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The Brady Report 1/16/18

 A 20-Person Brawl Breaks Out at a Restaurant Over a Missing Phone . . . Which Was in the Lost-and-Found  A Couple Steal Credit Cards at Walmart . . . Then Get Away on Motorized Shopping Carts A Study Proves “Baby Brain” Is Real, and Most Pregnant Women Suffer from It  You Should Never Hold in Your Sneezes . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/12/18

 A Woman Skips Her Mother’s Funeral . . . To Steal Her Safe  A Man Stabs Himself in the Leg to Try to Get Out of a DUI  A Police Dog Easily Tracks Down a Guy Who Stole a Bunch of Steaks  40% of Americans Have Never Left the Country . . . and 11% Have Never Left Their State ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/10/18

 A Guy Who Injured His Testicles During a Robbery Is Suing the Owner of the Store  A Woman Fires Two Shots at Her Husband When He’s on the Toilet to Make Him “Listen”  A Man Named Jamie Lee Curtis Was Arrested For Crashing a Stolen Pickup Truck  Cops Are Looking For a Criminal Who Has His Social Security Number Tattooed ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/18

 Two Guys Who Look Like Jim and Dwight from “The Office” Are Arrested For Robbery  A Man Lost Fantasy Football and Had to Spend 24 Hours at a Waffle House . . . Minus 20 Minutes for Every…  A Guy’s DeLorean Goes Up in Flames After an Accident . . . and Rite Aid Won’t Hook Him Up With an ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/8/18

 (NC-17) It Turns Out the Guy With the World’s Largest Junk Is a Fraud . . . He’s Seven Inches, Not 19  3% of Woman Say Eating McDonald’s Fries After Sex Will Help You Get Pregnant, Plus More Strange Tricks  A College Student in Florida Is Planning to Marry “Tetris” . . . After Her Previous Relationship With a…  If ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/5/18

 A Guy Is Busted When He Asks Cops For Directions to a Drug Deal  The Ten Things That Annoy Bartenders the Most  Tons of People Have Been Trying to Find Someone to Hook Up With During the Bomb Cyclone  McDonald’s Is Testing an Updated Version of Its Failed ’90s Arch Deluxe  A Woman Poses as Her Sister on Tinder, Puts ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/3/18

 A Couple Is Arrested For Getting-It-On in a Booth at a Restaurant  Lightning Deaths Were at an All-Time Record Low Last Year  A Woman Was Hospitalized on Christmas Eve After Binge Eating Tamales  A Woman Says She Was Fired For Complaining About a Coworker’s Body Odor  The Top Night For Makin’ Babies in 2018 Was Last Night? Read More »

The Brady Report 12/15/17

 A Guy Set Fire to a Strip Club to Keep His Girlfriend Off the Pole  People Have Stopped Taking Ambulances and Started Taking Ubers  One in Three Adults Live With Roommates or Their Parents, Which Is an All-Time High  There’s Only One Point in a Woman’s Life When They’re Happier Than Men: When They’re Old and Their Husband…  More Cookies ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/14/17

 A Woman Wants the Cops to Focus Less on Her Friend Being Hit with a Garbage Can and More on a Pizza Place…  A Surgeon Admits to Signing His Initials on Patients’ Livers  The Last Random Internet Debate of the Year: How Do You Cut Your Toast?  39% of People Will Get Drunk Before Family Holiday Gatherings, Plus the Other ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/13/17

 A Babysitter Is Busted Using a Kid to Help Him During a Burglary  A Guy Tries to Intervene in a Couple’s Fight . . . and Gets Thrown Off a Bridge  American Men Last Longer in Bed Than Men Anywhere Else . . . But It’s Still Not Enough  Today Is National Ice Cream Day? Really? Anyway Here Are Some ... Read More »