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The Brady Report 4/30/18

 A Man Flees From the Cops on a Motorcycle with an “XFELON” License Plate  A Woman Smashes Up a Popeyes When She Gets Their $4 Meal Confused with Wendy’s  (NC-17) Does Having Sex with a Robot Count as Sex?  Women Are Now Hiring Shrinks to Help Them Shop  If You Ask Siri to Define the Word “Mother” Twice, It Drops ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/27/18

 A Woman Tries to Rip Out Her Husband’s Catheter During a Drunk Fight  A Newspaper Delivery Guy Got Stabbed . . . and Kept Delivering Papers?  (NC-17) Cops Respond to a Call and Find an Erotic Bondage Session . . . Then Get Invited to Join  The Best Color to Wear on a First Date Is . . . Black ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/24/18

A Man Brings Home Divorce Papers . . . So His Wife Shoots at Him A Guy Is Arrested For Attacking His Boyfriend With a Big Mouth Billy Bass  Scientists Have Confirmed That Uranus Smells Like Farts  Forget Boxed Wine . . . Now You Can Buy Boxed Liquor  Married Couples Who Make It 20 Years Are Happier Than Newlyweds Read More »

The Brady Report 4/23/18

 A Delta Passenger Threw Coffee, Overturned a Drink Cart, and Assaulted an Air Marshal  It’s National Picnic Day! Here Are Our 10 Favorite Picnic Foods  A City in China Is Letting People Out of Traffic Tickets If They Confess on Social Media and Get at Least… The Five Most Attractive Jobs for Men and Women  (NC-17) 56% of First-Time Hook-Ups ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/18/18

   A Guy Is Busted For Drunk Driving in His Underwear That Says “Breathalyzer, Blow Here”  A Kid Kept Playing “Fortnite” While a Tornado Destroyed His Neighbor’s House Not Smiling Doesn’t Make You Look Cooler The Higher Your Salary, the More Stressed You Are  You Start Becoming an Old Person at 41? Plus the Top 10 Signs It’s Happening Read More »

The Brady Report 4/17/18

  A Guy Asks a Clerk What Would Happen If He Steals Beer . . . Then Does It Anyway  Cops Catch a Drug Dealer by Digitally Pulling His Fingerprint Out of a Photo  Priests Are Now Able to Perform Exorcisms Over the Phone  (NC-17) Here Are Five New Stats on Our Increasingly Kinky Sex Lives  There’s an App That ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/12/18

 A Guy Tries to Hold Off the Cops by Burning His Stairs, But Sets His Feet on Fire  (NC-17) A Naked Man Gets a Sex Toy Stuck in a Bad Place . . . and Wanders to a Gas Station For Help  Are the Secrets to Long Life Eating Dessert and Telling People Off?  Cankle Reductions Are the Hot New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/10/18

 A Woman Is Arrested For Beating Up a Man Using Her Boobs A Man Winds Up in the ER With “Thunderclap Headaches” After He Eats One of the World’s Hottest Peppers  Firefighters Rescued a 70-Year-Old Man Whose “Personal Body Part” Got Stuck in a Park Bench  Americans Are the Biggest TV Addicts in the World  Your Expensive Gym Clothes Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/9/18

 A Roofer Doesn’t Get Paid . . . So He Repossesses an Entire Roof A Woman Claims the Bag of Cocaine in Her Purse Must Have Been Blown in There by the Wind Doctors Pull a Three-Foot Phone Cable Out of a Guy’s Junk After He Used It to Try to Stop Itching  MIT Invented a New Device That Reads ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/6/18

 Remember That Dude Who Got Free Wendy’s “Nuggs” For a Year? Here’s How Many He Ate A Quarter of Parents Have a Favorite Child . . . and It’s Probably Your Youngest Sibling  41% of Women Say Facial Hair Makes Men Uglier . . . and 25% of Guys Who’ve Had Facial Hair Agree  Your Entire Relationship Hinges on Who ... Read More »