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The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/23/18

A Man Who Just Starred in a Local Theater’s “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” Is Busted…  A “Serial Toilet Clogger” Is on the Loose in Wisconsin  Someone in Kansas Confused the Malaysian Flag for the American Flag Defaced With ISIS Symbols . . . Now…  Taco Bell Is Making Tortilla Chips That Taste Like Their Hot Sauces ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/22/18

Computer Viruses Have Dipped 17% Since the Start of Lent . . . Partly Because We’re Watching Less Porn “Phoneless Vacations” Went on Sale . . . and Immediately Sold Out  Here Are the Instagram Poses That Annoy Us the Most  20% of Us Have Peed in a Pool . . . 10% Have Peed in Someone Else’s Sink How ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/20/18

A Drunk Woman Mistakes a Jail Security Booth For a Drive Thru and Tries to Order a Breakfast Sandwich A Guy Was Busted on St. Patrick’s Day For Throwing Up Out of His Car Window While Driving Drunk  The Blockbuster in the North Pole Is Closing Down  Essential Oils Could Lead to Men Growing “Large Breasts”  The Hot Social Media ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/18

 Police Are Hunting For Someone Who Stole an Adam Sandler Autographed Jersey From “The Longest Yard”  A Man With the Middle Name “Trouble” Just Got Arrested Two Shoplifters Try to Get Away by Jumping a Fence . . . Into a Police Station Parking Lot Firefighters Have to Rescue a Guy Who Climbed a Huge Tree to Save His Drone ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/27/18

A Guy Thinks He’s on the Wrong Flight and Jumps Down the Emergency Slide . . . Turns Out It Was the Correct…  A Community Theater Actor Gets Into a Police Chase Because He Doesn’t Want to Miss His Performance  America’s Most Wanted Deadbeat Dad Was Finally Busted After He Tried to Run a Scam Involving Maraschino…  People Who Take ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/23/18

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and Gets Arrested  A Guy Tries to Pistol-Whip His Victim, and Shoots Himself in the Hand  A Car Thief Tries to Tell the Cops He’s Matthew McConaughey Despite Almost No Resemblance  New York University’s Dining Hall Serves Collard Greens and Kool Aid For Black History Month Stupid Photo of the Day: A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/18

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . . Which Spreads to 19 Other Homes  The Ten Most Popular Spring Break Destinations for 2018  The Ten Worst Things People Have Heard Someone Say During Sex  Identical Twin Brothers Are Getting Married to Identical Twin Sisters in a Joint Wedding This Summer  The ... Read More »