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The Brady Report 5/14/18

 A Guy Got Shot During an Argument About Peach Cobbler  A Man Tries to Hide His Legless Fugitive Girlfriend Inside a Plastic Storage Container (NC-17) A Woman Is Up to 600% More Likely to Climax If She Blows Her Nose Before Getting-It-On  Some Parents Are Changing Fairy Tales to Make Them More Politically Correct  The Top Baby Names Last Year ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/10/18

 Sharks Have Surprisingly Sophisticated Taste in Music  Warning: Don’t Wear Yoga Pants For an MRI, or They Could Burn to Your Skin  Couples Who Split the Chores Evenly Have More Sex  72% of Women Own More Than 21 Pairs of Shoes  40% of Us Think Our Mom Has Pretended to Like a Mother’s Day Gift Read More »

The Brady Report 5/9/18

A Man Took Too Long at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru, So a 91-Year-Old Behind Him Fired a Warning Shot  There Are New Self-Chilling Cans That Can Instantly Cool Themselves . . . and They’re at 7-Eleven?  Google’s New Products Will Write Emails and Make Phone Calls For You Pornhub is now selling socks with porn stars’ faces on them . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/18

 A Guy Gets Out of Prison For Bank Robbery . . . and Robs the Same Bank the Next Day  A Couple Gets Into a Drunk Brawl Just a Few Hours After Their Wedding  “Diet Vodka” Is Now Coming From Ketel One  Photo of the Day: A Poorly-Phrased Dedication on a Park Bench Is Going Viral  Important News: The Terms ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/18

The Cops Have to Intervene When a Woman Who’s Sexually Attracted to Vehicles Runs Through Traffic  Budweiser’s New Beer Is Based on George Washington’s Recipe From 1757  Someone Figured Out the Temperatures That Make People Say It’s “Hot As Balls” or “Cold As Hell” Facebook Just Announced a Brand New Feature That Will Basically Turn It Into a Dating Site ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/1/18

 A Man Is Busted For Stealing Jorts From His Neighbor A Guy Tries to Escape From Jail Over a Razor Wire Fence Halfway Through His Four-Day sentence  Here Are the Five Worst People on a Plane and at a Hotel  The Top Ten Superpowers We’d Want to Have There’s a Rolex Watch with the Domino’s Pizza Logo . . . and ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/30/18

 A Man Flees From the Cops on a Motorcycle with an “XFELON” License Plate  A Woman Smashes Up a Popeyes When She Gets Their $4 Meal Confused with Wendy’s  (NC-17) Does Having Sex with a Robot Count as Sex?  Women Are Now Hiring Shrinks to Help Them Shop  If You Ask Siri to Define the Word “Mother” Twice, It Drops ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/27/18

 A Woman Tries to Rip Out Her Husband’s Catheter During a Drunk Fight  A Newspaper Delivery Guy Got Stabbed . . . and Kept Delivering Papers?  (NC-17) Cops Respond to a Call and Find an Erotic Bondage Session . . . Then Get Invited to Join  The Best Color to Wear on a First Date Is . . . Black ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/26/18

 A Woman Uses Someone Else’s Pee For a Drug Test . . . and It Tests Positive  Someone Just Created Crotchless Yoga Pants  There Are New Boxer Briefs That Store Your Junk “Upward” to Help It Breathe  The Best Way to Remember Your Vacations Isn’t Taking Pictures . . . It’s Drawing Them?  The New Trend Is “Helicopter Children” . ... Read More »