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The Brady Report 4/3/19

A Woman Who Pleasured Herself on a Train Is Now a Fugitive A Guy Calls the Cops About a Strange Noise in His Attic . . . and They Find His Meth Lab Two Students Hack Their High School’s Network to Get Out of Taking Tests Two Politicians Named Matthew MacKay Are Running Against Each Other A Judge Accidentally Resigned ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/1/19

A Group of Thieves Try to Steal a Bank Safe by Slowly Dragging It Away with a Front-End Loader A Man Is Arrested for Getting into a Nude Fight with Himself A Bride Embezzled $93,000 to Get a Butt Lift Before Her Wedding A Study Finds That Having a Beard Amplifies Your Emotions Is Tinder Really Rolling Out a New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/19

A Guy Graffitis “Dalai Lama” on a Building, Then Gets Arrested Again Hours Later for Spitting in a Woman’s… A Man Cut a Hole in a Target’s Roof to Attempt a “Mission: Impossible” Burglary A Former Employee Sues Hampton Inn . . . Because His Boss Tried to Force Him into an Exorcism An 82-Year-Old Woman on Tinder Says She’s ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/19

A Guy Is Busted with Fake Pee for a Drug Test . . . and Tries to Blame It on His Wife’s Fetish A Drunk Driver Tries to Cover the Smell of Booze on His Breath by Spraying Axe Body Spray in His Mouth A Woman in China Gives Birth to Twins from Different Dads After She Cheats on Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/6/19

Popeyes Gave Out Mardi Gras Bead Necklaces That Hold Your Fried Chicken “Ashes to Go” Is Huge on Ash Wednesday, Because Everyone’s Too Busy for Church? A Two-Inch “Micro” Designer Handbag Is on Sale for the Low, Low Price of $522 Instructions on How to Win $10,000 Were Buried in an Insurance Policy’s Fine Print . . . and Someone… ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/4/19

A Guy Trapped in Snow Survived Five Days on Packets of Taco Bell ‘Fire Sauce’ A Guy Faked His Own Kidnapping to Avoid Paying His Super Bowl Squares Debt An Unemployed Millennial Assaults Her Mom with a Phone for Not Driving Her to Yoga Class Tiny Tattoos on Your Ears Are the Hot New Trend? Does Potato Salad Count as ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/19

A Thief Steals a Sled to Transport Other Stuff He Stole, and the Tracks Lead Cops Straight to His House A Woman Calls the Cops After a Dog Humps Her Dog at the Dog Park German Tax Officials Seize a Family’s Dog . . . Then Sell It on eBay The Average Person Has 4 Hours and 42 Minutes of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/28/19

An Out-of-Control SUV Smashed Right Through the Front of an AutoZone Police Catch a Suspect When a Fence Traps Him with a Giant Wedgie A Guy Faces 15 Years in Prison for Dipping His Junk in a Customer’s Salsa A Fight Over Buffet Crab Legs Turns into a Swordfight with Tongs Nike Is the Most Valuable Apparel Brand in the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/27/19

A Guy Goes Viral for Buying a Ton of Girl Scout Cookies . . . Then Gets Busted by the DEA for Drug Trafficking A Man Steals $33,000 in Rare Coins . . . and Cashes Them in for Face Value at a Coinstar Machine The More Porn You Watch, the More Likely You Are to Be Bisexual? Break Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/25/19

A Canadian Guy Calls 911 to Try to Rent a Zamboni A Man Busted with 500 Pounds of Pot Was Driving 30 Miles per Hour Under the Speed Limit A Guy with No Arms Stabs His Dad by Holding Scissors Between His Toes An Alligator Snatches a Golfer’s Ball Right Out of the Air A Brewery Is Selling a Beer ... Read More »