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The Brady Report 3/9/18

 (NC-17) Cunnilingus Is Causing Cancer A Man Pulls a Knife After He’s Caught Shoving Hostess Cupcakes Down His Pants  A Woman Snuck Into a College Graduation Posing as a Student, and Accepted Someone Else’s Diploma  A Guy Steals a Car . . . to Go to Court to Face Stolen Car Charges  The Hottest Internet Search on International Women’s Day ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/8/18

A Man Gets Run Over by His Own Car When He Tries to Run From the Cops Guys Ditch Their Broken-Down Car in the Middle of the Road to Get to a Big Bowling Tournament  A Woman Tries to Fool Her Probation Officer by Forging a Prescription for Medicinal Meth  Moving Back in With Your Parents Basically Ruins Their Lives ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/18

 Police Are Hunting For Someone Who Stole an Adam Sandler Autographed Jersey From “The Longest Yard”  A Man With the Middle Name “Trouble” Just Got Arrested Two Shoplifters Try to Get Away by Jumping a Fence . . . Into a Police Station Parking Lot Firefighters Have to Rescue a Guy Who Climbed a Huge Tree to Save His Drone ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/28/18

 A Man in Canada Flees a Crime Scene by Riding a Block of Ice Down a River  A Woman Squeezes Through a Tiny Slot in a Claw Game to Steal Seven Stuffed Animals  A Guy Is Busted For Stealing Meatballs Thanks to the Sauce All Over His Face  A Buyer Pulls Out of a $1.8 Million Real Estate Deal When ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/27/18

A Guy Thinks He’s on the Wrong Flight and Jumps Down the Emergency Slide . . . Turns Out It Was the Correct…  A Community Theater Actor Gets Into a Police Chase Because He Doesn’t Want to Miss His Performance  America’s Most Wanted Deadbeat Dad Was Finally Busted After He Tried to Run a Scam Involving Maraschino…  People Who Take ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/23/18

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and Gets Arrested  A Guy Tries to Pistol-Whip His Victim, and Shoots Himself in the Hand  A Car Thief Tries to Tell the Cops He’s Matthew McConaughey Despite Almost No Resemblance  New York University’s Dining Hall Serves Collard Greens and Kool Aid For Black History Month Stupid Photo of the Day: A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/18

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . . Which Spreads to 19 Other Homes  The Ten Most Popular Spring Break Destinations for 2018  The Ten Worst Things People Have Heard Someone Say During Sex  Identical Twin Brothers Are Getting Married to Identical Twin Sisters in a Joint Wedding This Summer  The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/18

 A Nasty Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by Throwing Her Feces at a Security Guard A Woman Is Arrested For Calling 911 Over Her Clogged Toilet and Issues with Her TV Cops Are Hunting For a Woman Who Stole Packages in Just a Bra  The Best and Worst Noises to Make During Sex A Couple Sues Their Wedding Photographer For ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/20/18

 The Ten Sexiest Accents in the World . . . and American Is #8  Only 12% of Women Have Ever Asked a Guy to Send Them a Picture of His Junk  Lucky Charms Has Announced Its New Marshmallow: The Magical Unicorn  A Massive New Study Proves That the Key to Living a Long Life Is . . . Alcohol Read More »

The Brady Report 2/19/18

 A Woman Tries to Rip Off Her Boyfriend’s Junk After He Told Her to Clean the House  A Fight Breaks Out on a Plane When One Passenger Won’t Stop Breaking Wind The Most Patient Generation Is . . . Millennials? The New Proposal Trend Is Putting the Ring Inside of an Avocado  Who’s the Best President in History? Read More »