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The Brady Report 12/6/17

 A Guy Stabs His Roommate For Not Bringing Beer to His Party  GM Is Launching a New Feature That Lets You Shop While Driving JetBlue Is Giving Three People Unlimited Free Flights Next Year What Beer Are People Searching For the Most in Every State? A College Student Says She’ll Dress as a Christmas Tree For the Semester If She ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/5/17

 A Guy Realizes Someone Broke Into His House When He Sees the Toilet Seat Down J.C. Penney Is Opening a Pop-Up Shop Called “Jacques Penne”  80% of People Think Their Boss Is Totally Unnecessary  10% of People Have Gotten an STD From a Coworker at the Christmas Party?  The Number of Companies Serving Booze at Their Christmas Parties Has Plummeted ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/4/17

 A Guy in New York Tries to Make a Sword and Winds Up Setting 32 Buildings on Fire  A Man Is Caught Painting Arrows on the Road to Make His Commute Faster  An Amazon Delivery Woman Defecated in Front of Someone’s House  A Drunk Guy Cooks His Own Meal at Waffle House When He Finds the Staff Asleep  A Possum ... Read More »

The Brady Report 12/1/17

(NC-17) A Guy Tries Threatening the Cops By Swinging a Large Sex Toy at Them  A Guy Tried to Intimidate a Lawyer by Torching His Car and Putting Flaming Dog Poop on His Porch . . . But…  82% of Women Over 40 Heard “You Look Good For Your Age” This Year  Cinnabon Is Making Chocolate Chip Cookies Stuffed With ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/30/17

 A Drunk Woman Fights a Man During Trivia Night at a Bar, Then Runs Laps in the Parking Lot  A Guy Hid His Phone in a Potato Chip Bag to Keep His Boss From Tracking Him . . . While He Played Golf on… The Biggest Baby Naming Trends From the Year Included Disney Princesses, Cleveland Cavaliers Players, and…  American ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/29/17

Police Catch a Hit-and-Run Drunk Driver When She Stops to Pee in the Middle of the Street  Homes on Streets with Names Like “Butt Road” Are Cheaper Than Houses on Less Embarrassing Streets  Stupid Photo of the Day: The One Single Woman in Her Family’s Christmas Card Is Becoming a Viral Hero  You Can Now Register For Baby Gifts at ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/28/17

A Guy Committed Arson 12 Times Because He Was Stressed Over Job Hunting A Woman Is Arrested After Barking at Her Neighbor’s Dogs  An 8-Year-Old Ditched Her Mom on Black Friday, Stole Her Car, and Tried to Outrun the Cops Dictionary.com’s Word of the Year Is “Complicit”  Upside-Down Christmas Trees Are Becoming a Big Trend This Year 93% of Americans ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/27/17

 A Woman Is Busted For Using a Flamethrower to Destroy Her Own SUV  The Best Thing to Drink If You Want to Feel Sexy Is . . . Shots  A Couple Who Love Olive Garden Are Naming Their Daughter “Olivia Garton”  Could Eating More Deep Fried Food Save the Environment?  Someone on Facebook Is Selling a “Slightly Used” Coffin  11% ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/22/17

 There’s Going to Be a Christmas Tree Shortage This Year  The Seven Holidays Where You’re Most Likely to Conceive a Baby . . . and Thanksgiving Is Number One  If You Really Want to Enjoy Thanksgiving Dinner, Make Sure to Eat a Lot of . . . Salad?  The Ten Topics That Are Most Likely to Start a Fight on ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/21/17

 A Guy Posts on Social Media Because He Thinks the Female Orgasm Is a Myth  Only 9% of Us Think We’re More Attractive Than Our Partner  It’s Not Your Imagination: Your Parents Like Your Younger Sibling More  Does Decorating for Christmas Super-Early Make You Happier? Plus Four Other Stats About Our Decorating Habits  There’s a Restaurant Serving a $76,000 Thanksgiving ... Read More »