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The Brady Report 11/07/18

 A Guy Wearing Crocs Jumps Into a Crocodile Pit  A Woman Is Busted For Embezzling Money to Pay Back the Money She’d Embezzled at Her Last Job  A Delta Passenger Finds Poop on His Seat . . . and They Tell Him to Sit in It or Get Left Behind  Thanksgiving Ice Cream Flavors, Including Turkey and Stuffing, Are Now ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/02/18

 A Half-Naked Woman Falls Through the Ceiling of a Fast Food Joint . . . Twice A Mayor on Meth Crashes His Car, Then Breaks Into a House  An Assistant Principal Showed Up to School Drunk . . . During Alcohol Awareness Week  A Husband Is Busted For Cheating After He Poops in His Mistress’s Bed  At Least Half of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 11/01/18

A Mayor Is Accused of Trying to Trade Sex for Speed Bumps A 125-Pound Woman Chokes a Bouncer Unconscious When She Mistakenly Thinks He Slapped Her Butt  A Man Tries to Buy a Meal For a Cop . . . and Is Busted For Drunk Driving  The Latest Pumpkin Spice Product Is . . . Pumpkin-Spice Pee-Proof Women’s Underwear  Designers ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/23/18

Follow-Up: The Guy Whose Flatulence Ended His Police Interview Has Pleaded Guilty  A Guy Beat Up Teenage Girls Dressed as Zombies After They Scared His Family  A Quarter of Young People Think Marriage Should be a Temporary Contract, So You Can Upgrade to a Better…  17% of People Have Hurt Themselves Getting-It-On . . . Here are the Eight Most ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/22/18

Someone Stole a Giant Inflatable Replica of the Human Colon, and the Doctors Want It Back  A Guy Is Busted for Smashing Pumpkins at Walmart  A Woman in a Cow Costume Is Busted for Shoplifting and Tells the Cop to “Suck a Pink Cow Udder”  “Nose Warmers” are Ridiculous, Small Winter Hats For Your Nose  We’re Most Likely to Feel ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/16/18

A Guy Trashes a Hospital While They Treat Him For Eating a Tide Pod  A Woman Hides Her Crack Pipe from the Cops by Chewing It Up and Swallowing the Glass  Eggnog-Flavored Vodka Is Coming to Town This Christmas  Would You Trust a Duck Sandwich From Arby’s? A Guy Asks the Internet About a Mysterious Tool in His Dad’s Toolbox ... Read More »

The Brady Report 10/15/18

 A Father and Son Did Battle with a Chainsaw and Lawnmower  Someone Put Googly Eyes on a Revolutionary War Hero Statue . . . Which Could Be a Felony?  A New Website Lets You Pay 99 Cents to See Who Else Paid 99 Cents A City Council Candidate May Drop Out Because She Sells Used Underwear Online Read More »

The Brady Report 10/2/18

 A Guy Proposes on a Mountain Peak . . . Then They Get Lost Trying to Get Down Belize Is Hosting the World’s Biggest Game of Hide-and-Seek  Your Dog Gets Depressed When He Sees You Using Your Phone  Trix Is Bringing Back Fruit Shapes Like It Had in the ’90s  Here’s the Most Popular Candy From the Year You Were ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/27/18

 Thieves Break Into a Marijuana Shop . . . But Only Wind Up Stealing Oregano  A Drunk Driver Flags Down a Cop to Complain About People Trying to Stop Her from Driving Drunk  Golf Partners Just Beat One-in-17 Million Odds and Both Hit Holes-in-One  What’s the First Thing You Ever Bought on Amazon? You Can Look It Up  Lyft’s New ... Read More »

The Brady Report 9/26/18

 Two Childhood Cancer Survivors Got Married at the Hospital Where They Met 25 Years Ago  Cops Have to Break Up a Couple’s Fight Over Whether to Pop a Back Pimple  A Designer Used Three-Breasted Models in a Fashion Show The Average Cat Person Watches Over 700 Cat Videos a Year  A Teacher Was Fired For Giving Kids Zeroes When They ... Read More »