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The Brady Report 2/1/18

 A Guy Steals a Tow Truck as Revenge For Being Towed, Then Gets Into a Police Chase A Guy Blames the Cat For Dragging Another Woman’s Underwear Into His Bed . . . and Apparently, That’s the…  A Woman Finds Her Runaway Pet Tortoise Six Months Later . . . Across the Street Nevada Casinos Made a Record $26.2 Billion ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/31/18

 Cops Bust People Driving a Compact Car Stuffed to the Brim with Stolen Oranges How Many Dates Does It Take Before You’re Ready to Take a Trip with Someone? Apparently Not Many  When You Tell Someone “Maybe,” Does It Secretly Mean “No”?  The Internet Is Deeply Divided on Whether a Straw Has One Hole or Two You Should Eat Pizza ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/30/18

 A Stripper Knocked Out a Guy’s Tooth For Calling Her a “Bad Mother” . . . Now He’s Suing the Strip Club The 10 Healthiest Foods in the World Include Almonds, Fish . . . and Pork Fat? Someone Invented a Pop-Up Movie Theater That You Wear on Your Head  Millennials Are Way Worse Than Their Parents at Basic Tasks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/29/18

 A Man Flipped Out Because Waffle House Didn’t Have Barbecue Sauce A Guy Is Arrested For Using a Fidget Spinner Like Brass Knuckles  A Woman Wears a Miniskirt in Minus-40 Degree Weather and Gets Frostbite on Both Legs Just Before Mardi Gras, New Orleans Cleaned 46 Tons of Beads Out of Its Sewers  Did You Cut Back on Drinking in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/26/18

A Bride Punches a Man in the Face For Crashing Her Wedding and Making a Scene A Guy Actually Lets Jesus Take the Wheel, and Flips His Truck Five Times A Bar Will Kick Out Anyone Caught Using the Word “Literally”  You Can Tell If a Hug Is Meaningful by Which Side of the Body You Lean On Should the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/25/18

 Cops Are Hunting For a Taco Bell Employee Who Threw a “Hot Burrito” at His Boss  Two Guys Hauling 500 Pounds of Pot Get Pulled Over for Driving Too Slow  A Guy Tricks a Valet Into Giving Him Someone’s Ferrari . . . Then Gets Arrested When Cops Find Cocaine Inside Only 7% of Us Are Still Sticking to Our ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/23/18

 (NC-17) The Ten Most Popular Safe Words Couples Use During Sex  Half of Us Take Pictures of Our Food . . . Especially Stuff We Cooked  A Person Returned a Sandwich Because One Half Was Larger Than the Other  A Vigil For a Burned Down Taco Bell Drew 100 People Our Female Family Members Are the Most “Difficult” People in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/18

A Guy Is Arrested After a Fight With His Brother Over Cheesecake Portions A Donut-Eating Contest Winner Gets Arrested for Robbing a Donut Shop A Drunk Driver Is Busted When He Confuses a Bank of America Drive-Thru For a Taco Bell Want to Drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile? They’re Accepting Job Applications  A Guy Who Ate Sushi Every Day Pulls ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/19/18

 A Guy Punches Himself in the Face to Avoid a Breathalyzer A Man Calls in a Fake Bomb Threat to Stop His Wife From Having a Night Out With Her Friends  A Woman Who Attacked Her Boyfriend With a Knife Says She Just Wanted to Cuddle The New Trend in China Is Cat-Sniffing?  The Latest Things That Could Be Making ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/18/18

 A Guy Gets Hit by a Truck . . . Then Gets a Ticket For Jaywalking  Japan’s Plan to Keep Trains from Hitting So Many Deer Is to Make the Trains Bark Like Dogs?  The Most Popular Product at Trader Joe’s in 2017 Was Frozen Orange Chicken  51% of People Sometimes Skip Social Events to Hang Out With Their Dog ... Read More »