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The Brady Report 1/13/20

A Sexy Tortoise with 800 Offspring Finally Gets to Retire After Saving His Species A Guy Called 911 on Himself After He Broke into a Tire Store . . . and the Tires Fought Back A Billionaire Is Looking for a New Girlfriend . . . Your First Date Will be on the Moon A Mom Ordered Diapers on Amazon ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/20

A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff A Woman Forgets She’s Posing as an FBI Agent and Claims She’s a CIA Agent Miller Lite Has New Dark Cans . . . and You Can Get One for Not Using Your Phone at a Bar Natty Light Is Giving People Free Beer for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/8/20

A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive” (NC-17) There’s a New Band-Aid for Your Taint to Stop Premature Evacuation You Can Now Buy a Scarf That Looks Like a Long CVS Receipt Giving Workers Paid Parental Leave Has Zero Negative Effect on a Company’s Profits Your Energy Level Peaks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/13/19

A Guy Caught Speeding Tells Police He Had to Rush Home . . . Because He Was Cheating on His Wife Scientists May Have Finally Figured Out Why We Get the Hiccups If You Hate Vegetables, It Might Be Genetic Are These the Worst Baby Names of 2019? A Company Will Pay You $1,000 to Only Shop at Local Stores ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/17/19

 A Man Tries to Meet an Underage Teen From Craigslist . . . Then Calls the FBI to Report the Boy Tried to…  The Best Places in America to Celebrate Oktoberfest  Olive Garden’s All-You-Can-Eat Pasta Passes Go on Sale Tomorrow  Only 34% of People Love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Plus Seven More Stats on Popular Fall Foods  The New iPhone Unlocks ... Read More »

Holmberg On ABC 15

Holmberg was on ABC 15 earlier talking about our beer collaboration with Four Peaks that benefit the Arizona Humane Society. Don’t forget to join us & Holmberg THIS Thursday at Four Peaks in Tempe for the release of his new beer, Cha-Ching Chavez! The event is from 6-8pm and all proceeds go to the Humane Society. Read More »

The Brady Report 7/29/19

A Fight Breaks Out on a Cruise Ship Over a Passenger Dressed as a Clown Police Catch a Guy Who Replaced His Broken Taillight With a Bottle of Red Gatorade A Guy Sets Up a Camera to Figure Out Why He’s Having Trouble Breathing at Night . . . His Cat Was… There’s a Petition to Change the Date of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/19

Your Sexiest Physical Characteristic Is Your Smile . . . Number Two Is Average-Sized Junk Here’s the Most Popular Ice Cream Flavor in Every State . . . With Some Seriously Strange Picks A Study Finds a Great Way to Lose Weight Is . . . Stop Eating After 2:00 P.M. Have Trouble Sleeping? Take a Hot Bath 90 Minutes ... Read More »