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The Brady Report 3/1/19

A Thief Steals a Sled to Transport Other Stuff He Stole, and the Tracks Lead Cops Straight to His House A Woman Calls the Cops After a Dog Humps Her Dog at the Dog Park German Tax Officials Seize a Family’s Dog . . . Then Sell It on eBay The Average Person Has 4 Hours and 42 Minutes of ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/28/19

An Out-of-Control SUV Smashed Right Through the Front of an AutoZone Police Catch a Suspect When a Fence Traps Him with a Giant Wedgie A Guy Faces 15 Years in Prison for Dipping His Junk in a Customer’s Salsa A Fight Over Buffet Crab Legs Turns into a Swordfight with Tongs Nike Is the Most Valuable Apparel Brand in the ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/27/19

A Guy Goes Viral for Buying a Ton of Girl Scout Cookies . . . Then Gets Busted by the DEA for Drug Trafficking A Man Steals $33,000 in Rare Coins . . . and Cashes Them in for Face Value at a Coinstar Machine The More Porn You Watch, the More Likely You Are to Be Bisexual? Break Out ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/25/19

A Canadian Guy Calls 911 to Try to Rent a Zamboni A Man Busted with 500 Pounds of Pot Was Driving 30 Miles per Hour Under the Speed Limit A Guy with No Arms Stabs His Dad by Holding Scissors Between His Toes An Alligator Snatches a Golfer’s Ball Right Out of the Air A Brewery Is Selling a Beer ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/22/19

A Guy Tries to Woo a Woman by Posing as a CIA Agent and Pretending She’s Being Targeted by ISIS A Woman Is Busted for Stealing from Her Job at 7-Eleven . . . On Her First Day A City Is Trying to Figure Out How a Snowplow Driver Took Out 30 Blocks Worth of Mailboxes Millennials Are Now Hiring ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/21/19

A Dentist Made His Patients Be Drug Mules in Exchange for Free Dental Work A Guy Steals a Pepsi Truck to Catch His Girlfriend at the Airport Before She Leaves Him . . . Then Hits a… A Woman Broke into Her Ex’s House to Delete Her Nude Picture Off His Phone Police Catch a Vandal by Pulling Fingerprints Off ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/20/19

A Guy Is Arrested for Public Intoxication After He Tipped $22,000 at a Bar A Woman Brawls with the Cops After a Pinball Machine Eats Her Money The Police Get into a Standoff with . . . a Life-Size Stormtrooper Statue Australia Is Going to Let People Use Emojis on Their License Plates A Guy Went to a Dog Park ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/12/19

A Boston Cop Is on Leave After Two Prostitutes Stole His Service Weapon A Guy Celebrates His 66th Birthday by Smashing Into and Mooning Other Drivers “Rage Yoga” Is Yoga . . . but with Beer, Yelling, and Cursing The Top Ten Ways People Use Their Dogs to Spot Red Flags in Their Dates 46% of Us Have Flirted with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/11/19

A Man Is Arrested for Projecting a Porno on His Garage Door A Wedding Turns to Chaos When the Groom Hits on and Gropes an Underage Waitress, Then Brawls A Guy Tried to Scam an Elderly Man . . . Who Happened to be the Former Head of the FBI and CIA There’s a New Ice Cream That Claims It’ll ... Read More »

The Brady Report 2/8/19

Gucci Has Apologized for Its New Turtleneck That Looks Like Blackface Is It Cool to Crowdfund Your Wedding . . . or Is That Tacky? A Guy Named Dave Assman Is Upset He Can’t Get His Name on a Personalized License Plate Booze-Filled Häagen-Dazs Ice Cream Is Finally Available in the U.S. Pre-Crushed ‘Drinkable’ Potato Chips Are Now a Thing ... Read More »