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The Brady Report 1/19/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A College Is Looking For a Professor of Legos . . . and You Can Apply Do You Really Need to Wash New Clothes Before You Wear Them? A Guy Returns a Library Book That’s 100 Years Overdue (NC-17) A New Device Provides Smells For Your Virtual Reality Porn A Guy Tells a Woman ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/12/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Man Got Fired for Skipping Work for His Son’s Birth, but He’s Getting Tons of Job Offers The Predictions For the Hottest Baby Names in 2017 Include Beatrice, Thor, and Zelda The 10 Most Hated Companies in America A Man Got Stuck in a Wall While He Was Looking for a Secret Pool ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/11/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Which Girl Scout Cookie Is the Best? (NC-17) Science Says You Need to Start Pleasuring Yourself at Work (NC-17) A Guy Is Caught Shaving His Hair-Down-There With a Knife in a Bullet Train Bathroom According to a new study, the NFL players who draw the most penalties also get ARRESTED the most A bunch ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/10/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Two Ways to Get a Bigger Glass of Wine at Restaurants A Guy Gets Into a Three-Hour Armed Police Standoff After Someone Takes a Bite of His Grilled Cheese People have been posting photos on Twitter of animals that look crazy without hair or feathers . . . like bears, hedgehogs, and owls A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: A Guy Hired 50 Strippers to Dance on Jeeps at His Father’s Funeral There’s Only a 34% Chance Anyone Will Respond to an Email You Send Zombies Would Totally Wipe Out Humanity in 100 Days or Less A Woman Drives Into a River to Avoid the Cops . . . and Keeps Drinking Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/6/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: The Best Job in America This Year Is Making Apps The “Washington Post” Celebrates Women by Accidentally Using the Symbol for Men A Woman Threatens to Kill Some Lottery Officials Because She Never Wins (NC-17) Six Stats from Pornhub’s Year-in-Review A Man Who Hid a Camera in His Neighbor’s Bathroom Says He Thought She ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/4/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Would You Get-It-On With a Guy in Cargo Shorts? Socks and Sandals? An NFL Jersey? A Principal Who Was Fired For Constantly Being Late Loses Her Appeal . . . Because She Filed It Late 2016 Really Was a Crazy Year for Celebrity Deaths A Guy Celebrates the New Year by Belly Flopping Onto ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/3/17

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Brady Report Brought To You By: More Women Got Knocked Up Last Night Than Any Other Day of the Year Only 31% of People Think 2016 Was a Terrible Year The First Selfie Injury of 2017: A Tourist in Thailand Was Bitten by a Crocodile A Pit Bull Attacked a Woman For Trying to Put It in a Christmas Sweater ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/15/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: America Is Facing a Whipped Cream Shortage Just in Time For Pie Season Aquarius Women Had the Most Sex in 2016 . . . Aries Had the Least Would You Consider an Open Marriage? Only 40% of People Can Smell Their Weird Pee After They Eat Asparagus A restaurant in the Netherlands is serving ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/13/16

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Brady Report Brought To You By: Women Expect $215 Worth of Christmas Gifts . . . Plus the Eight Things You Shouldn’t Buy Men Compete Harder Against Women Than Other Men A Guy Embezzled $1 Million and Blew It on Buying Weapons in an iPhone Game Apple Just Released 104 New Emojis, Including a Clown, Fist Bump, Bacon, and Black ... Read More »