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The Brady Report 12/07/18

(NC-17) A Man with the Last Name “Bates” Is Busted For Exposing Himself . . . and Doing Nasty Things with… The Pepper Shaker at a Restaurant Has More Germs Than the Toilet 44% of People Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Amazon Check Out the Most Popular Dog Names of 2018 Do You “Sleep Text”? Yeah, Apparently That’s a ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/06/18

 Cheesecake Factory Gave Out Free Slices Yesterday . . . Which Led to Chaos and at Least One Arrest The Top Time to Swipe on Tinder This Year Was 9:00 P.M. on Mondays The Top Ten Types of Gifts Kids Are Asking for in 2018  Is It Okay to Give Someone Exercise Gear for Christmas If They Didn’t Ask for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/05/18

 A Guy Successfully Seduces a Coworker by Covering Himself in Maple Syrup . . . But She’s Furious He.  A 300-Pound Woman Confesses to Murdering Her 120-Pound Boyfriend by Crushing Him  Wait . . . Are You Supposed to Eat Burgers Upside-Down? People in New York are most likely to be friendly with their neighbors?  And people in Phoenix are ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/07/18

 A Guy Wearing Crocs Jumps Into a Crocodile Pit  A Woman Is Busted For Embezzling Money to Pay Back the Money She’d Embezzled at Her Last Job  A Delta Passenger Finds Poop on His Seat . . . and They Tell Him to Sit in It or Get Left Behind  Thanksgiving Ice Cream Flavors, Including Turkey and Stuffing, Are Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/02/18

 A Half-Naked Woman Falls Through the Ceiling of a Fast Food Joint . . . Twice A Mayor on Meth Crashes His Car, Then Breaks Into a House  An Assistant Principal Showed Up to School Drunk . . . During Alcohol Awareness Week  A Husband Is Busted For Cheating After He Poops in His Mistress’s Bed  At Least Half of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/01/18

A Mayor Is Accused of Trying to Trade Sex for Speed Bumps A 125-Pound Woman Chokes a Bouncer Unconscious When She Mistakenly Thinks He Slapped Her Butt  A Man Tries to Buy a Meal For a Cop . . . and Is Busted For Drunk Driving  The Latest Pumpkin Spice Product Is . . . Pumpkin-Spice Pee-Proof Women’s Underwear  Designers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/23/18

Follow-Up: The Guy Whose Flatulence Ended His Police Interview Has Pleaded Guilty  A Guy Beat Up Teenage Girls Dressed as Zombies After They Scared His Family  A Quarter of Young People Think Marriage Should be a Temporary Contract, So You Can Upgrade to a Better…  17% of People Have Hurt Themselves Getting-It-On . . . Here are the Eight Most ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/22/18

Someone Stole a Giant Inflatable Replica of the Human Colon, and the Doctors Want It Back  A Guy Is Busted for Smashing Pumpkins at Walmart  A Woman in a Cow Costume Is Busted for Shoplifting and Tells the Cop to “Suck a Pink Cow Udder”  “Nose Warmers” are Ridiculous, Small Winter Hats For Your Nose  We’re Most Likely to Feel ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/16/18

A Guy Trashes a Hospital While They Treat Him For Eating a Tide Pod  A Woman Hides Her Crack Pipe from the Cops by Chewing It Up and Swallowing the Glass  Eggnog-Flavored Vodka Is Coming to Town This Christmas  Would You Trust a Duck Sandwich From Arby’s? A Guy Asks the Internet About a Mysterious Tool in His Dad’s Toolbox ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/15/18

 A Father and Son Did Battle with a Chainsaw and Lawnmower  Someone Put Googly Eyes on a Revolutionary War Hero Statue . . . Which Could Be a Felony?  A New Website Lets You Pay 99 Cents to See Who Else Paid 99 Cents A City Council Candidate May Drop Out Because She Sells Used Underwear Online Read More »