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The Brady Report 10/17/19

 A Man Tries to Meet an Underage Teen From Craigslist . . . Then Calls the FBI to Report the Boy Tried to…  The Best Places in America to Celebrate Oktoberfest  Olive Garden’s All-You-Can-Eat Pasta Passes Go on Sale Tomorrow  Only 34% of People Love Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Plus Seven More Stats on Popular Fall Foods  The New iPhone Unlocks ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/03/19

 A Guy Broke Into a Restaurant . . . Stripped . . . Robbed the Place . . . Then Got Dressed and Left  A Woman Proves to Her Friends She Can Run in Heels and Gets Hit by a Car A Ferrari Driver’s Excuse For Doing 137? She Thought She Was Only Doing 100  A Porn Company Is Offering ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/6/19

Popeyes Gave Out Mardi Gras Bead Necklaces That Hold Your Fried Chicken “Ashes to Go” Is Huge on Ash Wednesday, Because Everyone’s Too Busy for Church? A Two-Inch “Micro” Designer Handbag Is on Sale for the Low, Low Price of $522 Instructions on How to Win $10,000 Were Buried in an Insurance Policy’s Fine Print . . . and Someone… ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/22/19

A Guy Gets Caught Flying With 43 Pounds of Pot in His Luggage A Cop Accidentally Ran Over Two People Who Were Lying in the Road, Watching the Eclipse  A Company Is Selling Empty Plastic Hearts . . . for Everyone Who Asked for “Nothing” on Valentine’s Day A Girlfriend Sells Her Boyfriend’s Xbox for $4 After She Finds Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/17/19

 A Cop Busts Up a Rowdy Threesome . . . and Finds His Wife Is Involved A Former NFL Player Tackled a Peeping Tom Who Was Looking at His Daughter  (NC-17) A Man Tried to Cure His Back Pain by Injecting Himself with His Own Man Seed . . . Spoiler: It… Peeps Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/16/19

 A Woman Has a Threesome with Two People But Leaves Her Boyfriend Out . . . Then Hits Him When He Confronts Her  Car Thieves Are Busted When They Stop to Ask a Cop for Gas  A Fugitive Tries to Fool the Cops by Writing “I’m Not Here” on a Mattress . . . Then They Find Him Hiding…  A ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/14/19

 A Guy Eats the Seat of a Police Car on the Way to Jail A Teenager Gets Into a Car Crash Doing the Blindfolded “Bird Box” Challenge  A Bunch of Bigfoot Sightings in North Carolina Turned Out to be . . . a Bigfoot Statue A Dad Places a Dating Ad for His Sons Before a Family Trip to New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/11/19

Does Chewing on a Coat Mess Up a Breathalyzer Test? One Attorney Tried to Say It Does  A Woman Asks a Guy for a Birthday Hug, Then Steals His Wallet A Guy Got Into a High Speed Police Chase to Fulfill His “Lifelong Dream” A Woman Broke Into a Police Station Because She Was Obsessed with a Cop Who Arrested ... Read More »

The Brady Report 1/7/19

 A Guy Attacks His Dad with Pizza When He Finds Out His Dad “Helped Give Birth to Him” A Woman Attacks Her Parents for Not Taking Her to Outback Steakhouse  A Kidnapper Chases a Woman into a Karate Studio . . . Which Was a Bad Idea  A Woman Is Attacked by a Dog, Then Bitten by . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/18/18

A Deer Poacher Is Sentenced to Watch “Bambi” Once a Month A Man Who Smelled His Own Socks Every Day Is Hospitalized with a Severe Lung Infection (NC-17) A Museum Just Acquired an Important Glory Hole . . . But Some People Are Upset A New Meme Says Your Stripper Name Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing Plus the Way You ... Read More »