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The Brady Report 4/3/18

A Man Ships Himself in a Crate to Steal Stuff From a Delivery Truck A Guy Is Mad at Roofers For Interrupting an Argument with His Girlfriend . . . So He Shakes Their Ladder…  A Wanted Criminal Gets Caught When He Mistakes a Police Cruiser for a Pizza Delivery Car  2% of Us Think the Earth Is Flat . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/18

 A Judge Is Caught Stealing His 23-Year-Old Neighbor’s Underwear  A Woman Put Vanilla Extract in Her Kids’ French Toast, Then Realized It Was PCP  A Guy Is Arrested After He Falls Through His Ex-Girlfriend’s Ceiling  Need a Summer Job? A Nudist Resort Is Searching For a Lifeguard  A Guy Wanders Into a Police Station For Help Breaking Up with His ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/27/18

 A Woman Attacks Her Ex Best Friend’s New Best Friend at a PTA Meeting and Gets Into a Shootout With the Cops A Drunk Driver Thought a Lowe’s Coupon Was His License . . . Then Tried to Bribe the Cop with Sexual Favors  A Man Tells a Woman He Was Poisoned and Will Die Unless She Has Sex With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/26/18

A Guy Celebrates His $96,000 Lawsuit Settlement With Hookers . . . Who Steal All of It  A Man Forgot His Anniversary . . . So His Wife Beat Him Up  McDonald’s Refuses to Make 30 Double Cheeseburgers, So a Guy Beats Up the Golden Arches  United Gives a Woman $10,000 to Give Up Her Seat in a Desperate Attempt ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/23/18

A Man Who Just Starred in a Local Theater’s “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” Is Busted…  A “Serial Toilet Clogger” Is on the Loose in Wisconsin  Someone in Kansas Confused the Malaysian Flag for the American Flag Defaced With ISIS Symbols . . . Now…  Taco Bell Is Making Tortilla Chips That Taste Like Their Hot Sauces ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/22/18

Computer Viruses Have Dipped 17% Since the Start of Lent . . . Partly Because We’re Watching Less Porn “Phoneless Vacations” Went on Sale . . . and Immediately Sold Out  Here Are the Instagram Poses That Annoy Us the Most  20% of Us Have Peed in a Pool . . . 10% Have Peed in Someone Else’s Sink How ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/5/18

 A Woman Dumps Popcorn on a Kid’s Head for Talking During “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” A Man Gets a Ring Stuck on His Junk . . . Tries to Use Scissors to Get It Off . . . and They Get Stuck Too  A Guy’s Car Explodes After He Uses Body Spray and Lights a Cigarette Women Like One-Night ... Read More »

The Brady Report 3/1/18

 Police Are Hunting For Someone Who Stole an Adam Sandler Autographed Jersey From “The Longest Yard”  A Man With the Middle Name “Trouble” Just Got Arrested Two Shoplifters Try to Get Away by Jumping a Fence . . . Into a Police Station Parking Lot Firefighters Have to Rescue a Guy Who Climbed a Huge Tree to Save His Drone ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/27/18

A Guy Thinks He’s on the Wrong Flight and Jumps Down the Emergency Slide . . . Turns Out It Was the Correct…  A Community Theater Actor Gets Into a Police Chase Because He Doesn’t Want to Miss His Performance  America’s Most Wanted Deadbeat Dad Was Finally Busted After He Tried to Run a Scam Involving Maraschino…  People Who Take ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/26/18

A Woman Intentionally Poops in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs . . . and a Valentine’s Day Card? A Guy Gets a DUI For Riding a Horse Down a Los Angeles Freeway  A College Student Finds Out Her Dad Is Not Her Father From an Experiment For Biology Class  A New Airline Lets You Get the Full Flying ... Read More »