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The Brady Report 9/13/19

Two Women’s Loud Sex Is Mistaken for a Fight . . . Which Leads to Gunshots A Guy Breaks Into a Home, Then Tries to Have a Booty Call There A Man Honored by the White House for Heroism During the El Paso Shooting Made It Up . . . and the Secret… A Married Couple Splits Up When the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/12/19

A Psychic Gets Prison Time for Making a Woman Pay $1.6 Million to Remove a Curse The Best and Worst U.S. Cities for Oktoberfest Warning: Don’t Rub Toothpaste on Your Junk to Last Longer The Three Cameras on Apple’s New iPhone Are Triggering People With a Fear of Holes The Newest Way People Are Sexting Is . . . Through ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/30/19

A Guy Throws Thousands of Screws on the Road to Prevent His Ex from Dating Other People A Father-Son Fight Over Cooking Cabbage Ends in Gunshots A UFO Hunter Has Found an Alien Face on the Surface of Antarctica The First Halloween Controversy of the Season Is a Latex Scar That Looks Like Lady Parts Word of the Day: “Choreplay” ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/22/19

A Man Storms Into a Business to Shoot His Nephew for Breaking His Cuckoo Clock Update: The Elderly Couple Busted for Sex in a Park Says They’re Innocent and the Guy Has “No Blood Flow”… “Poop Like a Champion” Cereal Is Available on Amazon Watermelon on Pizza: Yes or No? Walking Through a Park With Lots of Trees Makes You ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/21/19

Someone Calls the Cops on a Topless Woman at the Beach . . . so She Goes Bottomless to Protest A Man Threatens to Kill His Friend Over a $10,000 Bet That the Earth is Flat A Guy Says a Woman Chugged Two Beers and Then Went on to “‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin My A**” Cops Bust Six People for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/16/19

The Woman Who Pulled a Gator Out of Her Yoga Pants During a Traffic Stop Is Found Guilty A Man Robs a 7-Eleven Wearing a Baby T-Shirt as a Mask A Guy Cut Down a Famous 200-Year-Old Tree Because He Hated His Brother Good News: Signs Point to Small Men’s Junk Becoming Sexy Again A Mom Licks Her Daughter’s Ice ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/15/19

A Shoplifter Is Busted Shoving Brisket and Propane Down His Pants A Guy Threatens His Neighbors With Nunchucks . . . and Accidentally Hits Himself in the Face A Guy Was Caught Playing “Pokemon Go” on Eight Phones Simultaneously in His Car A Teen Starts Tweeting From Her Smart Fridge After Her Phone Gets Taken Away Watching Sports Is Almost ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/14/19

A Man Tries to Fight Off the Police with Poop-Covered Punches A Couple Accidentally Sells Stolen Comic Books Back to the Guy They Stole Them From A Guy Is Busted for Using a Stolen Credit Card When He Signs “Thief” on the Receipts A First Date Starts at Denny’s . . . and Winds Up in a High-Speed Police Chase ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/13/19

A Guy Jumps Off a Balcony While Fleeing Police and Lands on a Wasp Nest A Woman Is Trying to Crowdfund a Butt Lift for Her “Mental Health” . . . It’s Not Going Great A Bride’s Sister Asks If She Can Take Her Wedding Date and Venue Instead New Dating Term: “Dogfishing” Is When Someone Poses for Dating Profile ... Read More »

The Brady Report 8/12/19

A Naked Couple Is Busted Having Sex in a Car . . . Parked at a Police Headquarters A Drunk Driver Fails to Hit the Brakes and Crashes Into a “Brakes 4 Less” Store (NC-17) A Guy Has a Rare Condition That’s Making His Junk Turn to Bone A Company’s New See-Through Men’s Bathing Suit Leaves Nothing to the Imagination ... Read More »