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The Brady Report 4/15/19

Never Fight a Man with an Eye Patch Outside of an Underground Strip Club A Couple Gives Cookies to Striking Workers . . . Filled with Laxatives A Woman Beat Up Her Husband After He Didn’t Respond When She Asked If She Was Pretty A Man Sues His Parents for $86,000 for Throwing Away His Massive Porn Collection Men’s Beards ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/11/19

A Woman Vandalizes Her Neighbor’s Racy Easter Display . . . While the Local News Is There The Best Places to Live If You Want to Become Wealthy A Quarter of People in Sexless Marriages Are Totally Fine with It Guys with Big Beards and Great Hair Have Smaller Junk? A Paid Internship for a ‘Candy Taster’ Also Comes with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/19

Two Drunk Idiots Shot Each Other with a Bulletproof Vest On, Then Showed Up at a Hospital with an Absurd… A Woman Is Pulled Over for Using Her Phone While Driving . . . Oh, and She Also Had a Goat on Her Lap A Man in Canada Is So Excited It Warmed Up to 12 Degrees He Goes for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/19

A Woman Who Pleasured Herself on a Train Is Now a Fugitive A Guy Calls the Cops About a Strange Noise in His Attic . . . and They Find His Meth Lab Two Students Hack Their High School’s Network to Get Out of Taking Tests Two Politicians Named Matthew MacKay Are Running Against Each Other A Judge Accidentally Resigned ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/1/19

A Group of Thieves Try to Steal a Bank Safe by Slowly Dragging It Away with a Front-End Loader A Man Is Arrested for Getting into a Nude Fight with Himself A Bride Embezzled $93,000 to Get a Butt Lift Before Her Wedding A Study Finds That Having a Beard Amplifies Your Emotions Is Tinder Really Rolling Out a New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/29/19

A Guy Graffitis “Dalai Lama” on a Building, Then Gets Arrested Again Hours Later for Spitting in a Woman’s… A Man Cut a Hole in a Target’s Roof to Attempt a “Mission: Impossible” Burglary A Former Employee Sues Hampton Inn . . . Because His Boss Tried to Force Him into an Exorcism An 82-Year-Old Woman on Tinder Says She’s ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/19

A Guy Is Busted with Fake Pee for a Drug Test . . . and Tries to Blame It on His Wife’s Fetish A Drunk Driver Tries to Cover the Smell of Booze on His Breath by Spraying Axe Body Spray in His Mouth A Woman in China Gives Birth to Twins from Different Dads After She Cheats on Her ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/6/19

Popeyes Gave Out Mardi Gras Bead Necklaces That Hold Your Fried Chicken “Ashes to Go” Is Huge on Ash Wednesday, Because Everyone’s Too Busy for Church? A Two-Inch “Micro” Designer Handbag Is on Sale for the Low, Low Price of $522 Instructions on How to Win $10,000 Were Buried in an Insurance Policy’s Fine Print . . . and Someone… ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/4/19

A Guy Trapped in Snow Survived Five Days on Packets of Taco Bell ‘Fire Sauce’ A Guy Faked His Own Kidnapping to Avoid Paying His Super Bowl Squares Debt An Unemployed Millennial Assaults Her Mom with a Phone for Not Driving Her to Yoga Class Tiny Tattoos on Your Ears Are the Hot New Trend? Does Potato Salad Count as ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/19

A Thief Steals a Sled to Transport Other Stuff He Stole, and the Tracks Lead Cops Straight to His House A Woman Calls the Cops After a Dog Humps Her Dog at the Dog Park German Tax Officials Seize a Family’s Dog . . . Then Sell It on eBay The Average Person Has 4 Hours and 42 Minutes of ... Read More »