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The Brady Report 7/9/18

 A Guy Named Benedict Went on an Egging Spree  A Terrorist Group Bans Plastic Bags Because They’re “a Serious Threat to the Wellbeing of Humans”  A New Prank Will Freak You Out With Ghost Messages on Your Bananas  People Who Buy Corvettes and Porsches Barely Ever Drive Them  Wearing a Tie Cuts Blood Flow to Your Brain by 8% Read More »

The Brady Report 5/7/18

 A Woman at a 7-Eleven Tries to Heat Up Pee For a Drug Test . . . But It Explodes in the Microwave A Contact Lens That Shoots Laser Beams From Your Eyes Now Exists  A Cockroach Crawls Into a Woman’s Ear . . . and It Takes Nine Days to Get Him Out If You Want to Remember Something, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/26/18

 A Woman Uses Someone Else’s Pee For a Drug Test . . . and It Tests Positive  Someone Just Created Crotchless Yoga Pants  There Are New Boxer Briefs That Store Your Junk “Upward” to Help It Breathe  The Best Way to Remember Your Vacations Isn’t Taking Pictures . . . It’s Drawing Them?  The New Trend Is “Helicopter Children” . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/6/18

 Remember That Dude Who Got Free Wendy’s “Nuggs” For a Year? Here’s How Many He Ate A Quarter of Parents Have a Favorite Child . . . and It’s Probably Your Youngest Sibling  41% of Women Say Facial Hair Makes Men Uglier . . . and 25% of Guys Who’ve Had Facial Hair Agree  Your Entire Relationship Hinges on Who ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/18

(NC-17) A Man Is Caught Having Sex with the Ninth Hole of a Golf Course  A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter  A Guy Is Stabbed During a Bar Fight . . . and Orders a Beer with the Knife in His Back Before Going to the…  Budweiser and Jim Beam ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »