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The Brady Report 2/20/18

 The Ten Sexiest Accents in the World . . . and American Is #8  Only 12% of Women Have Ever Asked a Guy to Send Them a Picture of His Junk  Lucky Charms Has Announced Its New Marshmallow: The Magical Unicorn  A Massive New Study Proves That the Key to Living a Long Life Is . . . Alcohol Read More »

The Brady Report 2/19/18

 A Woman Tries to Rip Off Her Boyfriend’s Junk After He Told Her to Clean the House  A Fight Breaks Out on a Plane When One Passenger Won’t Stop Breaking Wind The Most Patient Generation Is . . . Millennials? The New Proposal Trend Is Putting the Ring Inside of an Avocado  Who’s the Best President in History? Read More »

The Brady Report 2/16/18

A Man Shoplifts a Bunch of Underwear From Victoria’s Secret the Night Before Valentine’s Day  A Guy Agrees to Give a Stranger $20 For a $100 Bill . . . Which Turns Out to Be Fake  Coca-Cola Was Picked As the Best Soda of All Time . . . Pepsi Finished 12th  The States Where the Most Women Think They’re ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/14/18

 Stupid Photo of the Day #1: A Woman Tries Hiding From the Cops by Putting a Laundry Hamper Over Her Head  Stupid Photo of the Day #2: A Woman Climbs Into an X-Ray Machine to Stay with Her Purse  Eight Things That Make You Seem Classy, and Five That Don’t  The Card Game Uno Is Finally Getting a Sequel . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/13/18

 Police Catch a Burglar Who’d Use the Obituaries to Rob Dead People’s Relatives The Couple Whose Dream Boat Sank Has Raised Enough on GoFundMe to Buy Another Boat The Light From Your Phone Could Be Prematurely Aging Your Skin  How Do You Feel About Getting Naked in the Gym Locker Room?  The Majority of Married Couples Won’t Be Doing Anything ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/12/18

 A Guy’s Rectum Falls Out After He Sits on the Toilet Playing Video Games for Too Long  A Couple Sells Everything to Buy a Boat and Sail the World . . . It Sank on the Second Day Here’s How Long Snow Can Sit There and Still Be Safe to Eat  The Popular New Hot Dog Topping Is . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/8/18

 A Cop Robs a Bank and Gets Busted Less Than Five Minutes Later  A Guy Drops Acid, Covers Himself in Cooking Oil, and Fights the Cops  A Woman Sues Her Boyfriend When He Suddenly Vanishes . . . With Their Winning Lottery Ticket  How Long Can You Use the Same Sheets Before It’s Gross? The Average Person Says 35 Days ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/7/18

85% of Women Watch Porn at Work? Meditation Doesn’t Actually Make You a Better Person  People Drive More Recklessly Right After They Watch a “Fast and Furious” Movie  People Are Arguing Over How to Take Eggs Out of the Carton?  Fast Food Joints Actually Have Way Less Bacteria Than Fancy Restaurants Read More »

The Brady Report 2/5/18

 A Guy Named “Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller” Got Busted for Driving without a License  A Domestic Battery Charge Just Happened Over a Sting Song A Goose Hunter Is Knocked Unconscious When a Falling Dead Goose Lands on Him  There’s a New Beer That’s Flavored with Mace . . . Yes, the Self-Defense Stuff  New Mozzarella Stick-Flavored Chips Have Arrived 41% ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/2/18

 Kids Have Gotten So Used to Yelling Orders at Alexa and Siri That They’ve Lost All Manners  Olive Garden Just Rolled Out New Lasagna Nachos You Can Get Married at a Denny’s in Vegas for $99 on Valentine’s Day . . . But Pancakes Are Extra The Biggest Turn-Off When You Bring a Woman Home Is . . . Stealing ... Read More »