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The Brady Report 5/7/18

 A Woman at a 7-Eleven Tries to Heat Up Pee For a Drug Test . . . But It Explodes in the Microwave A Contact Lens That Shoots Laser Beams From Your Eyes Now Exists  A Cockroach Crawls Into a Woman’s Ear . . . and It Takes Nine Days to Get Him Out If You Want to Remember Something, ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/26/18

 A Woman Uses Someone Else’s Pee For a Drug Test . . . and It Tests Positive  Someone Just Created Crotchless Yoga Pants  There Are New Boxer Briefs That Store Your Junk “Upward” to Help It Breathe  The Best Way to Remember Your Vacations Isn’t Taking Pictures . . . It’s Drawing Them?  The New Trend Is “Helicopter Children” . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/12/18

 A Guy Tries to Hold Off the Cops by Burning His Stairs, But Sets His Feet on Fire  (NC-17) A Naked Man Gets a Sex Toy Stuck in a Bad Place . . . and Wanders to a Gas Station For Help  Are the Secrets to Long Life Eating Dessert and Telling People Off?  Cankle Reductions Are the Hot New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/10/18

 A Woman Is Arrested For Beating Up a Man Using Her Boobs A Man Winds Up in the ER With “Thunderclap Headaches” After He Eats One of the World’s Hottest Peppers  Firefighters Rescued a 70-Year-Old Man Whose “Personal Body Part” Got Stuck in a Park Bench  Americans Are the Biggest TV Addicts in the World  Your Expensive Gym Clothes Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/9/18

 A Roofer Doesn’t Get Paid . . . So He Repossesses an Entire Roof A Woman Claims the Bag of Cocaine in Her Purse Must Have Been Blown in There by the Wind Doctors Pull a Three-Foot Phone Cable Out of a Guy’s Junk After He Used It to Try to Stop Itching  MIT Invented a New Device That Reads ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/6/18

 Remember That Dude Who Got Free Wendy’s “Nuggs” For a Year? Here’s How Many He Ate A Quarter of Parents Have a Favorite Child . . . and It’s Probably Your Youngest Sibling  41% of Women Say Facial Hair Makes Men Uglier . . . and 25% of Guys Who’ve Had Facial Hair Agree  Your Entire Relationship Hinges on Who ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/5/18

 A Woman’s Ancestry.com DNA Test Shows a Surprise Father . . . Her Parents’ Fertility Doctor  Our Lives Peaked at Age Nine . . . Plus the 10 Things We Miss the Most From Our Childhoods  76% of Us Prefer Coke Over Pepsi, Plus 11 More Brand Match-Ups A Golfer Snapped His Ankle Back Into Place After Dislocating It While ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/18

(NC-17) A Man Is Caught Having Sex with the Ninth Hole of a Golf Course  A Mom Used a Taser on Her Son to Wake Him Up For Church on Easter  A Guy Is Stabbed During a Bar Fight . . . and Orders a Beer with the Knife in His Back Before Going to the…  Budweiser and Jim Beam ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/18

A Man Ships Himself in a Crate to Steal Stuff From a Delivery Truck A Guy Is Mad at Roofers For Interrupting an Argument with His Girlfriend . . . So He Shakes Their Ladder…  A Wanted Criminal Gets Caught When He Mistakes a Police Cruiser for a Pizza Delivery Car  2% of Us Think the Earth Is Flat . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/18

 A Judge Is Caught Stealing His 23-Year-Old Neighbor’s Underwear  A Woman Put Vanilla Extract in Her Kids’ French Toast, Then Realized It Was PCP  A Guy Is Arrested After He Falls Through His Ex-Girlfriend’s Ceiling  Need a Summer Job? A Nudist Resort Is Searching For a Lifeguard  A Guy Wanders Into a Police Station For Help Breaking Up with His ... Read More »