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The Brady Report 11/20/17

 A Guy Is Released From Jail and Immediately Tries to Steal an Entire Train  A Man in Pennsylvania Gets His Dying Wish: To Be Buried With Cheesesteaks  KFC Has Created an “Internet Escape Pod” . . . Which Is a Tent That Blocks You From Getting a Signal  Two-Thirds of Kids Expect You to Buy Them Everything on Their Wish ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/17/17

 A Woman Crawls Through a McDonald’s Drive-Thru to Steal Food, Cash, and Happy Meal Toys  Have You Ever Snuck in a Text When Your Phone Was Supposed to be Off on a Plane?  Half of Women Have Used the Men’s Bathroom Because the Women’s Line Was Too Long  40% of Us Faked a Sick Day This Year . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/16/17

 An Elderly Couple Get Into a Brawl Over Dirty Underwear Left Around the House  A 67-Year-Old Woman Dressed as a Turkey Was Busted For Shoplifting $1,500 of Stuff  One in Three People Think It’s Totally Fine to Floss in Public? Loud Music at Bars Makes You Drink 31% More Alcohol  21% of People Wouldn’t Give Up Their Seat on a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/15/17

A Guy’s Cocaine Falls Out of His Hat When He’s in Court Facing a Drug Charge The Ten Best Ways to Settle Into a New Neighborhood . . . and the Ten Signs You’ve Become Part of the… Who Should Get the Armrests on an Airplane?  A Dad Wants a High School to Change Its Mascot Because Cheering For “Phoenix” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/14/17

 The Odds of You Dying from a Heart Attack During Sex Are Super Low  A Woman Calls the Cops on Her Boyfriend While She’s in a Car He Stole . . . to Try to Get the Reward Money  Domino’s Will Start Using Artificial Intelligence to Make Sure Your Pizza Isn’t Ugly  Pay Phones Still Make Hundreds of Millions of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/6/17

 A Guy Who Repeatedly Hired Prostitutes to Strip on His Neighbor’s Porch Gets Four Years in Prison  A Woman Faked Her Own Death to Go on a Shopping Spree with Her Husband  People Whose Moms Nagged Them Grow Up To Be More Successful  Here Are the Best and Worst Days to Travel This Thanksgiving  Tiffany’s Is Selling “Ordinary” Objects This ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/3/17

 “Fake News” Is Collins Dictionary’s Word of the Year  A Guy Has Eaten Chipotle For 368 Days in a Row and He’s Closing in on the World Record  Ice Cream That Tastes Like Thanksgiving Foods, Including Mashed Potatoes and Stuffing, Just Went on Sale  Vegetables Are About to Get Sexier Names . . . Because Then We’ll Actually Eat Them ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/2/17

 A Mom Needs to Secure a Plastic Pool to Her Minivan’s Roof . . . So She Straps Her Nine-Year-Old on Top  Are Holiday Cards Still Relevant Today?  A Girl Gets Revenge on Her Ex By Cutting Off His Netflix Access Halfway Through His “Stranger Things” Binge  Junk Food Overload: The McRib Is Back . . . Jolly Rancher Milkshakes ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/1/17

 A Judge Sentences a Guy to Write 144 Nice Things About His Ex-Girlfriend  So . . . Um . . . Apple Has Secretly Been Cataloging Photos of You Wearing a Bra  A Staples Employee Wears a Blackface Halloween Costume That Goes Over About As Well As You’d Expect  Samuel Adams Just Announced a $199 Beer That’s Illegal in 12 ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/31/17

 A Man Grinds His Crotch on a Woman on the Subway . . . Who Turns Out to Be a Cop  A Guy Calls 911 When He Finds a Stranger Dressed as a Clown Sleeping in His House  The Ten Most Common Phobias Include Heights, Spiders, and Public Speaking  Searches For “Scary” Porn Skyrocket Around Halloween  At Least 45% of ... Read More »