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The Brady Report 9/25/18

A Guy Pistol Whips His Friend of 50 Years During an Argument Over a Bruno Mars Song Couples Are Now Going to Therapy For Help Dealing with Their In-Laws The Top 10 Signs You Have a Well-Rounded Life Read More »

The Brady Report 9/20/18

 A Buddhism Professor Is Arrested For Assaulting a Bouncer  A Grandma Mayor Shoots and Kills an Alligator to Get Revenge For It Killing Her Miniature Horse The Best Way to Convince People to Cut Back on Drinking Is . . . Tell Them They’re Embarrassing Themselves The National Average For Tipping Is Now 17%  Did Your Parents Let You Do ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/19/18

A Guy Sold His Car to Pay for His Wife’s Cancer Treatments . . . Then Their Kids Bought It Back for Him 17…  An Idiot Huffs a Bunch of Spray-Paint, Then Attacks His Mom with a Spatula  A Guy Is Arrested For Going to a Grocery Store and “Rubbing the Produce on His Buttocks”  Teenagers Are Protesting Against Giving ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/18/18

 A Study Found People Probably Like You More Than You Think  A Woman Tries to Avoid Being Arrested by “Intentionally Releasing Her Bowels” Onto a Cop  A Guy Threatens to Blow Up a Building After a Woman Won’t Send Him Nude Pictures A Man Has His Toddler Climb Into an Arcade Prize Machine to Steal a Bunch of Toys  A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/17/18

 A Couple Gets Busted Shoplifting Clothes From Walmart . . . To Wear to a Court Appearance  A Guy Is Busted Using a Halloween Skeleton in the Carpool Lane Are the New iPhones Sexist Because They’re Too Big For Women’s Hands? Rich People Are Now Hiring Nannies . . . For Themselves How Much Sushi Do You Have to Eat ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/13/18

A Man Busted For Pleasuring Himself in Front of a Laundromat Says It “Helps with His Anxiety”  Amazon Will Be Selling and Shipping Live Christmas Trees This Year New Trend: People Are Drinking the Booze in Hotel Mini-Bars and Refilling Them with Pee, So They Don’t Get…  Jalapeno M&M’s and More “International” Flavors Are Coming Soon?  Have You Ever Skipped ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/12/18

Trying to Take the Perfect Selfie Saved a Woman’s Life A Fake Cop Offers to Clear an Arrest in Exchange For Beers and a Shrimp Cocktail  Crack Pipe Vending Machines Popped Up in Three Towns in New York, and People Are Freaking Out  A Guy Emails 246 Women Named Nicole to Find the One He Met the Night Before . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/11/18

 A Woman Donated Her Kidney to an Anonymous Recipient Who Turned Out to Be Her Neighbor  A Deli Counter Worker Stole $9,000 Worth of Meat, Three Slices at a Time  A Company Owner Stole $1.5 Million Worth of Lobsters to Sell on the Lobster Black Market  The Romance Novelist Behind a Book Called “The Wrong Husband” Is Accused of Killing ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/10/18

 A Woman Is Busted For Shoving Smoked Salmon in Her Neighbor’s Gas Tank  A Guy Running From the Cops Is Caught When He Pulls a Gun . . . and Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Leg  A Lawyer Known as “The DWI Guy” Was Just Busted For Drunk Driving A Drunk, Naked Guy Sets Fire to His House Trying to ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/31/18

 A Woman Pressed Charges After Her Drunk Boyfriend Gave Her a Wet Willy  People Stop a Convenience Store Robbery . . . Then Rob the Robber  A Guy Tricks the Cops Into Breaking Up with His Girlfriend For Him  Do Cops Really Give More Tickets at the End of the Month?  There’s a Company That Will Quit Your Job For ... Read More »