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The Brady Report 7/8/19

A Woman Who Licked a Tub of Ice Cream Could Get 20 Years in Prison A Burglar Tries Using an Inversion Table During a Break-In . . . and Gets Stuck A Boy Stabs His Brother in the Arm . . . Because Jail Seemed Better Than “Eight Hours in the Car With Him” Cutting Back on Fatty Foods Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/28/19

A Woman Was Arrested for Asking Her Husband to Clean the House? You Get Ten Good Nights of Sleep a Month . . . Plus, the Top Things We Do When We Can’t Sleep A New Blend of Hormones Can Allow Men to Lactate and Breastfeed Bad Smells Help Us Remember Things? Generation Z Interns Are Smart . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/26/19

Two Drunk Women Saved a Guy from a Fire While Walking Home from a Bachelorette Party A Substitute Teacher Was Busted Filming Porn in a Classroom The Most Expensive Home in America Is Now $50 Million Cheaper . . . and Once Belonged to the “Beverly… Here Are the College Majors That People Regret the Most Popeye Was Right? Scientists ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/25/19

A Miss Hooters Girl Runner-Up Was Arrested for Destroying Her Boyfriend’s Home After He Dumped Her Coffee Could Help You Burn Fat, According to a New Study One Day, We’ll Colonize Other Planets . . . and a Study Finds Men Won’t Be Needed 7-Eleven’s New Delivery Service Will Bring You Slurpees in Public Places Ikea Is Going to Start ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/30/19

A Burglar Drops a Trail of Money After a Break-In . . . and the Cops Follow It to Him An Unflushed Toilet Sparks a Plunger-Swinging Brawl Between Two Roommates A Cheating Husband Agrees to Ride Naked on the Roof of a Car to Save His Marriage A Guy With a Full Back Jar Jar Binks Tattoo Says He’s Had ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/29/19

A Driver Runs off During a Police Chase . . . Leaving Behind His Prosthetic Leg Wearing a Croc A Woman Spanks Her Stepson With a Belt for Missing Curfew . . . He’s 26 An 81-Year-Old Man Follows His GPS to the Wrong Place 1,000 Miles Away . . . Then Crashes Pizza Hut Just Redid Its Pizza Recipe ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/28/19

Cops Are Looking for a Woman Who Stole $800 Worth of Vodka and Toilet Paper From Walmart A Man Says He Stole $1,450 From Arby’s Because the Money Was “Calling out” to Him A Guy Fleeing Police Gets Caught After Accidentally Filling His Tank with Diesel A Woman Tried to Eavesdrop on Her Neighbors . . . and Got Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/19

A Drunk Wedding Crasher Tried to Cut in on the Couple’s First Dance People Are Flocking to a Tough Hike in Scotland . . . to See Driftwood That Looks Just Like a Naked Lady Pornhub Is Selling a New Men’s Bathing Suit That Hides Your Excited Junk Amazon Is Making a New Wearable Device That Can Detect Your Emotional ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/19

Some Idiot Says He Didn’t Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was “Receiving Sexual Acts” From His Passenger A Guy Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery A Man Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At A Suspect Says He’ll Turn Himself in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/19

A Guy in England Steals a Double Decker Bus to Drive to a Pub A Fight Over Hedgehog Custody Leads to a Woman Hitting Her Mom A Woman Coated Her Car in Cow Poop to Keep It Cool A Mayor Is Trying to Get People to Move to His Town by Offering Free Viagra A Guy Wakes up from a ... Read More »