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The Brady Report 5/7/18

 A Woman at a 7-Eleven Tries to Heat Up Pee For a Drug Test . . . But It Explodes in the Microwave A Contact Lens That Shoots Laser Beams From Your Eyes Now Exists  A Cockroach Crawls Into a Woman’s Ear . . . and It Takes Nine Days to Get Him Out If You Want to Remember Something, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/26/18

 A Woman Uses Someone Else’s Pee For a Drug Test . . . and It Tests Positive  Someone Just Created Crotchless Yoga Pants  There Are New Boxer Briefs That Store Your Junk “Upward” to Help It Breathe  The Best Way to Remember Your Vacations Isn’t Taking Pictures . . . It’s Drawing Them?  The New Trend Is “Helicopter Children” . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/6/18

 Remember That Dude Who Got Free Wendy’s “Nuggs” For a Year? Here’s How Many He Ate A Quarter of Parents Have a Favorite Child . . . and It’s Probably Your Youngest Sibling  41% of Women Say Facial Hair Makes Men Uglier . . . and 25% of Guys Who’ve Had Facial Hair Agree  Your Entire Relationship Hinges on Who ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/18

(NC-17) A Man Is Caught Having Sex with the Ninth Hole of a Golf Course  A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter  A Guy Is Stabbed During a Bar Fight . . . and Orders a Beer with the Knife in His Back Before Going to the…  Budweiser and Jim Beam ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »

INTO THE PIT Playlist March 4th 2018

Into The Pit Hosted By Marcus Meng Sunday Evenings 9pm-12am on 98KUPD Play List For Sunday 3/4/18, Episode #745 Artist Song Title Album Label Tombs Portrait Savage Gold Relapse Rammstein Zerstoren Rosenrot Universal Iced Earth Seven Headed Whore Incorruptible Century Media Vader Firebringer The Beast Metal Blade Testament Brotherhood Of The Snake Brotherhood Of The Snake Nuclear Blast Harms Way ... Read More »