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The Brady Report 8/16/19

The Woman Who Pulled a Gator Out of Her Yoga Pants During a Traffic Stop Is Found Guilty A Man Robs a 7-Eleven Wearing a Baby T-Shirt as a Mask A Guy Cut Down a Famous 200-Year-Old Tree Because He Hated His Brother Good News: Signs Point to Small Men’s Junk Becoming Sexy Again A Mom Licks Her Daughter’s Ice ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/19

A Shoplifter Is Busted Shoving Brisket and Propane Down His Pants A Guy Threatens His Neighbors With Nunchucks . . . and Accidentally Hits Himself in the Face A Guy Was Caught Playing “Pokemon Go” on Eight Phones Simultaneously in His Car A Teen Starts Tweeting From Her Smart Fridge After Her Phone Gets Taken Away Watching Sports Is Almost ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/19

A Man Tries to Fight Off the Police with Poop-Covered Punches A Couple Accidentally Sells Stolen Comic Books Back to the Guy They Stole Them From A Guy Is Busted for Using a Stolen Credit Card When He Signs “Thief” on the Receipts A First Date Starts at Denny’s . . . and Winds Up in a High-Speed Police Chase ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/13/19

A Guy Jumps Off a Balcony While Fleeing Police and Lands on a Wasp Nest A Woman Is Trying to Crowdfund a Butt Lift for Her “Mental Health” . . . It’s Not Going Great A Bride’s Sister Asks If She Can Take Her Wedding Date and Venue Instead New Dating Term: “Dogfishing” Is When Someone Poses for Dating Profile ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/12/19

A Naked Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Car . . . Parked at a Police Headquarters A Drunk Driver Fails to Hit the Brakes and Crashes Into a “Brakes 4 Less” Store (NC-17) A Guy Has a Rare Condition That’s Making His Junk Turn to Bone A Company’s New See-Through Men’s Bathing Suit Leaves Nothing to the Imagination ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/1/19

Licking a Toilet Seat or Dumpster Is More Sanitary Than Hitting a Bong Someone Stole a Package off a Woman’s Porch . . . With Nine Tarantulas Inside A Woman Finds a Giant, Angry Spider on the Wall of Her Home French’s Mustard Just Created Mustard Ice Cream Crying Over Your Break-Up Can Help You Lose Weight? Would You Rather ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/29/19

A Fight Breaks Out on a Cruise Ship Over a Passenger Dressed as a Clown Police Catch a Guy Who Replaced His Broken Taillight With a Bottle of Red Gatorade A Guy Sets Up a Camera to Figure Out Why He’s Having Trouble Breathing at Night . . . His Cat Was… There’s a Petition to Change the Date of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/19

Your Sexiest Physical Characteristic Is Your Smile . . . Number Two Is Average-Sized Junk Here’s the Most Popular Ice Cream Flavor in Every State . . . With Some Seriously Strange Picks A Study Finds a Great Way to Lose Weight Is . . . Stop Eating After 2:00 P.M. Have Trouble Sleeping? Take a Hot Bath 90 Minutes ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/8/19

A Woman Who Licked a Tub of Ice Cream Could Get 20 Years in Prison A Burglar Tries Using an Inversion Table During a Break-In . . . and Gets Stuck A Boy Stabs His Brother in the Arm . . . Because Jail Seemed Better Than “Eight Hours in the Car With Him” Cutting Back on Fatty Foods Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/03/19

 A Guy Broke Into a Restaurant . . . Stripped . . . Robbed the Place . . . Then Got Dressed and Left  A Woman Proves to Her Friends She Can Run in Heels and Gets Hit by a Car A Ferrari Driver’s Excuse For Doing 137? She Thought She Was Only Doing 100  A Porn Company Is Offering ... Read More »