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The Brady Report 11/22/17

 There’s Going to Be a Christmas Tree Shortage This Year  The Seven Holidays Where You’re Most Likely to Conceive a Baby . . . and Thanksgiving Is Number One  If You Really Want to Enjoy Thanksgiving Dinner, Make Sure to Eat a Lot of . . . Salad?  The Ten Topics That Are Most Likely to Start a Fight on ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/21/17

 A Guy Posts on Social Media Because He Thinks the Female Orgasm Is a Myth  Only 9% of Us Think We’re More Attractive Than Our Partner  It’s Not Your Imagination: Your Parents Like Your Younger Sibling More  Does Decorating for Christmas Super-Early Make You Happier? Plus Four Other Stats About Our Decorating Habits  There’s a Restaurant Serving a $76,000 Thanksgiving ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/20/17

 A Guy Is Released From Jail and Immediately Tries to Steal an Entire Train  A Man in Pennsylvania Gets His Dying Wish: To Be Buried With Cheesesteaks  KFC Has Created an “Internet Escape Pod” . . . Which Is a Tent That Blocks You From Getting a Signal  Two-Thirds of Kids Expect You to Buy Them Everything on Their Wish ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/17/17

 A Woman Crawls Through a McDonald’s Drive-Thru to Steal Food, Cash, and Happy Meal Toys  Have You Ever Snuck in a Text When Your Phone Was Supposed to be Off on a Plane?  Half of Women Have Used the Men’s Bathroom Because the Women’s Line Was Too Long  40% of Us Faked a Sick Day This Year . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/16/17

 An Elderly Couple Get Into a Brawl Over Dirty Underwear Left Around the House  A 67-Year-Old Woman Dressed as a Turkey Was Busted For Shoplifting $1,500 of Stuff  One in Three People Think It’s Totally Fine to Floss in Public? Loud Music at Bars Makes You Drink 31% More Alcohol  21% of People Wouldn’t Give Up Their Seat on a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/17

A Guy’s Cocaine Falls Out of His Hat When He’s in Court Facing a Drug Charge The Ten Best Ways to Settle Into a New Neighborhood . . . and the Ten Signs You’ve Become Part of the… Who Should Get the Armrests on an Airplane?  A Dad Wants a High School to Change Its Mascot Because Cheering For “Phoenix” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/17

 The Odds of You Dying from a Heart Attack During Sex Are Super Low  A Woman Calls the Cops on Her Boyfriend While She’s in a Car He Stole . . . to Try to Get the Reward Money  Domino’s Will Start Using Artificial Intelligence to Make Sure Your Pizza Isn’t Ugly  Pay Phones Still Make Hundreds of Millions of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/13/17

 A Bank Robber Is Caught After He Stops During His Getaway to Do an On-Camera News Interview  Getting Revenge Makes You Feel Worse in the Long Run  The National Toy Hall of Fame Has Voted in “Clue”, Wiffle Ball, and the Paper Airplane  Here Are All 50 States Ranked by Their Food  The Starbucks Holiday Drinks Have as Much Sugar ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/9/17

A Guy Straps Porno Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight  A Guy’s Alexa Randomly Starts Blasting Music While He’s Away, and the Cops Come to Break Up the Party  Only 22% of Drivers Admit They Use Their Horns? Listening to Christmas Music Too Early in the Season Is Bad For Your Mental ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/8/17

 A Woman Is Arrested For Using a 12-Pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon as a Weapon  A Suspect Gets Out of a Police Interrogation Thanks to His Loud Flatulence A Woman Discovers Her Husband’s Affair During a Flight . . . and Makes Such a Scene It Gets Diverted  Facebook’s Insane New Plan to Stop Revenge Porn Is . . . ... Read More »