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The Brady Report 2/23/18

An Escort Shows Up at the Wrong House and Gets Arrested  A Guy Tries to Pistol-Whip His Victim, and Shoots Himself in the Hand  A Car Thief Tries to Tell the Cops He’s Matthew McConaughey Despite Almost No Resemblance  New York University’s Dining Hall Serves Collard Greens and Kool Aid For Black History Month Stupid Photo of the Day: A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/18

A Woman Loses Her House in Her Divorce, So She Sets It on Fire . . . Which Spreads to 19 Other Homes  The Ten Most Popular Spring Break Destinations for 2018  The Ten Worst Things People Have Heard Someone Say During Sex  Identical Twin Brothers Are Getting Married to Identical Twin Sisters in a Joint Wedding This Summer  The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/18

 A Nasty Lady Gets Away with Shoplifting by Throwing Her Feces at a Security Guard A Woman Is Arrested For Calling 911 Over Her Clogged Toilet and Issues with Her TV Cops Are Hunting For a Woman Who Stole Packages in Just a Bra  The Best and Worst Noises to Make During Sex A Couple Sues Their Wedding Photographer For ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/20/18

 The Ten Sexiest Accents in the World . . . and American Is #8  Only 12% of Women Have Ever Asked a Guy to Send Them a Picture of His Junk  Lucky Charms Has Announced Its New Marshmallow: The Magical Unicorn  A Massive New Study Proves That the Key to Living a Long Life Is . . . Alcohol Read More »

The Brady Report 2/19/18

 A Woman Tries to Rip Off Her Boyfriend’s Junk After He Told Her to Clean the House  A Fight Breaks Out on a Plane When One Passenger Won’t Stop Breaking Wind The Most Patient Generation Is . . . Millennials? The New Proposal Trend Is Putting the Ring Inside of an Avocado  Who’s the Best President in History? Read More »

The Brady Report 2/16/18

A Man Shoplifts a Bunch of Underwear From Victoria’s Secret the Night Before Valentine’s Day  A Guy Agrees to Give a Stranger $20 For a $100 Bill . . . Which Turns Out to Be Fake  Coca-Cola Was Picked As the Best Soda of All Time . . . Pepsi Finished 12th  The States Where the Most Women Think They’re ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/15/18

A Man Broke Into Someone’s Place to Watch Porn . . . and Brought His Own Smut-Filled CD  A Guy Is Busted With Two Fake Butt Cheeks Stuffed with Cocaine A Man Escapes From the Cops in Minnesota . . . But Then Calls Them For Help Because He’s So Cold  A Woman Is Suing California to Make the State ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/14/18

 Stupid Photo of the Day #1: A Woman Tries Hiding From the Cops by Putting a Laundry Hamper Over Her Head  Stupid Photo of the Day #2: A Woman Climbs Into an X-Ray Machine to Stay with Her Purse  Eight Things That Make You Seem Classy, and Five That Don’t  The Card Game Uno Is Finally Getting a Sequel . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/13/18

 Police Catch a Burglar Who’d Use the Obituaries to Rob Dead People’s Relatives The Couple Whose Dream Boat Sank Has Raised Enough on GoFundMe to Buy Another Boat The Light From Your Phone Could Be Prematurely Aging Your Skin  How Do You Feel About Getting Naked in the Gym Locker Room?  The Majority of Married Couples Won’t Be Doing Anything ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/12/18

 A Guy’s Rectum Falls Out After He Sits on the Toilet Playing Video Games for Too Long  A Couple Sells Everything to Buy a Boat and Sail the World . . . It Sank on the Second Day Here’s How Long Snow Can Sit There and Still Be Safe to Eat  The Popular New Hot Dog Topping Is . . ... Read More »