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The Brady Report 7/25/19

Your Sexiest Physical Characteristic Is Your Smile . . . Number Two Is Average-Sized Junk Here’s the Most Popular Ice Cream Flavor in Every State . . . With Some Seriously Strange Picks A Study Finds a Great Way to Lose Weight Is . . . Stop Eating After 2:00 P.M. Have Trouble Sleeping? Take a Hot Bath 90 Minutes ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/8/19

A Woman Who Licked a Tub of Ice Cream Could Get 20 Years in Prison A Burglar Tries Using an Inversion Table During a Break-In . . . and Gets Stuck A Boy Stabs His Brother in the Arm . . . Because Jail Seemed Better Than “Eight Hours in the Car With Him” Cutting Back on Fatty Foods Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/03/19

 A Guy Broke Into a Restaurant . . . Stripped . . . Robbed the Place . . . Then Got Dressed and Left  A Woman Proves to Her Friends She Can Run in Heels and Gets Hit by a Car A Ferrari Driver’s Excuse For Doing 137? She Thought She Was Only Doing 100  A Porn Company Is Offering ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/24/19

A Guy Burned His Truck Rescuing People from a Fire, So Toyota Gave Him a New One . . . and Added Burn Marks A Suspect Throws His Poop at a Judge . . . and Still Gets Acquitted A Guy Tries to Pull Over His Ex-Girlfriend, but Pulls Over Three City Council Members Instead The Top 10 Cities Where ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/20/19

It Would Take the Average Person Seven Years to Blow Through $10 Million . . . Here’s How We’d Spend It The Newest Version of Monopoly Is Cashless . . . with a Voice-Activated Banker Here Are the Most and Least Independent States in the U.S. 95% of Americans Say They Hate Mornings 37% of People Have Had a “Eureka” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/30/19

A Burglar Drops a Trail of Money After a Break-In . . . and the Cops Follow It to Him An Unflushed Toilet Sparks a Plunger-Swinging Brawl Between Two Roommates A Cheating Husband Agrees to Ride Naked on the Roof of a Car to Save His Marriage A Guy With a Full Back Jar Jar Binks Tattoo Says He’s Had ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/29/19

A Driver Runs off During a Police Chase . . . Leaving Behind His Prosthetic Leg Wearing a Croc A Woman Spanks Her Stepson With a Belt for Missing Curfew . . . He’s 26 An 81-Year-Old Man Follows His GPS to the Wrong Place 1,000 Miles Away . . . Then Crashes Pizza Hut Just Redid Its Pizza Recipe ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/28/19

Cops Are Looking for a Woman Who Stole $800 Worth of Vodka and Toilet Paper From Walmart A Man Says He Stole $1,450 From Arby’s Because the Money Was “Calling out” to Him A Guy Fleeing Police Gets Caught After Accidentally Filling His Tank with Diesel A Woman Tried to Eavesdrop on Her Neighbors . . . and Got Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/19

A Drunk Wedding Crasher Tried to Cut in on the Couple’s First Dance People Are Flocking to a Tough Hike in Scotland . . . to See Driftwood That Looks Just Like a Naked Lady Pornhub Is Selling a New Men’s Bathing Suit That Hides Your Excited Junk Amazon Is Making a New Wearable Device That Can Detect Your Emotional ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/19

Some Idiot Says He Didn’t Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was “Receiving Sexual Acts” From His Passenger A Guy Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery A Man Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At A Suspect Says He’ll Turn Himself in ... Read More »