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The Brady Report 6/12/18

 A Naked Burglar With a Rake Gets Beaten Up By a Guy With a Hammer  A Woman Gets a Sentimental Neck Tattoo . . . Then Realizes It’s Accidentally the Toronto Blue Jays Logo  There’s a New Whiskey Flavored with Beaver Anus  Domino’s Pizza Is Now Driving Around the Country Fixing Potholes? Read More »

The Brady Report 6/11/18

 A Guy Poops on Another Driver During a Road Rage Argument  A Car Thief Is Busted With a Small Pet Monkey Clinging to His Chest  The Average Person Who Goes Vegan Lasts Three-and-a-Half Months  A Guy Went to Return Juice Because His Wife Saw It Cheaper at Another Store . . . and He Won a $315 Million…  7% of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/8/18

 A Guy Busted Carrying a Hatchet Says He Needs It For Protection From Florida “Scum Bags”  A Man Squirts Ketchup to Save His Wife During a Stabbing  Only Two States Like Wine More Than Beer, Plus Five More Stats About Our Drinking Preferences  The Majority of People Now Use Their Phone on the Toilet  Now Brides Are Telling Their Bridesmaids ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/7/18

 A Thief Threatens a Cashier and Says, “Remember My Face” . . . Then Gets Picked Out of a Lineup Two Years…  A Guy on LSD Gets Into a Police Chase Because He Thought He Was Playing “Grand Theft Auto”  A Couple With Meth Gets Caught Because They Were Having Sex in a Walmart Parking Lot  A Woman’s Bank Robbery ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/6/18

 A Cop Takes Down a Suspect With a Flying Can of Baked Beans  A Woman Bites Her Boyfriend For Blocking Her on Facebook  Two Friends Actually Followed Through on Their Pact to Get Married If They Were Both Single at 50  Now Brides Can Carry Pizza Bouquets Down the Aisle Instead of Flowers  Two-Thirds of Women Would Rather Marry a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/5/18

 A Guy Huffs Compressed Air in Front of a Cop, Tries to Speed Away, and Hits Two Parked Cars and a Mailbox  (NC-17) A Guy Inserted a Footlong Eggplant Into Himself to Try to Cure Constipation  A Man Is Suing CVS For Ruining His Marriage . . . By Telling His Wife About His Viagra Prescription  Here Are the Best ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/4/18

 A Woman Says She Didn’t Lead the Cops on a High-Speed Chase . . . Her Doppelganger Must’ve Stolen Her Car  A Woman Who Never Washed Off Her Mascara Wound Up With Permanent Black Lumps in Her Eyes  An Off-Duty FBI Agent Does a Backflip on the Dance Floor . . . and Accidentally Shoots Someone  Should You Break Up ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/31/18

 A Woman Gets Mad at the Cops Over a Sobriety Test . . . Because She Wasn’t Drunk, She’d Smoked Crack  Some Lady Copied a LinkedIn Resume to Land a $100,000-a-Year Job . . . and Got 10 Years in Prison for Fraud  A Woman Shamelessly Shaved Her Legs in a Hotel Pool  Trader Joe’s Is Now Selling a “Healthier” ... Read More »