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The Brady Report 5/20/19

PA Guy Hid in a Bar Until It Closed . . . Then Started Drinking for Free A Woman Assaults Her Boyfriend for Not Celebrating Her Birthday Do Not Kiss a Cow for a Viral Challenge We’ll Drive Six-And-A-Half Hours to Avoid Having to Fly A New Study Found the Three Exercises Men Can Do to Improve Their Performance in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/19

A 900-Pound Man Facing a Drug Conspiracy Charge Had to Be Cut out of His House to Appear in Court A Man Facing a Racism Lawsuit Says He Can’t Be Racist . . . His Dog Is Black Oreo Has Five New Flavors Coming out This Summer A Bride Gets Upset After a Guest Shows up with 10 Tupperware Containers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/6/19

A Couple Had Sex on the Sidewalk . . . Right in Front of a Police Headquarters A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops with a Horrible Blond Wig . . . But It Doesn’t Work If You’re Over 30, You Might Need a New Booster Shot . . . Because Anti-Vaxxers Have Brought Measles Back A Woman Cleaning Near ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/19

A Woman Steals a Parking Spot at Costco, Then Defends It with a Machete A Guy Wearing a Baby Bonnet Stole Baby Formula from a Grocery Store Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, and Solitaire Are Going into the Video Game Hall of Fame An Ice Cream Shop Has Replaced the Bananas in a Banana Split with Pickles Taco Bell Just Started ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/19

A Man Tried to Steal a Huge Rib Roast by Shoving It Down His Pants An Argument Over Ford vs. Chevy Ends in Gunfire You Can Now Get a Flight of Three Blizzards at Dairy Queen Burger King Is Poking Fun at McDonald’s Happy Meals with “Real Meals” Based on Other Moods You’ll Make $277,680 Worth of Guilty Purchases in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/1/19

A Guy Ran Over a Bartender for Kicking His Dog Out of a Bar A 33-Year-Old Is So Upset His Mom Kicked Him Out That He Flushed His Grandparents’ Ashes An Australian Company Just Made Vegemite-Flavored Liquor New Food Roundup: Nickelodeon Slime Ice Cream, Twinkie Pudding, Starbucks’ New Pink Drink, and Cupcake… A New “Adulting” Calendar Lets Adults Give Themselves ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/30/19

A Guy Shoplifted from a Store Twice . . . and in Between, He Applied for a Job A Woman Called 911 to Ask for Advice on How to Kill Her Boyfriend Ancestry.com Is Fixing Its Results . . . So Whatever They Told You Before Might Be Wrong The Easter Island Giant Head Statues are in Trouble . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/19

Two Drunk Idiots Shot Each Other with a Bulletproof Vest On, Then Showed Up at a Hospital with an Absurd… A Woman Is Pulled Over for Using Her Phone While Driving . . . Oh, and She Also Had a Goat on Her Lap A Man in Canada Is So Excited It Warmed Up to 12 Degrees He Goes for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/19

A Woman Who Pleasured Herself on a Train Is Now a Fugitive A Guy Calls the Cops About a Strange Noise in His Attic . . . and They Find His Meth Lab Two Students Hack Their High School’s Network to Get Out of Taking Tests Two Politicians Named Matthew MacKay Are Running Against Each Other A Judge Accidentally Resigned ... Read More »