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The Brady Report 1/18/18

 A Guy Gets Hit by a Truck . . . Then Gets a Ticket For Jaywalking  Japan’s Plan to Keep Trains from Hitting So Many Deer Is to Make the Trains Bark Like Dogs?  The Most Popular Product at Trader Joe’s in 2017 Was Frozen Orange Chicken  51% of People Sometimes Skip Social Events to Hang Out With Their Dog ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/17/18

A Guy Gets a DWI For Drinking His Cat’s Mood Enhancement Medicine A Female Jack Sparrow Impersonator Is Sick of Looking for a Man, So She Marries a 300-Year-Old Ghost Pirate A 73-Year-Old Breaks His Neck in a Motorbike Accident . . . Then Drives Himself Home, Holding Up His Head…  A Guy Tries to Avoid Baggage Fees by Wearing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/18

 A 20-Person Brawl Breaks Out at a Restaurant Over a Missing Phone . . . Which Was in the Lost-and-Found  A Couple Steal Credit Cards at Walmart . . . Then Get Away on Motorized Shopping Carts A Study Proves “Baby Brain” Is Real, and Most Pregnant Women Suffer from It  You Should Never Hold in Your Sneezes . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/12/18

 A Woman Skips Her Mother’s Funeral . . . To Steal Her Safe  A Man Stabs Himself in the Leg to Try to Get Out of a DUI  A Police Dog Easily Tracks Down a Guy Who Stole a Bunch of Steaks  40% of Americans Have Never Left the Country . . . and 11% Have Never Left Their State ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/10/18

 A Guy Who Injured His Testicles During a Robbery Is Suing the Owner of the Store  A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”  A Man Named Jamie Lee Curtis Was Arrested For Crashing a Stolen Pickup Truck  Cops Are Looking For a Criminal Who Has His Social Security Number Tattooed ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/18

 Two Guys Who Look Like Jim and Dwight from “The Office” Are Arrested For Robbery  A Man Lost Fantasy Football and Had to Spend 24 Hours at a Waffle House . . . Minus 20 Minutes for Every…  A Guy’s DeLorean Goes Up in Flames After an Accident . . . and Rite Aid Won’t Hook Him Up With an ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/8/18

 (NC-17) It Turns Out the Guy With the World’s Largest Junk Is a Fraud . . . He’s Seven Inches, Not 19  3% of Woman Say Eating McDonald’s Fries After Sex Will Help You Get Pregnant, Plus More Strange Tricks  A College Student in Florida Is Planning to Marry “Tetris” . . . After Her Previous Relationship With a…  If ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/5/18

 A Guy Is Busted When He Asks Cops For Directions to a Drug Deal  The Ten Things That Annoy Bartenders the Most  Tons of People Have Been Trying to Find Someone to Hook Up With During the Bomb Cyclone  McDonald’s Is Testing an Updated Version of Its Failed ’90s Arch Deluxe  A Woman Poses as Her Sister on Tinder, Puts ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/4/18

 (NC-17) An Inmate Claims the Drugs in His Rectum Weren’t His  Hooters Stock Skyrocketed After They Announced They’re Getting Into Cryptocurrency?  A Woman Thought She Had a Serious Bowel Disease . . . But She Had Just Swallowed a Ketchup Packet  Glitter from a Holiday Card Landed a Woman in the Hospital  A Guy Gets Out of a Ticket Because ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/3/18

 A Couple Is Arrested For Getting-It-On in a Booth at a Restaurant  Lightning Deaths Were at an All-Time Record Low Last Year  A Woman Was Hospitalized on Christmas Eve After Binge Eating Tamales  A Woman Says She Was Fired For Complaining About a Coworker’s Body Odor  The Top Night For Makin’ Babies in 2018 Was Last Night? Read More »