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The Brady Report 10/16/19

After Nine Years Waiting for the Apocalypse, a Guy Comes Out of Hiding . . . and Immediately Goes to the Bar A Guy’s Sleep Recorder Picks Up No Paranormal Activity . . . Just His Flatulence The “Oxford English Dictionary” Adds Chillax, Promposal, Jedi, and Whatevs It’s National Boss’s Day . . . and Two-Thirds of People Would Rather ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/15/19

A Topless Lady Yells at Her Neighbor with Her Breasts Hanging Over the Fence . . . Which Attracts Unwanted… A Woman Was Arrested for Wearing a Bikini That Was Too Small Two Locksmiths Are Going Viral . . . For Locking Themselves Out of Their Shop Pineapple Mountain Dew Is Here and Apparently People Love It? Lay’s Is Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/14/19

A 20-Year-Old Was Busted for Using a “McLovin” ID to Drink at a Bar An Ethics Teacher Flashed His Junk and Threatened to Fail a Student Who Turned Him Down (NC-17) Warning from Doctors: Do Not Use Toothpaste on Your Lady Parts What Type of Cuisine Looks Best on Instagram? The DMV May Start Charging a Fee for Walking in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/30/19

Shocking News: A Guy Named Billy Bob Got Drunk and Did Something Dumb Cops Spent Two Hours Hunting for a Suspect Who Ran Into a Corn Maze Police Say If You’re Going to Toilet Paper a House, Ask Permission First and Clean Up After 46% of People Wish Smartphones Had Never Been Invented Today Is National Ask a Stupid Question ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/25/19

A Couple Accused of Abandoning Their Adopted Nine-Year-Old Say She Was Actually a 22-Year-Old Sociopathic… A Popular Halloween Costume This Year Is . . . Dressing Like a Can of White Claw A Vegan Influencer Is Promoting “Lettuce Noodles” for Pasta . . . But, You Know, That’s Actually Just Salad The Most Stressful Thing About Your First Vacation With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/24/19

A Girl Threatens to Stab Her Grandfather for Denying Her Extra Vegetables at Dinner A Woman Is Arrested After Telling the Cops About Her “Felony Purse” India’s First-Ever Flatulence Competition Flops With Just Three Competitors Who Choked Under Pressure A Woman in Louisiana Is Attacked by a Camel . . . and Saves Herself by Biting Its Testicles Your Cat ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/13/19

Two Women’s Loud Sex Is Mistaken for a Fight . . . Which Leads to Gunshots A Guy Breaks Into a Home, Then Tries to Have a Booty Call There A Man Honored by the White House for Heroism During the El Paso Shooting Made It Up . . . and the Secret… A Married Couple Splits Up When the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/12/19

A Psychic Gets Prison Time for Making a Woman Pay $1.6 Million to Remove a Curse The Best and Worst U.S. Cities for Oktoberfest Warning: Don’t Rub Toothpaste on Your Junk to Last Longer The Three Cameras on Apple’s New iPhone Are Triggering People With a Fear of Holes The Newest Way People Are Sexting Is . . . Through ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/30/19

A Guy Throws Thousands of Screws on the Road to Prevent His Ex from Dating Other People A Father-Son Fight Over Cooking Cabbage Ends in Gunshots A UFO Hunter Has Found an Alien Face on the Surface of Antarctica The First Halloween Controversy of the Season Is a Latex Scar That Looks Like Lady Parts Word of the Day: “Choreplay” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/19

A Man Storms Into a Business to Shoot His Nephew for Breaking His Cuckoo Clock Update: The Elderly Couple Busted for Sex in a Park Says They’re Innocent and the Guy Has “No Blood Flow”… “Poop Like a Champion” Cereal Is Available on Amazon Watermelon on Pizza: Yes or No? Walking Through a Park With Lots of Trees Makes You ... Read More »