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The Brady Report 6/20/19

It Would Take the Average Person Seven Years to Blow Through $10 Million . . . Here’s How We’d Spend It The Newest Version of Monopoly Is Cashless . . . with a Voice-Activated Banker Here Are the Most and Least Independent States in the U.S. 95% of Americans Say They Hate Mornings 37% of People Have Had a “Eureka” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/30/19

A Burglar Drops a Trail of Money After a Break-In . . . and the Cops Follow It to Him An Unflushed Toilet Sparks a Plunger-Swinging Brawl Between Two Roommates A Cheating Husband Agrees to Ride Naked on the Roof of a Car to Save His Marriage A Guy With a Full Back Jar Jar Binks Tattoo Says He’s Had ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/29/19

A Driver Runs off During a Police Chase . . . Leaving Behind His Prosthetic Leg Wearing a Croc A Woman Spanks Her Stepson With a Belt for Missing Curfew . . . He’s 26 An 81-Year-Old Man Follows His GPS to the Wrong Place 1,000 Miles Away . . . Then Crashes Pizza Hut Just Redid Its Pizza Recipe ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/28/19

Cops Are Looking for a Woman Who Stole $800 Worth of Vodka and Toilet Paper From Walmart A Man Says He Stole $1,450 From Arby’s Because the Money Was “Calling out” to Him A Guy Fleeing Police Gets Caught After Accidentally Filling His Tank with Diesel A Woman Tried to Eavesdrop on Her Neighbors . . . and Got Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/19

A Drunk Wedding Crasher Tried to Cut in on the Couple’s First Dance People Are Flocking to a Tough Hike in Scotland . . . to See Driftwood That Looks Just Like a Naked Lady Pornhub Is Selling a New Men’s Bathing Suit That Hides Your Excited Junk Amazon Is Making a New Wearable Device That Can Detect Your Emotional ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/19

Some Idiot Says He Didn’t Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was “Receiving Sexual Acts” From His Passenger A Guy Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery A Man Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At A Suspect Says He’ll Turn Himself in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/19

A Guy in England Steals a Double Decker Bus to Drive to a Pub A Fight Over Hedgehog Custody Leads to a Woman Hitting Her Mom A Woman Coated Her Car in Cow Poop to Keep It Cool A Mayor Is Trying to Get People to Move to His Town by Offering Free Viagra A Guy Wakes up from a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/20/19

PA Guy Hid in a Bar Until It Closed . . . Then Started Drinking for Free A Woman Assaults Her Boyfriend for Not Celebrating Her Birthday Do Not Kiss a Cow for a Viral Challenge We’ll Drive Six-And-A-Half Hours to Avoid Having to Fly A New Study Found the Three Exercises Men Can Do to Improve Their Performance in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/19

A 900-Pound Man Facing a Drug Conspiracy Charge Had to Be Cut out of His House to Appear in Court A Man Facing a Racism Lawsuit Says He Can’t Be Racist . . . His Dog Is Black Oreo Has Five New Flavors Coming out This Summer A Bride Gets Upset After a Guest Shows up with 10 Tupperware Containers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/6/19

A Couple Had Sex on the Sidewalk . . . Right in Front of a Police Headquarters A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops with a Horrible Blond Wig . . . But It Doesn’t Work If You’re Over 30, You Might Need a New Booster Shot . . . Because Anti-Vaxxers Have Brought Measles Back A Woman Cleaning Near ... Read More »