops Dictionary.com’s Word of the Year Is “Complicit”  Upside-Down Christmas Trees Are Becoming a Big Trend This Year 93% of Americans ... Read More »