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The Brady Report 2/12/19

A Boston Cop Is on Leave After Two Prostitutes Stole His Service Weapon A Guy Celebrates His 66th Birthday by Smashing Into and Mooning Other Drivers “Rage Yoga” Is Yoga . . . but with Beer, Yelling, and Cursing The Top Ten Ways People Use Their Dogs to Spot Red Flags in Their Dates 46% of Us Have Flirted with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/11/19

A Man Is Arrested for Projecting a Porno on His Garage Door A Wedding Turns to Chaos When the Groom Hits on and Gropes an Underage Waitress, Then Brawls A Guy Tried to Scam an Elderly Man . . . Who Happened to be the Former Head of the FBI and CIA There’s a New Ice Cream That Claims It’ll ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/8/19

Gucci Has Apologized for Its New Turtleneck That Looks Like Blackface Is It Cool to Crowdfund Your Wedding . . . or Is That Tacky? A Guy Named Dave Assman Is Upset He Can’t Get His Name on a Personalized License Plate Booze-Filled Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream Is Finally Available in the U.S. Pre-Crushed ‘Drinkable’ Potato Chips Are Now a Thing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/6/19

A Guy Opens Fire When He Catches His Wife Getting-It-On with Their Friend in the Hot Tub A Runner in Colorado Was Attacked by a Mountain Lion . . . and Had to Kill It with His Bare Hands The Ten Best Cities for Valentine’s Day in 2019 People Trapped Inside Due to the Polar Vortex Spent Their Time . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/5/19

A Lady Is Arrested for Hitting Her Boyfriend with a Frozen Pork Chop A Woman Stole a Credit Card . . . Then Used It to Buy a Winning Lottery Ticket A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but it was a Creepy Guy Trying on Her Clothes A Cryptocurrency Company Lost $137 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/29/19

It’s So Cold in Chicago There’s a Crime Spree of People Stealing Canada Goose Coats Louis Vuitton Is Coming Out with a $2,500 “Luxury” Version of Jenga The Top 10 Cities to Be an NFL Fan . . . and Boston Isn’t #1? Here Are America’s Top Ten Fears A Company Is Planning to Sell Coffee Beans That Were Heated ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/28/19

Police Find a Guy’s Drug Dealing Operation Because He Couldn’t Stop Fondling Himself in Target Fitting Rooms A Thief Gets a Surprise When He Steals Some Pain Killers . . . and They Turn Out to Be Laxatives A Bank Robber Used an E-Scooter to Get Away . . . and the Cops Identified Him from the Data Update: The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/25/19

A Domino’s Driver Calls the Cops on a Customer Who was Pleasuring Himself When She Showed Up A Teenager Dropped Acid at School and Groped His Teachers One in Five People Have Pulled an All-Nighter to Binge Watch a TV Show A Guy Live-Tweeted His Stepson’s Attempt to Sneak a Girl Out of the House After a One-Night Stand The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/7/18

 A Woman at a 7-Eleven Tries to Heat Up Pee For a Drug Test . . . But It Explodes in the Microwave A Contact Lens That Shoots Laser Beams From Your Eyes Now Exists  A Cockroach Crawls Into a Woman’s Ear . . . and It Takes Nine Days to Get Him Out If You Want to Remember Something, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/26/18

 A Woman Uses Someone Else’s Pee For a Drug Test . . . and It Tests Positive  Someone Just Created Crotchless Yoga Pants  There Are New Boxer Briefs That Store Your Junk “Upward” to Help It Breathe  The Best Way to Remember Your Vacations Isn’t Taking Pictures . . . It’s Drawing Them?  The New Trend Is “Helicopter Children” . ... Read More »