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The Brady Report 6/20/18

 A Guy With a Gun Tattoo on His Forehead Is Busted For Weapons Possession  Important Question: Is Male Chest Hair Hot or Not?  A New Pizza Box Turns Into a Table For Eating in Bed You Spend 284 Days of Your Life Dreaming About Being on Vacation A group in Vancouver pretended to sell unfiltered HOT DOG WATER as a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/19/18

 A Couple Gets Busted for Having Sex in an Intersection . . . and the Woman’s Been Arrested For That Before,…  A Woman Steals Back Her Stolen Car, So the Thief Steals Her Rental  The Best and Worst States For Summer Road Trips  Here Are the Ten States with the Most Psychopaths  Could Millennials Kill Tipping? Two-Thirds Always Tip Less ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/14/18

 A Woman Protects Her Family From a Fake Cop With Quick Thinking . . . and a Taco  A Girl at a Music Festival Somehow Got Her Head Stuck in a Tailpipe  77% of People Wish They Could Work From Home  There’s Now a Dippin’ Dots Cereal, and It Might Actually Be Good?  Wine-Flavored Water Now Exists . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/13/18

 A Woman Robs a CVS With a Knife But Says It Was Just a “Social Experiment”  A Waitress Is Busted For Skimming Customers’ Credit Cards on Her First Day  The Average Home Needs Nine Repairs Right Now . . . Plus the Ten We’re Most Likely to Put Off  The Way a Woman Walks Contributes to Her Sexiness as Much ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/12/18

 A Naked Burglar With a Rake Gets Beaten Up By a Guy With a Hammer  A Woman Gets a Sentimental Neck Tattoo . . . Then Realizes It’s Accidentally the Toronto Blue Jays Logo  There’s a New Whiskey Flavored with Beaver Anus  Domino’s Pizza Is Now Driving Around the Country Fixing Potholes? Read More »

The Brady Report 6/8/18

 A Guy Busted Carrying a Hatchet Says He Needs It For Protection From Florida “Scum Bags”  A Man Squirts Ketchup to Save His Wife During a Stabbing  Only Two States Like Wine More Than Beer, Plus Five More Stats About Our Drinking Preferences  The Majority of People Now Use Their Phone on the Toilet  Now Brides Are Telling Their Bridesmaids ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/7/18

 A Thief Threatens a Cashier and Says, “Remember My Face” . . . Then Gets Picked Out of a Lineup Two Years…  A Guy on LSD Gets Into a Police Chase Because He Thought He Was Playing “Grand Theft Auto”  A Couple With Meth Gets Caught Because They Were Having Sex in a Walmart Parking Lot  A Woman’s Bank Robbery ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/6/18

 A Cop Takes Down a Suspect With a Flying Can of Baked Beans  A Woman Bites Her Boyfriend For Blocking Her on Facebook  Two Friends Actually Followed Through on Their Pact to Get Married If They Were Both Single at 50  Now Brides Can Carry Pizza Bouquets Down the Aisle Instead of Flowers  Two-Thirds of Women Would Rather Marry a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/5/18

 A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away, and Hits Two Parked Cars and a Mailbox  (NC-17) A Guy Inserted a Footlong Eggplant Into Himself to Try to Cure Constipation  A Man Is Suing CVS For Ruining His Marriage . . . By Telling His Wife About His Viagra Prescription  Here Are the Best ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/4/18

 A Woman Says She Didn’t Lead the Cops on a High-Speed Chase . . . Her Doppelganger Must’ve Stolen Her Car  A Woman Who Never Washed Off Her Mascara Wound Up With Permanent Black Lumps in Her Eyes  An Off-Duty FBI Agent Does a Backflip on the Dance Floor . . . and Accidentally Shoots Someone  Should You Break Up ... Read More »