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The Brady Report 2/8/19

Gucci Has Apologized for Its New Turtleneck That Looks Like Blackface Is It Cool to Crowdfund Your Wedding . . . or Is That Tacky? A Guy Named Dave Assman Is Upset He Can’t Get His Name on a Personalized License Plate Booze-Filled Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream Is Finally Available in the U.S. Pre-Crushed ‘Drinkable’ Potato Chips Are Now a Thing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/6/19

A Guy Opens Fire When He Catches His Wife Getting-It-On with Their Friend in the Hot Tub A Runner in Colorado Was Attacked by a Mountain Lion . . . and Had to Kill It with His Bare Hands The Ten Best Cities for Valentine’s Day in 2019 People Trapped Inside Due to the Polar Vortex Spent Their Time . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/5/19

A Lady Is Arrested for Hitting Her Boyfriend with a Frozen Pork Chop A Woman Stole a Credit Card . . . Then Used It to Buy a Winning Lottery Ticket A College Student Thought There was a Ghost in Her Closet . . . but it was a Creepy Guy Trying on Her Clothes A Cryptocurrency Company Lost $137 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/29/19

It’s So Cold in Chicago There’s a Crime Spree of People Stealing Canada Goose Coats Louis Vuitton Is Coming Out with a $2,500 “Luxury” Version of Jenga The Top 10 Cities to Be an NFL Fan . . . and Boston Isn’t #1? Here Are America’s Top Ten Fears A Company Is Planning to Sell Coffee Beans That Were Heated ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/28/19

Police Find a Guy’s Drug Dealing Operation Because He Couldn’t Stop Fondling Himself in Target Fitting Rooms A Thief Gets a Surprise When He Steals Some Pain Killers . . . and They Turn Out to Be Laxatives A Bank Robber Used an E-Scooter to Get Away . . . and the Cops Identified Him from the Data Update: The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/25/19

A Domino’s Driver Calls the Cops on a Customer Who was Pleasuring Himself When She Showed Up A Teenager Dropped Acid at School and Groped His Teachers One in Five People Have Pulled an All-Nighter to Binge Watch a TV Show A Guy Live-Tweeted His Stepson’s Attempt to Sneak a Girl Out of the House After a One-Night Stand The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/19

A Guy Gets Caught Flying With 43 Pounds of Pot in His Luggage A Cop Accidentally Ran Over Two People Who Were Lying in the Road, Watching the Eclipse  A Company Is Selling Empty Plastic Hearts . . . for Everyone Who Asked for “Nothing” on Valentine’s Day A Girlfriend Sells Her Boyfriend’s Xbox for $4 After She Finds Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/17/19

 A Cop Busts Up a Rowdy Threesome . . . and Finds His Wife Is Involved A Former NFL Player Tackled a Peeping Tom Who Was Looking at His Daughter  (NC-17) A Man Tried to Cure His Back Pain by Injecting Himself with His Own Man Seed . . . Spoiler: It… Peeps Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/19

 A Woman Has a Threesome with Two People But Leaves Her Boyfriend Out . . . Then Hits Him When He Confronts Her  Car Thieves Are Busted When They Stop to Ask a Cop for Gas  A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops by Writing “I’m Not Here” on a Mattress . . . Then They Find Him Hiding…  A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/14/19

 A Guy Eats the Seat of a Police Car on the Way to Jail A Teenager Gets Into a Car Crash Doing the Blindfolded “Bird Box” Challenge  A Bunch of Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina Turned Out to be . . . a Bigfoot Statue A Dad Places a Dating Ad for His Sons Before a Family Trip to New ... Read More »