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The Brady Report 1/17/20

A Restaurant Will Charge You a Fee If You Sit There for More Than 90 Minutes Ben & Jerry’s Has Created a New “Netflix & Chill’d” Ice Cream Flavor People Are Redecorating Their Christmas Trees for Valentine’s Day So They Can Keep Them Up Conversation Hearts Are Back This Valentine’s Day . . . But a Lot of Them Will ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/20

A New Machine Keeps Donor Livers Alive for a Week Instead of Hours A Couple Used a Bike to Lure in Thieves, Then Beat Them with Baseball Bats PBR Just Announced a New “Luxury” Brand Called Captain Pabst A Walmart Got an $80,000 Christmas Donation to Pay Off Layaways . . . and the Employees Spent a Lot of It… ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/15/20

A Guy Who’s Paralyzed Walked a Full Marathon in a Robotic Suit and Broke a World Record Cops Bust a “Large Amish Party” and Make 38 Arrests A Woman Builds a Bomb in Walmart Out of Random Products from the Shelves A Librarian Pleads Guilty to Stealing $8 Million of Rare Books Over 25 Years We Eat Twice as Many ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/13/20

A Sexy Tortoise with 800 Offspring Finally Gets to Retire After Saving His Species A Guy Called 911 on Himself After He Broke into a Tire Store . . . and the Tires Fought Back A Billionaire Is Looking for a New Girlfriend . . . Your First Date Will be on the Moon A Mom Ordered Diapers on Amazon ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/10/20

Doing a Good Deed Works Like a Pain Reliever (NC-17) Doctors Warn That You Shouldn’t Use Toothpaste as Lube A New Subaru Accidentally Has a Name That’s a Very Dirty Acronym There Was a 76% Jump in UFO Sightings Last Year You Can Now Get Paid a Six-Figure Salary to Work at Taco Bell Leaving a Voicemail Is Now Considered ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/9/20

A Lady Is So Upset Over Long DMV Lines That She Beats Up the Staff A Woman Forgets She’s Posing as an FBI Agent and Claims She’s a CIA Agent Miller Lite Has New Dark Cans . . . and You Can Get One for Not Using Your Phone at a Bar Natty Light Is Giving People Free Beer for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/8/20

A Drunk Driving Politician First Tried to Blame It on His Wife Because “You Know How Women Drive” (NC-17) There’s a New Band-Aid for Your Taint to Stop Premature Evacuation You Can Now Buy a Scarf That Looks Like a Long CVS Receipt Giving Workers Paid Parental Leave Has Zero Negative Effect on a Company’s Profits Your Energy Level Peaks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/17/19

A Girl with Autism Spoke for the First Time Because of Her Neighbor’s Massive Christmas Display A Guy Was Driving So Drunk He Was Missing a Tire . . . And Didn’t Know It A Driver Used Too Much Air Freshener, Lit a Cigarette, and Blew Up His Car (NC-17) A Porn Site Is Selling a Vibrating Bike Seat The ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/16/19

A Bank Employee Is Busted for Stealing $88,000 . . . When He Posted Photos with Stacks of Cash on Social Media A Guy in Brazil Is Busted for Dressing Up Like His Mother to Take Her Driving Test A Group of Santas from SantaCon Help Police Catch a Guy Who Stabbed Someone An Office Bathroom Policy Includes a “Smell ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/13/19

A Company Offers Employees “Hangover Days” as a Perk A Man Who Was Found Dead Inside an Alligator’s Mouth Actually Died of a Meth OD A Woman Posts a Craigslist Ad for a Divorce Lawyer . . . and Hints That She’ll Pay in Sex (NC-17) 15 Stats on America’s Porn-Viewing Habits in 2019 Even Though It’s December, Today Is ... Read More »