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The Brady Report 1/9/18

 Two Guys Who Look Like Jim and Dwight from “The Office” Are Arrested For Robbery  A Man Lost Fantasy Football and Had to Spend 24 Hours at a Waffle House . . . Minus 20 Minutes for Every…  A Guy’s DeLorean Goes Up in Flames After an Accident . . . and Rite Aid Won’t Hook Him Up With an ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/8/18

 (NC-17) It Turns Out the Guy With the World’s Largest Junk Is a Fraud . . . He’s Seven Inches, Not 19  3% of Woman Say Eating McDonald’s Fries After Sex Will Help You Get Pregnant, Plus More Strange Tricks  A College Student in Florida Is Planning to Marry “Tetris” . . . After Her Previous Relationship With a…  If ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/5/18

 A Guy Is Busted When He Asks Cops For Directions to a Drug Deal  The Ten Things That Annoy Bartenders the Most  Tons of People Have Been Trying to Find Someone to Hook Up With During the Bomb Cyclone  McDonald’s Is Testing an Updated Version of Its Failed ’90s Arch Deluxe  A Woman Poses as Her Sister on Tinder, Puts ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/4/18

 (NC-17) An Inmate Claims the Drugs in His Rectum Weren’t His  Hooters Stock Skyrocketed After They Announced They’re Getting Into Cryptocurrency?  A Woman Thought She Had a Serious Bowel Disease . . . But She Had Just Swallowed a Ketchup Packet  Glitter from a Holiday Card Landed a Woman in the Hospital  A Guy Gets Out of a Ticket Because ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/3/18

 A Couple Is Arrested For Getting-It-On in a Booth at a Restaurant  Lightning Deaths Were at an All-Time Record Low Last Year  A Woman Was Hospitalized on Christmas Eve After Binge Eating Tamales  A Woman Says She Was Fired For Complaining About a Coworker’s Body Odor  The Top Night For Makin’ Babies in 2018 Was Last Night? Read More »

The Brady Report 12/15/17

 A Guy Set Fire to a Strip Club to Keep His Girlfriend Off the Pole  People Have Stopped Taking Ambulances and Started Taking Ubers  One in Three Adults Live With Roommates or Their Parents, Which Is an All-Time High  There’s Only One Point in a Woman’s Life When They’re Happier Than Men: When They’re Old and Their Husband…  More Cookies ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/14/17

 A Woman Wants the Cops to Focus Less on Her Friend Being Hit with a Garbage Can and More on a Pizza Place…  A Surgeon Admits to Signing His Initials on Patients’ Livers  The Last Random Internet Debate of the Year: How Do You Cut Your Toast?  39% of People Will Get Drunk Before Family Holiday Gatherings, Plus the Other ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/13/17

 A Babysitter Is Busted Using a Kid to Help Him During a Burglary  A Guy Tries to Intervene in a Couple’s Fight . . . and Gets Thrown Off a Bridge  American Men Last Longer in Bed Than Men Anywhere Else . . . But It’s Still Not Enough  Today Is National Ice Cream Day? Really? Anyway Here Are Some ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/12/17

 Two Tourists Lied About Being Robbed in Chicago to Have “Some Fun” Celebrating a Birthday More Than One in Seven People Have Lost Their Wedding Ring  The Average Couple Spends 132 Hours a Year Deciding What to Eat  Remember When People Could Submit Ideas for Oreo Flavors? Here Are the Three They’re Making  The 10 Best Cities for New Year’s, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/11/17

 A Guy Is Busted For Shoplifting During a “Shop with the Sheriff” Event  Would You Give Up Alcohol, Social Media, or Your Hair to Wipe Out Your Student Loans? The Average American Spends $70,000 on Takeout During Their Life A Woman Says She’s Had Sex with 20 Ghosts, and She Likes Them Better Than Men 61% of People Worldwide Believe ... Read More »