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Tag Archives: HMS

The Brady Report 5/29/19

A Driver Runs off During a Police Chase . . . Leaving Behind His Prosthetic Leg Wearing a Croc A Woman Spanks Her Stepson With a Belt for Missing Curfew . . . He’s 26 An 81-Year-Old Man Follows His GPS to the Wrong Place 1,000 Miles Away . . . Then Crashes Pizza Hut Just Redid Its Pizza Recipe ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/28/19

Cops Are Looking for a Woman Who Stole $800 Worth of Vodka and Toilet Paper From Walmart A Man Says He Stole $1,450 From Arby’s Because the Money Was “Calling out” to Him A Guy Fleeing Police Gets Caught After Accidentally Filling His Tank with Diesel A Woman Tried to Eavesdrop on Her Neighbors . . . and Got Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/24/19

A Drunk Wedding Crasher Tried to Cut in on the Couple’s First Dance People Are Flocking to a Tough Hike in Scotland . . . to See Driftwood That Looks Just Like a Naked Lady Pornhub Is Selling a New Men’s Bathing Suit That Hides Your Excited Junk Amazon Is Making a New Wearable Device That Can Detect Your Emotional ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/23/19

Some Idiot Says He Didn’t Pull Over for Sirens Because He Was “Receiving Sexual Acts” From His Passenger A Guy Shoots Himself in the Junk, Then Drugs Fall Out of Him During Surgery A Man Refuses to Give His Louis Vuitton Man Purse to a Robber . . . and Gets Shot At A Suspect Says He’ll Turn Himself in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/22/19

A Guy in England Steals a Double Decker Bus to Drive to a Pub A Fight Over Hedgehog Custody Leads to a Woman Hitting Her Mom A Woman Coated Her Car in Cow Poop to Keep It Cool A Mayor Is Trying to Get People to Move to His Town by Offering Free Viagra A Guy Wakes up from a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/20/19

PA Guy Hid in a Bar Until It Closed . . . Then Started Drinking for Free A Woman Assaults Her Boyfriend for Not Celebrating Her Birthday Do Not Kiss a Cow for a Viral Challenge We’ll Drive Six-And-A-Half Hours to Avoid Having to Fly A New Study Found the Three Exercises Men Can Do to Improve Their Performance in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/14/19

A 900-Pound Man Facing a Drug Conspiracy Charge Had to Be Cut out of His House to Appear in Court A Man Facing a Racism Lawsuit Says He Can’t Be Racist . . . His Dog Is Black Oreo Has Five New Flavors Coming out This Summer A Bride Gets Upset After a Guest Shows up with 10 Tupperware Containers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/6/19

A Couple Had Sex on the Sidewalk . . . Right in Front of a Police Headquarters A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops with a Horrible Blond Wig . . . But It Doesn’t Work If You’re Over 30, You Might Need a New Booster Shot . . . Because Anti-Vaxxers Have Brought Measles Back A Woman Cleaning Near ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/3/19

A Woman Steals a Parking Spot at Costco, Then Defends It with a Machete A Guy Wearing a Baby Bonnet Stole Baby Formula from a Grocery Store Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, and Solitaire Are Going into the Video Game Hall of Fame An Ice Cream Shop Has Replaced the Bananas in a Banana Split with Pickles Taco Bell Just Started ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/19

A Man Tried to Steal a Huge Rib Roast by Shoving It Down His Pants An Argument Over Ford vs. Chevy Ends in Gunfire You Can Now Get a Flight of Three Blizzards at Dairy Queen Burger King Is Poking Fun at McDonald’s Happy Meals with “Real Meals” Based on Other Moods You’ll Make $277,680 Worth of Guilty Purchases in ... Read More »