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The Brady Report 5/18/18

 A Guy with a “Will Work For Beer” Sign Is Arrested For Being Dangerously Drunk  A Viral Petition Wants to Replace the Word “No” with “Yesn’t”?  The New Drug Craze For Middle-Aged Women Is “Brieing” . . . That’s Shoving Your Ecstasy Into a Piece of… It’s National “No Dirty Dishes Day” . . . Here are the Top 10 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/17/18

 A Woman Angrily Poops on the Floor of a Tim Hortons and Throws Her Feces at the Staff A Thief Who Can’t Stop Yawning Steals a Shopping Cart Full of Red Bull  A Woman Used Her Boyfriend’s Full Name in Her Graffiti Love Messages  A Couple Can’t Get Their 30-Year-Old to Move Out . . . So Now They’re Going ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/16/18

 A Guy Is Shocked He Was Busted For Taking Upskirt Photos at Walmart Since His Lawyer Told Him It Was Legal  A Burglar Is Caught on a Security Camera Stopping to Dance in the Middle of His Break-In Here Are the Drunkest and Least Drunk Cities in America  Hummus Shakes Are Now a Thing? A Woman Got Fired for Baking ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/15/18

 A Drunk Guy’s Roommates Drew on His Face, So He Retaliated by Setting the Garage on Fire  A Mother and Son Are Arrested After an Argument About Getting Drunk on Mother’s Day A Mom Renames Her Son to Match Her Tattoo Artist’s Misspelling  Jeans with the Butt Cheeks Ripped Out Are Now on Sale  “Short Man Syndrome” Is Real, According ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/18

 A Guy Got Shot During an Argument About Peach Cobbler  A Man Tries to Hide His Legless Fugitive Girlfriend Inside a Plastic Storage Container (NC-17) A Woman Is Up to 600% More Likely to Climax If She Blows Her Nose Before Getting-It-On  Some Parents Are Changing Fairy Tales to Make Them More Politically Correct  The Top Baby Names Last Year ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/10/18

 Sharks Have Surprisingly Sophisticated Taste in Music  Warning: Don’t Wear Yoga Pants For an MRI, or They Could Burn to Your Skin  Couples Who Split the Chores Evenly Have More Sex  72% of Women Own More Than 21 Pairs of Shoes  40% of Us Think Our Mom Has Pretended to Like a Mother’s Day Gift Read More »

The Brady Report 5/9/18

A Man Took Too Long at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru, So a 91-Year-Old Behind Him Fired a Warning Shot  There Are New Self-Chilling Cans That Can Instantly Cool Themselves . . . and They’re at 7-Eleven?  Google’s New Products Will Write Emails and Make Phone Calls For You Pornhub is now selling socks with porn stars’ faces on them . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/18

 A Guy Gets Out of Prison For Bank Robbery . . . and Robs the Same Bank the Next Day  A Couple Gets Into a Drunk Brawl Just a Few Hours After Their Wedding  “Diet Vodka” Is Now Coming From Ketel One  Photo of the Day: A Poorly-Phrased Dedication on a Park Bench Is Going Viral  Important News: The Terms ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/18

The Cops Have to Intervene When a Woman Who’s Sexually Attracted to Vehicles Runs Through Traffic  Budweiser’s New Beer Is Based on George Washington’s Recipe From 1757  Someone Figured Out the Temperatures That Make People Say It’s “Hot As Balls” or “Cold As Hell” Facebook Just Announced a Brand New Feature That Will Basically Turn It Into a Dating Site ... Read More »