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The Brady Report 11/16/17

 An Elderly Couple Get Into a Brawl Over Dirty Underwear Left Around the House  A 67-Year-Old Woman Dressed as a Turkey Was Busted For Shoplifting $1,500 of Stuff  One in Three People Think It’s Totally Fine to Floss in Public? Loud Music at Bars Makes You Drink 31% More Alcohol  21% of People Wouldn’t Give Up Their Seat on a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/17

A Guy’s Cocaine Falls Out of His Hat When He’s in Court Facing a Drug Charge The Ten Best Ways to Settle Into a New Neighborhood . . . and the Ten Signs You’ve Become Part of the… Who Should Get the Armrests on an Airplane?  A Dad Wants a High School to Change Its Mascot Because Cheering For “Phoenix” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/17

 The Odds of You Dying from a Heart Attack During Sex Are Super Low  A Woman Calls the Cops on Her Boyfriend While She’s in a Car He Stole . . . to Try to Get the Reward Money  Domino’s Will Start Using Artificial Intelligence to Make Sure Your Pizza Isn’t Ugly  Pay Phones Still Make Hundreds of Millions of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/13/17

 A Bank Robber Is Caught After He Stops During His Getaway to Do an On-Camera News Interview  Getting Revenge Makes You Feel Worse in the Long Run  The National Toy Hall of Fame Has Voted in “Clue”, Wiffle Ball, and the Paper Airplane  Here Are All 50 States Ranked by Their Food  The Starbucks Holiday Drinks Have as Much Sugar ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/9/17

A Guy Straps Porno Magazines to Himself as Body Armor Before Challenging His Neighbor to a Knife Fight  A Guy’s Alexa Randomly Starts Blasting Music While He’s Away, and the Cops Come to Break Up the Party  Only 22% of Drivers Admit They Use Their Horns? Listening to Christmas Music Too Early in the Season Is Bad For Your Mental ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/8/17

 A Woman Is Arrested For Using a 12-Pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon as a Weapon  A Suspect Gets Out of a Police Interrogation Thanks to His Loud Flatulence A Woman Discovers Her Husband’s Affair During a Flight . . . and Makes Such a Scene It Gets Diverted  Facebook’s Insane New Plan to Stop Revenge Porn Is . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/7/17

 Is Anything Here Real? A Cop Poses as a John to Catch a Woman Posing as a Prostitute  After a Pledge Dies, Florida State Suspends All of Its Fraternities and Sororities  You Can Now Buy Ranch Dressing in Kegs Salted Caramel Pepsi Is Now on Sale, But Why?  The Majority of Us Lie to Our Relatives to Avoid Uncomfortable Sleeping ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/6/17

 A Guy Who Repeatedly Hired Prostitutes to Strip on His Neighbor’s Porch Gets Four Years in Prison  A Woman Faked Her Own Death to Go on a Shopping Spree with Her Husband  People Whose Moms Nagged Them Grow Up To Be More Successful  Here Are the Best and Worst Days to Travel This Thanksgiving  Tiffany’s Is Selling “Ordinary” Objects This ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/3/17

 “Fake News” Is Collins Dictionary’s Word of the Year  A Guy Has Eaten Chipotle For 368 Days in a Row and He’s Closing in on the World Record  Ice Cream That Tastes Like Thanksgiving Foods, Including Mashed Potatoes and Stuffing, Just Went on Sale  Vegetables Are About to Get Sexier Names . . . Because Then We’ll Actually Eat Them ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/2/17

 A Mom Needs to Secure a Plastic Pool to Her Minivan’s Roof . . . So She Straps Her Nine-Year-Old on Top  Are Holiday Cards Still Relevant Today?  A Girl Gets Revenge on Her Ex By Cutting Off His Netflix Access Halfway Through His “Stranger Things” Binge  Junk Food Overload: The McRib Is Back . . . Jolly Rancher Milkshakes ... Read More »