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The Brady Report 1/25/18

 Cops Are Hunting For a Taco Bell Employee Who Threw a “Hot Burrito” at His Boss  Two Guys Hauling 500 Pounds of Pot Get Pulled Over for Driving Too Slow  A Guy Tricks a Valet Into Giving Him Someone’s Ferrari . . . Then Gets Arrested When Cops Find Cocaine Inside Only 7% of Us Are Still Sticking to Our ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/23/18

 (NC-17) The Ten Most Popular Safe Words Couples Use During Sex  Half of Us Take Pictures of Our Food . . . Especially Stuff We Cooked  A Person Returned a Sandwich Because One Half Was Larger Than the Other  A Vigil For a Burned Down Taco Bell Drew 100 People Our Female Family Members Are the Most “Difficult” People in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/18

A Guy Is Arrested After a Fight With His Brother Over Cheesecake Portions A Donut-Eating Contest Winner Gets Arrested for Robbing a Donut Shop A Drunk Driver Is Busted When He Confuses a Bank of America Drive-Thru For a Taco Bell Want to Drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile? They’re Accepting Job Applications  A Guy Who Ate Sushi Every Day Pulls ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/19/18

 A Guy Punches Himself in the Face to Avoid a Breathalyzer A Man Calls in a Fake Bomb Threat to Stop His Wife From Having a Night Out With Her Friends  A Woman Who Attacked Her Boyfriend With a Knife Says She Just Wanted to Cuddle The New Trend in China Is Cat-Sniffing?  The Latest Things That Could Be Making ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/18/18

 A Guy Gets Hit by a Truck . . . Then Gets a Ticket For Jaywalking  Japan’s Plan to Keep Trains from Hitting So Many Deer Is to Make the Trains Bark Like Dogs?  The Most Popular Product at Trader Joe’s in 2017 Was Frozen Orange Chicken  51% of People Sometimes Skip Social Events to Hang Out With Their Dog ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/17/18

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine A Female Jack Sparrow Impersonator Is Sick of Looking for a Man, So She Marries a 300-Year-Old Ghost Pirate A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home, Holding Up His Head…  A Guy Tries to Avoid Baggage Fees by Wearing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/18

 A 20-Person Brawl Breaks Out at a Restaurant Over a Missing Phone . . . Which Was in the Lost-and-Found  A Couple Steal Credit Cards at Walmart . . . Then Get Away on Motorized Shopping Carts A Study Proves “Baby Brain” Is Real, and Most Pregnant Women Suffer from It  You Should Never Hold in Your Sneezes . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/12/18

 A Woman Skips Her Mother’s Funeral . . . To Steal Her Safe  A Man Stabs Himself in the Leg to Try to Get Out of a DUI  A Police Dog Easily Tracks Down a Guy Who Stole a Bunch of Steaks  40% of Americans Have Never Left the Country . . . and 11% Have Never Left Their State ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/10/18

 A Guy Who Injured His Testicles During a Robbery Is Suing the Owner of the Store  A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”  A Man Named Jamie Lee Curtis Was Arrested For Crashing a Stolen Pickup Truck  Cops Are Looking For a Criminal Who Has His Social Security Number Tattooed ... Read More »