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The Brady Report 8/1/19

Licking a Toilet Seat or Dumpster Is More Sanitary Than Hitting a Bong Someone Stole a Package off a Woman’s Porch . . . With Nine Tarantulas Inside A Woman Finds a Giant, Angry Spider on the Wall of Her Home French’s Mustard Just Created Mustard Ice Cream Crying Over Your Break-Up Can Help You Lose Weight? Would You Rather ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/29/19

A Fight Breaks Out on a Cruise Ship Over a Passenger Dressed as a Clown Police Catch a Guy Who Replaced His Broken Taillight With a Bottle of Red Gatorade A Guy Sets Up a Camera to Figure Out Why He’s Having Trouble Breathing at Night . . . His Cat Was… There’s a Petition to Change the Date of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/25/19

Your Sexiest Physical Characteristic Is Your Smile . . . Number Two Is Average-Sized Junk Here’s the Most Popular Ice Cream Flavor in Every State . . . With Some Seriously Strange Picks A Study Finds a Great Way to Lose Weight Is . . . Stop Eating After 2:00 P.M. Have Trouble Sleeping? Take a Hot Bath 90 Minutes ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/8/19

A Woman Who Licked a Tub of Ice Cream Could Get 20 Years in Prison A Burglar Tries Using an Inversion Table During a Break-In . . . and Gets Stuck A Boy Stabs His Brother in the Arm . . . Because Jail Seemed Better Than “Eight Hours in the Car With Him” Cutting Back on Fatty Foods Might ... Read More »

The Brady Report 7/03/19

 A Guy Broke Into a Restaurant . . . Stripped . . . Robbed the Place . . . Then Got Dressed and Left  A Woman Proves to Her Friends She Can Run in Heels and Gets Hit by a Car A Ferrari Driver’s Excuse For Doing 137? She Thought She Was Only Doing 100  A Porn Company Is Offering ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/28/19

A Woman Was Arrested for Asking Her Husband to Clean the House? You Get Ten Good Nights of Sleep a Month . . . Plus, the Top Things We Do When We Can’t Sleep A New Blend of Hormones Can Allow Men to Lactate and Breastfeed Bad Smells Help Us Remember Things? Generation Z Interns Are Smart . . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/26/19

Two Drunk Women Saved a Guy from a Fire While Walking Home from a Bachelorette Party A Substitute Teacher Was Busted Filming Porn in a Classroom The Most Expensive Home in America Is Now $50 Million Cheaper . . . and Once Belonged to the “Beverly… Here Are the College Majors That People Regret the Most Popeye Was Right? Scientists ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/25/19

A Miss Hooters Girl Runner-Up Was Arrested for Destroying Her Boyfriend’s Home After He Dumped Her Coffee Could Help You Burn Fat, According to a New Study One Day, We’ll Colonize Other Planets . . . and a Study Finds Men Won’t Be Needed 7-Eleven’s New Delivery Service Will Bring You Slurpees in Public Places Ikea Is Going to Start ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/24/19

A Guy Burned His Truck Rescuing People from a Fire, So Toyota Gave Him a New One . . . and Added Burn Marks A Suspect Throws His Poop at a Judge . . . and Still Gets Acquitted A Guy Tries to Pull Over His Ex-Girlfriend, but Pulls Over Three City Council Members Instead The Top 10 Cities Where ... Read More »

The Brady Report 6/20/19

It Would Take the Average Person Seven Years to Blow Through $10 Million . . . Here’s How We’d Spend It The Newest Version of Monopoly Is Cashless . . . with a Voice-Activated Banker Here Are the Most and Least Independent States in the U.S. 95% of Americans Say They Hate Mornings 37% of People Have Had a “Eureka” ... Read More »