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The Brady Report 4/2/18

 A Judge Is Caught Stealing His 23-Year-Old Neighbor’s Underwear  A Woman Put Vanilla Extract in Her Kids’ French Toast, Then Realized It Was PCP  A Guy Is Arrested After He Falls Through His Ex-Girlfriend’s Ceiling  Need a Summer Job? A Nudist Resort Is Searching For a Lifeguard  A Guy Wanders Into a Police Station For Help Breaking Up with His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/18

 A Guy Claiming to Be Jesus Called 911 to Say He’d Returned to Earth and Broken Into a Pizza Hut  The Hot New Trend Is Gluing Flowers to Your Eyebrows, Obviously Dwelling on Your Failures Will Make Your Life Better?  A Man Has Been Diagnosed With the “World’s Worst” Case of Gonorrhea  A Woman Leaves Her Car Idling . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/22/18

Computer Viruses Have Dipped 17% Since the Start of Lent . . . Partly Because We’re Watching Less Porn “Phoneless Vacations” Went on Sale . . . and Immediately Sold Out  Here Are the Instagram Poses That Annoy Us the Most  20% of Us Have Peed in a Pool . . . 10% Have Peed in Someone Else’s Sink How ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/5/18

 A Woman Dumps Popcorn on a Kid’s Head for Talking During “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” A Man Gets a Ring Stuck on His Junk . . . Tries to Use Scissors to Get It Off . . . and They Get Stuck Too  A Guy’s Car Explodes After He Uses Body Spray and Lights a Cigarette Women Like One-Night ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/26/18

A Woman Intentionally Poops in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs . . . and a Valentine’s Day Card? A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Horse Down a Los Angeles Freeway  A College Student Finds Out Her Dad Is Not Her Father From an Experiment For Biology Class  A New Airline Lets You Get the Full Flying ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/23/18

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and Gets Arrested  A Guy Tries to Pistol-Whip His Victim, and Shoots Himself in the Hand  A Car Thief Tries to Tell the Cops He’s Matthew McConaughey Despite Almost No Resemblance  New York University’s Dining Hall Serves Collard Greens and Kool Aid For Black History Month Stupid Photo of the Day: A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/18

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . . Which Spreads to 19 Other Homes  The Ten Most Popular Spring Break Destinations for 2018  The Ten Worst Things People Have Heard Someone Say During Sex  Identical Twin Brothers Are Getting Married to Identical Twin Sisters in a Joint Wedding This Summer  The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/18

 A Nasty Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by Throwing Her Feces at a Security Guard A Woman Is Arrested For Calling 911 Over Her Clogged Toilet and Issues with Her TV Cops Are Hunting For a Woman Who Stole Packages in Just a Bra  The Best and Worst Noises to Make During Sex A Couple Sues Their Wedding Photographer For ... Read More »