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The Brady Report 5/3/19

A Woman Steals a Parking Spot at Costco, Then Defends It with a Machete A Guy Wearing a Baby Bonnet Stole Baby Formula from a Grocery Store Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, and Solitaire Are Going into the Video Game Hall of Fame An Ice Cream Shop Has Replaced the Bananas in a Banana Split with Pickles Taco Bell Just Started ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/2/19

A Man Tried to Steal a Huge Rib Roast by Shoving It Down His Pants An Argument Over Ford vs. Chevy Ends in Gunfire You Can Now Get a Flight of Three Blizzards at Dairy Queen Burger King Is Poking Fun at McDonald’s Happy Meals with “Real Meals” Based on Other Moods You’ll Make $277,680 Worth of Guilty Purchases in ... Read More »

The Brady Report 5/1/19

A Guy Ran Over a Bartender for Kicking His Dog Out of a Bar A 33-Year-Old Is So Upset His Mom Kicked Him Out That He Flushed His Grandparents’ Ashes An Australian Company Just Made Vegemite-Flavored Liquor New Food Roundup: Nickelodeon Slime Ice Cream, Twinkie Pudding, Starbucks’ New Pink Drink, and Cupcake… A New “Adulting” Calendar Lets Adults Give Themselves ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/30/19

A Guy Shoplifted from a Store Twice . . . and in Between, He Applied for a Job A Woman Called 911 to Ask for Advice on How to Kill Her Boyfriend Ancestry.com Is Fixing Its Results . . . So Whatever They Told You Before Might Be Wrong The Easter Island Giant Head Statues are in Trouble . . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/15/19

Never Fight a Man with an Eye Patch Outside of an Underground Strip Club A Couple Gives Cookies to Striking Workers . . . Filled with Laxatives A Woman Beat Up Her Husband After He Didn’t Respond When She Asked If She Was Pretty A Man Sues His Parents for $86,000 for Throwing Away His Massive Porn Collection Men’s Beards ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/11/19

A Woman Vandalizes Her Neighbor’s Racy Easter Display . . . While the Local News Is There The Best Places to Live If You Want to Become Wealthy A Quarter of People in Sexless Marriages Are Totally Fine with It Guys with Big Beards and Great Hair Have Smaller Junk? A Paid Internship for a ‘Candy Taster’ Also Comes with ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/4/19

Two Drunk Idiots Shot Each Other with a Bulletproof Vest On, Then Showed Up at a Hospital with an Absurd… A Woman Is Pulled Over for Using Her Phone While Driving . . . Oh, and She Also Had a Goat on Her Lap A Man in Canada Is So Excited It Warmed Up to 12 Degrees He Goes for ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/3/19

A Woman Who Pleasured Herself on a Train Is Now a Fugitive A Guy Calls the Cops About a Strange Noise in His Attic . . . and They Find His Meth Lab Two Students Hack Their High School’s Network to Get Out of Taking Tests Two Politicians Named Matthew MacKay Are Running Against Each Other A Judge Accidentally Resigned ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/2/19

A Woman Loses Her House in a Fire, Then Hits the Lottery for $150,000 An Acting Student Stabs His Friend While Doing a Scene from an Ashton Kutcher Movie A Woman Is Busted Driving Around on Just a Rim with a Margarita in Her Cup Holder A Guy Goes Viral for Catching a Huge Catfish with His Bare Hands . ... Read More »

The Brady Report 4/1/19

A Group of Thieves Try to Steal a Bank Safe by Slowly Dragging It Away with a Front-End Loader A Man Is Arrested for Getting into a Nude Fight with Himself A Bride Embezzled $93,000 to Get a Butt Lift Before Her Wedding A Study Finds That Having a Beard Amplifies Your Emotions Is Tinder Really Rolling Out a New ... Read More »